# Stuff you never see advertized (any more)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stuff-you-never-see-advertized-any-more/651772>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 1, 2013, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stuff-you-never-see-advertized-any-more/651772 "2013-03-01T22:53:42Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2013, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stuff-you-never-see-advertized-any-more/651772/81 "2013-03-08T14:18:30Z")

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> [@elfkin477](#):
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> It’s only through commericals that most of us ever thought of the possibility of some poor person trying to clean and reuse a cather. Eww.  
> Wow, there were TV ads? I’ve never seen a non-print ad for Fluff, but that doesn’t seem to hurt their sales any.

Oh yes, there used to be LOTS of Fluff ads on kiddie TV!

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/O6gljDcLrvQ/hqdefault.jpg "FLUFFERNUTTER MARSHMELLOW PEANUTBUTTER") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6gljDcLrvQ)

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2013, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stuff-you-never-see-advertized-any-more/651772/82 "2013-03-08T14:19:34Z")

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I think Good & Plenty candy is still sold (I wish it weren’t I LOATHE licorice), but I haven’t seen a commercial for it in decades.

Remember Choo Choo Charlie?

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/ExSlyoVTX3I/hqdefault.jpg "1950s \*Good & Plenty\* Candy Commercial") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExSlyoVTX3I)

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2013, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stuff-you-never-see-advertized-any-more/651772/83 "2013-03-08T14:22:32Z")

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Obviously, cigarette and hard liquor ads have been banned from TV ads for ages… but were ads for smokeless tobacco banned, too? I saw Skoal and Copenhagen ads during sports programs for ages after cigarette advertising was banned, but haven’t seen any in years.

And what about wine coolers? In the 80s, there were countless TV ads for those (Bruce Willis used to do Seagram’s ads). CAN they be advertised on TV?

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**Author:** ![StarvingButStrong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/starvingbutstrong/32/335_2.png) [@StarvingButStrong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StarvingButStrong)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2013, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stuff-you-never-see-advertized-any-more/651772/84 "2013-03-08T16:22:36Z")

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> [@ralph124c](#):
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> One other I just remembered-I never see/hear that attractive woman having an orgasm while shampooing her hair-what was that magical shampoo that results in clean hair and orgasms?😉

Herbal Essence!

I’ve used it. No orgasms. :mad:

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**Author:** ![SmellMyWort](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SmellMyWort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmellMyWort)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2013, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stuff-you-never-see-advertized-any-more/651772/85 "2013-03-08T16:46:21Z")

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> [@astorian](#):
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> Obviously, cigarette and hard liquor ads have been banned from TV ads for ages… but were ads for smokeless tobacco banned, too? I saw Skoal and Copenhagen ads during sports programs for ages after cigarette advertising was banned, but haven’t seen any in years.
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> And what about wine coolers? In the 80s, there were countless TV ads for those (Bruce Willis used to do Seagram’s ads). CAN they be advertised on TV?

I’m pretty sure I’ve seen hard liquor ads on on TV recently. Maybe they’re only allowed after a certain time at night.

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**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2013, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stuff-you-never-see-advertized-any-more/651772/86 "2013-03-08T17:24:08Z")

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Back in the 90s there was an entire series of memorable (memorable in a WTF way) ads for Mentos (the freshmaker!). I haven’t seen one of those ads in at least a decade.

And I do see hard liquor ads on TV, but if you watch closely they never show anyone actually drinking any.

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**Author:** ![salinqmind](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ec8ea/32.png) [@salinqmind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/salinqmind)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2013, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stuff-you-never-see-advertized-any-more/651772/87 "2013-03-09T15:26:19Z")

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> [@StarvingButStrong](#):
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> Herbal Essence!
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> I’ve used it. No orgasms. :mad:

I just saw that commercial on TV recently. I think she’s washing her hair on a plane!

I want to hurl, but only after punching that idiot in the throat.

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**Author:** ![epbrown01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7ba0ec/32.png) [@epbrown01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/epbrown01)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2013, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stuff-you-never-see-advertized-any-more/651772/88 "2013-03-09T15:32:54Z")

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> [@xizor](#):
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> And I do see hard liquor ads on TV, but if you watch closely they never show anyone actually drinking any.

It’s been a while, but isn’t there one (an amaretto or something) where the woman polishes off the drink and then stops the bartender so she can suck on the ice cubes?

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**Post date:** [March 9, 2013, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stuff-you-never-see-advertized-any-more/651772/89 "2013-03-09T16:14:14Z")

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> [@xizor](#):
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> And I do see hard liquor ads on TV, but if you watch closely they never show anyone actually drinking any.

