# Stupid-ass redneck hicks can go die in a car fire. Seriously. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [October 18, 2012, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-ass-redneck-hicks-can-go-die-in-a-car-fire-seriously/638156 "2012-10-18T19:49:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Oedipus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Oedipus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oedipus)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2012, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-ass-redneck-hicks-can-go-die-in-a-car-fire-seriously/638156/1 "2012-10-18T19:49:12Z")
At my school, its generally a LOT of “southern” people. Most of them just have the charm that is normally seen with southerners. Then, obviously, you just have the most DUMB-ASS, LOWDOWN, PIGFUCKING wastes of oxygen that have walked this god-forsaken earth. And EVERY. SINGLE. ONE. of them can **GOOOO FUCKKKK THEMMMSEELLVVEESSS** Sorry about the language, but I have to get it off my chest. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2012, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-ass-redneck-hicks-can-go-die-in-a-car-fire-seriously/638156/2 "2012-10-18T19:55:47Z")
Reported for forum change. Might make for better reading with some details as to what prompted this thread. ---
**Author:** ![Oedipus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Oedipus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oedipus)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2012, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-ass-redneck-hicks-can-go-die-in-a-car-fire-seriously/638156/3 "2012-10-18T19:59:12Z")
Is it BBQ pit? ---
**Author:** ![SmellMyWort](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SmellMyWort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmellMyWort)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2012, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-ass-redneck-hicks-can-go-die-in-a-car-fire-seriously/638156/4 "2012-10-18T20:13:15Z")
[Looks at username…] Is one sleeping with your mom? ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2012, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-ass-redneck-hicks-can-go-die-in-a-car-fire-seriously/638156/5 "2012-10-18T20:18:07Z")
Yeah, we want juicy details. ---
**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2012, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-ass-redneck-hicks-can-go-die-in-a-car-fire-seriously/638156/6 "2012-10-18T20:19:14Z")
> [@Oedipus](#): > > Is it BBQ pit? I’m assuming that’s what you’re looking for. And you might want to let people know what in the world you’re talking about. Moved from MPSIMS to the Pit. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2012, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-ass-redneck-hicks-can-go-die-in-a-car-fire-seriously/638156/7 "2012-10-18T20:28:50Z")
> [@SmellMyWort](#): > > [Looks at username…] Is one sleeping with your mom? In the interest of decorum and good will toward our Southern members, I will refrain from making the obvious follow-up joke. ---
**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2012, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-ass-redneck-hicks-can-go-die-in-a-car-fire-seriously/638156/8 "2012-10-18T20:30:05Z")
Why is “southern” in quotes? Are they not southern? What do you mean by that? It could mean really polite people. Or people who are good at cooking the healthiest of food, fried stuff. Or it could mean people from south of the border, or the equator, or the researchers in Antarctica. OP, you really have to give us a hint. ---
**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2012, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-ass-redneck-hicks-can-go-die-in-a-car-fire-seriously/638156/9 "2012-10-18T20:33:16Z")
I just stopped in to make a “motherfucker” joke. Nothing really funny comes to mind, so I’ll just see myself to the door. ---
**Author:** ![drewtwo99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@drewtwo99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewtwo99)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2012, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-ass-redneck-hicks-can-go-die-in-a-car-fire-seriously/638156/10 "2012-10-18T20:33:49Z")
> [@TriPolar](#): > > Why is “southern” in quotes? Are they not southern? What do you mean by that? It could mean really polite people. Or people who are good at cooking the healthiest of food, fried stuff. Or it could mean people from south of the border, or the equator, or the researchers in Antarctica. OP, you really have to give us a hint. [http://www.unnecessaryquotes.com/](http://www.unnecessaryquotes.com/) Perhaps the OP got inspiration from that blog. Check it out, it’s quite entertaining 😃 ---
**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2012, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-ass-redneck-hicks-can-go-die-in-a-car-fire-seriously/638156/11 "2012-10-18T20:50:15Z")
> [@drewtwo99](#): > > [http://www.unnecessaryquotes.com/](http://www.unnecessaryquotes.com/) > > Perhaps the OP got inspiration from that blog. Check it out, it’s quite entertaining 😃 It is funny as you consider the alternate definitions that might be in use. ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2012, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-ass-redneck-hicks-can-go-die-in-a-car-fire-seriously/638156/12 "2012-10-18T20:54:01Z")
Please toss in a few clues to I can tell who’s being insulted: the “southerners” or us charming “northern” redneck hicks or ?? :mad: \ **Author:** ![Giles](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giles/32/60_2.png) [@Giles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giles)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2012, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-ass-redneck-hicks-can-go-die-in-a-car-fire-seriously/638156/13 "2012-10-18T21:24:42Z") > [@TriPolar](#): > > Why is “southern” in quotes? Are they not southern? What do you mean by that? It could mean really polite people. Or people who are good at cooking the healthiest of food, fried stuff. Or it could mean people from south of the border, or the equator, or the researchers in Antarctica. OP, you really have to give us a hint. As a southern person, I take exception to the OP. Not all of us living south of the equator are “redneck hicks”, and some of our asses are not even stupid. ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2012, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-ass-redneck-hicks-can-go-die-in-a-car-fire-seriously/638156/14 "2012-10-18T21:28:55Z")
I remember when I was in high school and noticed that people come in different types, too. ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2012, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-ass-redneck-hicks-can-go-die-in-a-car-fire-seriously/638156/15 "2012-10-18T21:49:10Z")
People are ignorant, stupid and cruel. Film at 11. ---
**Author:** ![FoieGrasIsEvil](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foiegrasisevil/32/16638_2.png) [@FoieGrasIsEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FoieGrasIsEvil)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2012, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-ass-redneck-hicks-can-go-die-in-a-car-fire-seriously/638156/16 "2012-10-18T21:59:59Z")
> [@giles](#): > > as a southern person, i take exception to the op. Not all of us living south of the equator are “redneck hicks”, and some of our asses are not even stupid. yes you are you take that back!! ---
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2012, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-ass-redneck-hicks-can-go-die-in-a-car-fire-seriously/638156/17 "2012-10-18T22:01:25Z")
> [@Giles](#): > > As a southern person, I take exception to the OP. Not all of us living south of the equator are “redneck hicks”, and some of our asses are not even stupid. I think the OP was making room for exceptions when he said, "Most of them just have the charm that is normally seen with southerners.‘’ You must be one of the charming ones. ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2012, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-ass-redneck-hicks-can-go-die-in-a-car-fire-seriously/638156/18 "2012-10-18T22:06:59Z")
Hey, I fuck things other than pigs. ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2012, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-ass-redneck-hicks-can-go-die-in-a-car-fire-seriously/638156/19 "2012-10-19T01:30:50Z")
> [@Zebra](#): > > Hey, I fuck things other than pigs. Why? ---
**Author:** ![MsWhatsit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb8c5e/32.png) [@MsWhatsit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsWhatsit)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2012, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-ass-redneck-hicks-can-go-die-in-a-car-fire-seriously/638156/20 "2012-10-19T01:33:35Z")
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