# Stuff you discovered about being older…

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stuff-you-discovered-about-being-older/967702>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [July 10, 2022, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stuff-you-discovered-about-being-older/967702 "2022-07-10T13:55:15Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2022, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stuff-you-discovered-about-being-older/967702/61 "2022-07-30T04:26:18Z")

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As a woman, I have discovered that once you no longer have to worry about getting pregnant, you can enjoy sex.

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**Author:** ![ExTank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/35a633/32.png) [@ExTank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ExTank)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2022, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stuff-you-discovered-about-being-older/967702/62 "2022-07-30T22:43:17Z")

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Gray hair wouldn’t bother me so much if it didn’t insist on growing out of my ears and nostrils.

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**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2022, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stuff-you-discovered-about-being-older/967702/63 "2022-08-01T06:28:00Z")

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Ha. Well God did invent trimmers.

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