The same is true for any beer commercial. It’s against FCC regulations for some strange reason.

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2013, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stuff-you-never-see-advertized-any-more/651772/90 "2013-03-09T16:33:19Z")

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Ovaltine and Nestles Quik powder used to be advertised constantly when I was a kid. I know they’re still around, because I see them on supermarket shelves, but I haven’t seen any ads for either product in a long time.

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**Author:** ![Starving\_Artist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aeb1de/32.png) [@Starving\_Artist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Starving_Artist)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2013, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stuff-you-never-see-advertized-any-more/651772/91 "2013-03-09T19:56:22Z")

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> [@epbrown01](#):
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> It’s been a while, but isn’t there one (an amaretto or something) where the woman polishes off the drink and then stops the bartender so she can suck on the ice cubes?

Yep, [Disaronno](http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&v=NoZJ3Vxsoso&NR=1).

😉

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**Author:** ![rsat3acr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/a3d4f5/32.png) [@rsat3acr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rsat3acr)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2013, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stuff-you-never-see-advertized-any-more/651772/92 "2013-03-10T02:42:01Z")

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underwood Deviled Ham

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2013, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stuff-you-never-see-advertized-any-more/651772/93 "2013-03-10T13:30:25Z")

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> [@rsat3acr](#):
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> underwood Deviled Ham

I’ll never forget Mason Reese… and believe me, I’ve TRIED!

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**Author:** ![TBG](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c89c15/32.png) [@TBG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TBG)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2013, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stuff-you-never-see-advertized-any-more/651772/94 "2013-03-14T22:40:03Z")

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> [@Sterling\_Archer](#):
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> Breath Mints  
> Bubble Gum  
> Toothpaste (I used to marvel how many toothpaste ads I’d see given that toothpaste was an item I’d spend $3 on maybe twice a year??)  
> Mouthwash  
> Sunglasses (remember Blublockers?)  
> Long distance calling (these used to be ubiquitous)  
> Carpeting  
> Coffee – did all of Starbucks competitors give up? There used to be tons of these.  
> McDonald’s – I just realized I haven’t seen these lately. Did they reduce their marketing?  
> Breakfast cereal – still see these occasionally but not nearly as often

Gum, all the time. Usually some with sort of XTREEME type garbage going on with the gum chewers

Toothpaste, all the time. Usually some sort of whitening going on, also sometimes EXTREEEME

McDonalds, all the time. Lately pushing their fish nuggets (gee just in time for lent, whodathunk)

Cereal, all the time. BTW cereal commercials aimed at adults really suck compared to the ones aimed at kids (even for the same cereal)

Carpeting, all the time. Call 588-2300 EMPIIIIIIIRE

Mouthwash & Coffee, not as much as used to, but not gone by any means.

Long distance, yeah gone. Replaced by cellphone plan ads.

Sunglasses… never really saw very many other than the aforementioned BluBlockers, which are fortunately not on anymore that I can tell.

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**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2013, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stuff-you-never-see-advertized-any-more/651772/95 "2013-03-15T00:14:59Z")

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Geritol

Chocks vitamins and Flintstone vitamins

Fruit Stripe gum

Maypo

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**Post date:** [March 15, 2013, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stuff-you-never-see-advertized-any-more/651772/96 "2013-03-15T01:54:41Z")

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Unfortunately Antz Pantz ads disappeared.

Maybe NSFW in some jurisdictions, was on prime time Australian telly and “Sic 'em Rex” became an oft used expression [http://youtu.be/GU59Vq-nxjg](http://youtu.be/GU59Vq-nxjg)

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**Post date:** [March 15, 2013, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stuff-you-never-see-advertized-any-more/651772/97 "2013-03-15T02:35:08Z")

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I never see the Trojan Man commercials anymore.

They’ve all been replaced by the ‘blow your hair back’ and ‘tell me more about your mothers friends sisters poodle’ ones.

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**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2013, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stuff-you-never-see-advertized-any-more/651772/98 "2013-03-15T03:19:56Z")

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Aluminum studs for snow tires.

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**Post date:** [March 15, 2013, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stuff-you-never-see-advertized-any-more/651772/99 "2013-03-15T15:12:12Z")

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I never see MCI advertised any more. I recently found out they are still around, but they are owned by Verizon.

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**Post date:** [March 19, 2013, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stuff-you-never-see-advertized-any-more/651772/100 "2013-03-19T21:16:48Z")

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> [@epbrown01](#):
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> It’s been a while, but isn’t there one (an amaretto or something) where the woman polishes off the drink and then stops the bartender so she can suck on the ice cubes?

It’s certainly implied, but never actually shown. They don’t even show the ice sucking.

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