# Studliest Star Trek Male? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [May 3, 2006, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/studliest-star-trek-male/355250 "2006-05-03T16:34:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![thirdname](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d07c76/32.png) [@thirdname](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thirdname)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2006, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/studliest-star-trek-male/355250/21 "2006-05-03T20:19:37Z")
I’m a straight man, but I say Data was the studliest. What about Wesley? He must have been a stud to bag Ashley Judd. ---
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2006, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/studliest-star-trek-male/355250/22 "2006-05-03T20:23:08Z")
Avery Brooks in any role is automatically the studliest. Who was he, Sisko? Picard second. ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2006, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/studliest-star-trek-male/355250/23 "2006-05-03T20:37:35Z")
[QUOTE=riker1384] I’m a straight man, but I say Data was the studliest. [/QUOTE] 😕 Data is Spock without the sex appeal! ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2006, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/studliest-star-trek-male/355250/24 "2006-05-03T20:47:54Z")
[QUOTE=riker1384] I’m a straight man, but I say Data was the studliest. What about Wesley? He must have been a stud to bag Ashley Judd. [/QUOTE] :throws up: ---
**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2006, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/studliest-star-trek-male/355250/25 "2006-05-03T21:13:10Z")
[QUOTE=Mama Zappa] Capt. James T. Kirk - Ditto. Got around a bit _too_ much (or was it all a fake?). Plus he had a really _bad_ wig. [/QUOTE] Unfortunately, on first reading I mentally spoonerized those last two words into “He had a really _big_ wad.” ---
**Author:** ![Encinitas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@Encinitas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Encinitas)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2006, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/studliest-star-trek-male/355250/26 "2006-05-03T21:21:37Z")
[QUOTE=Mama Zappa] … Mr. Spock - Once every seven years?!?!?!?! Why bother! 😉 [/QUOTE] Yeah, but when he blew, he really blew! :eek: ---
**Author:** ![priapus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ed655f/32.png) [@priapus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/priapus)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2006, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/studliest-star-trek-male/355250/27 "2006-05-03T21:23:37Z")
[QUOTE=Operation Ripper] Because for a Klingon warrior and Chief of Security (or whatever he was) he _always_ got his ass kicked. Always. [/QUOTE] Indeed.Worf got his ass handed to him more than Nick Barkley.I vote for The Crosby girl ---
**Author:** ![thirdname](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d07c76/32.png) [@thirdname](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thirdname)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2006, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/studliest-star-trek-male/355250/28 "2006-05-03T21:27:45Z")
[QUOTE=BrainGlutton] 😕 Data is Spock without the sex appeal! [/QUOTE] He was good enought for Yar. You know those sped-up shots of him fixing the ship? You have no idea what those hands could do. ---
**Author:** ![Broken\_Wind](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Broken\_Wind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Broken_Wind)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2006, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/studliest-star-trek-male/355250/29 "2006-05-03T21:57:14Z")
[QUOTE=BrainGlutton] Even the Horta, I shouldnt’ wonder . . . [/QUOTE] I bet she rocked his world… ::ducks:: Oh, and Kirk by a mile. ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2006, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/studliest-star-trek-male/355250/30 "2006-05-03T22:35:59Z")
> [@](#): > > “Studly” isn’t just scoring with babes; it’s also overcoming obstacles in a truly manly manner, including knowing when to make the other guy back down with a tough-guy bluff. Kirk wins for the Corbomite Maneuver, alone. OK, by that standard, it’s Kirk by a mile. Or a light-year, or a gigaparsec, or something. With how much they mangled distance calculations on that show, I’m not sure it matters. And **BMalion** , I’m pretty sure that Riker was the only one on that list getting any holodeck action, and he’s very properly not getting any votes here. I mean, he’s like Kirk, but with lower standards, and without the toughness. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2006, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/studliest-star-trek-male/355250/31 "2006-05-03T22:55:08Z")
[QUOTE=Bryan Ekers] “Studly” isn’t just scoring with babes; it’s also overcoming obstacles in a truly manly manner, including knowing when to make the other guy back down with a tough-guy bluff. [/QUOTE] The Borg. ---
**Author:** ![ninevah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/46a35a/32.png) [@ninevah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ninevah)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2006, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/studliest-star-trek-male/355250/32 "2006-05-03T23:18:20Z")
I **so** misread the thread title. I thought it said **Stupidest** Star Trek Male. I thought, this’d be open slather! oops. “studliest”. ahem. My vote goes for Riker. I think I have a fascination with facial hair. But I’m surprised no one’s gone for **Odo** yet. …What? ---
**Author:** ![Wesley\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wesley_clark/32/20581_2.png) [@Wesley\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wesley_Clark)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2006, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/studliest-star-trek-male/355250/33 "2006-05-03T23:26:53Z")
I’d like to point out to all the ladies that Data is anatomically correct. Just in case that comes up. He also likes cats and classical music and he is unseducable. No matter how hard you try you can’t win him over. What a challenge. Why no Lt. Barkley? ---
**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2006, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/studliest-star-trek-male/355250/34 "2006-05-03T23:46:45Z")
[QUOTE=Wesley Clark] Data is anatomically correct. Just in case that comes up. [/QUOTE] Snerk. ---
**Author:** ![Antinor01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecae2f/32.png) [@Antinor01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antinor01)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2006, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/studliest-star-trek-male/355250/35 "2006-05-03T23:49:56Z")
[QUOTE=Wesley Clark] I’d like to point out to all the ladies that Data is anatomically correct. Just in case that comes up. He also likes cats and classical music and he is unseducable. No matter how hard you try you can’t win him over. What a challenge. Why no Lt. Barkley? [/QUOTE] It wouldn’t do much good for him to be anatomically correct if it didn’t come up, at least sometimes. ---
**Author:** ![MacSpon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/34f0e0/32.png) [@MacSpon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MacSpon)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2006, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/studliest-star-trek-male/355250/36 "2006-05-04T01:07:29Z")
[QUOTE=Wesley Clark] I’d like to point out to all the ladies that Data is anatomically correct. [/QUOTE] And programmed in multiple techniques, if memory serves me correctly.\* - Been watching too much Iron Chef. ---
**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2006, 11:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/studliest-star-trek-male/355250/37 "2006-05-04T11:21:08Z")
Janeway? ---
**Author:** ![Ceejaytee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ceejaytee/32/2956_2.png) [@Ceejaytee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ceejaytee)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2006, 12:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/studliest-star-trek-male/355250/38 "2006-05-04T12:19:07Z")
[QUOTE=priapus] Indeed.Worf got his ass handed to him more than Nick Barkley.I vote for The Crosby girl [/QUOTE] But only on TNG, where they really did not do him justice. When he moved to DS9, he kicked major ass. Tasha Yar was pretty studly, actually. Until she got slimed. ---
**Author:** ![Mehitabel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8797f3/32.png) [@Mehitabel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mehitabel)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2006, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/studliest-star-trek-male/355250/39 "2006-05-04T12:31:53Z")
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**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2006, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/studliest-star-trek-male/355250/40 "2006-05-04T13:37:11Z")
[QUOTE=Wesley Clark] I’d like to point out to all the ladies that Data is anatomically correct. [/QUOTE] Odo, OTOH . . . I mean, if his shape-shifting ability can’t even manage to reproduce **hair**. . . [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/studliest-star-trek-male/355250.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/studliest-star-trek-male/355250.md?page=3)