# Stupid-ass redneck hicks can go die in a car fire. Seriously. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [October 18, 2012, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-ass-redneck-hicks-can-go-die-in-a-car-fire-seriously/638156 "2012-10-18T19:49:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Rhythmdvl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/85f322/32.png) [@Rhythmdvl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhythmdvl)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2012, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-ass-redneck-hicks-can-go-die-in-a-car-fire-seriously/638156/21 "2012-10-19T01:36:06Z")
You know your OP sucks when you try and trash southern people (or, “southerners”), and \*\*Oakminster \*\*doesn’t even bother to raise an eyebrow. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2012, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-ass-redneck-hicks-can-go-die-in-a-car-fire-seriously/638156/22 "2012-10-19T01:56:23Z")
You’re all southerners to me. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![tonyfop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/85f322/32.png) [@tonyfop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tonyfop)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2012, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-ass-redneck-hicks-can-go-die-in-a-car-fire-seriously/638156/23 "2012-10-19T02:05:47Z")
> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#): > > You’re all southerners to me. 😃 Mrs. Claus? ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2012, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-ass-redneck-hicks-can-go-die-in-a-car-fire-seriously/638156/24 "2012-10-19T02:17:07Z")
Your mom. ---
**Author:** ![Rick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@Rick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2012, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-ass-redneck-hicks-can-go-die-in-a-car-fire-seriously/638156/25 "2012-10-19T02:20:51Z")
> [@runner pat](#): > > Reported for forum change. > > Might make for better reading with some details as to what prompted this thread. > [@Oedipus](#): > > Is it BBQ pit? So the OP pits “Southern” people and could not even find the pit with both hands and a road map. What does that say about the intelligence of the OP? Nothing good, I’m guessing. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2012, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-ass-redneck-hicks-can-go-die-in-a-car-fire-seriously/638156/26 "2012-10-19T02:22:22Z")
_Somebody_ got his date jacked by a guy in a pickup truck, methinks. ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2012, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-ass-redneck-hicks-can-go-die-in-a-car-fire-seriously/638156/27 "2012-10-19T02:36:47Z")
> [@Rick](#): > > So the OP pits “Southern” people and could not even find the pit with both hands and a road map. > What does that say about the intelligence of the OP? > Nothing good, I’m guessing. Perhaps the OP is a Northern Southerner. ---
**Author:** ![Gorsnak](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gorsnak/32/7587_2.png) [@Gorsnak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gorsnak)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2012, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-ass-redneck-hicks-can-go-die-in-a-car-fire-seriously/638156/28 "2012-10-19T02:37:56Z")
> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#): > > You’re all southerners to me. 😃 Am not. ---
**Author:** ![Duckster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duckster/32/1244_2.png) [@Duckster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duckster)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2012, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-ass-redneck-hicks-can-go-die-in-a-car-fire-seriously/638156/29 "2012-10-19T02:54:14Z")
Well, bless the OPs heart … ---
**Author:** ![Enter\_the\_Flagon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Enter\_the\_Flagon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enter_the_Flagon)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2012, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-ass-redneck-hicks-can-go-die-in-a-car-fire-seriously/638156/30 "2012-10-19T03:57:00Z")
[QUOTE=Zebra] Hey, I fuck things other than pigs. [/QUOTE] > [@Muffin](#): > > Why? Speaking just for myself, it was because the pigs turned me down. Darn those excessively choosy pigs, with their unattainably high standards of cleanliness! ---
**Author:** ![DoctorJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctorj/32/2904_2.png) [@DoctorJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DoctorJ)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2012, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-ass-redneck-hicks-can-go-die-in-a-car-fire-seriously/638156/31 "2012-10-19T04:55:33Z")
I heard the following one-sided conversation coming from the bathroom stall at a Double Kwik deep in the Kentucky backwoods late one Saturday night a few years ago: _(phone rings)_ Hello? _(pause)_ I didn’t let them fuckin’ goats out, Mama. _(pause)_ I didn’t fuck her, Patrick did! She ain’t sayin’ rape on me! _(pause)_ Ok, bye. _(phone clicks shut)_ I decided that I could put up with the rednecks if I could just hear one conversation like that every now and then. ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2012, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-ass-redneck-hicks-can-go-die-in-a-car-fire-seriously/638156/32 "2012-10-19T05:07:18Z")
> [@Muffin](#): > > Why? If can catch 'em, I can fuck 'em. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2012, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-ass-redneck-hicks-can-go-die-in-a-car-fire-seriously/638156/33 "2012-10-19T05:54:53Z")
And if they can catch you? I mean, fair’s fair, right? ---
**Author:** ![kambuckta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/53a042/32.png) [@kambuckta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kambuckta)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2012, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-ass-redneck-hicks-can-go-die-in-a-car-fire-seriously/638156/34 "2012-10-19T06:08:45Z")
> [@DoctorJ](#): > > I heard the following one-sided conversation coming from the bathroom stall at a Double Kwik deep in the Kentucky backwoods late one Saturday night a few years ago: > > _(phone rings)_ > Hello? > _(pause)_ > I didn’t let them fuckin’ goats out, Mama. > _(pause)_ > I didn’t fuck her, Patrick did! She ain’t sayin’ rape on me! > _(pause)_ > Ok, bye. > _(phone clicks shut)_ > > I decided that I could put up with the rednecks if I could just hear one conversation like that every now and then. Oh too delicious. Rednecks RULE…love it!! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Nazarene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c57346/32.png) [@Nazarene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nazarene)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2012, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-ass-redneck-hicks-can-go-die-in-a-car-fire-seriously/638156/35 "2012-10-19T06:14:41Z")
Goats lie. ---
**Author:** ![fumster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e9c0ed/32.png) [@fumster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fumster)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2012, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-ass-redneck-hicks-can-go-die-in-a-car-fire-seriously/638156/36 "2012-10-19T06:26:35Z")
NVM ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2012, 8:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-ass-redneck-hicks-can-go-die-in-a-car-fire-seriously/638156/37 "2012-10-19T08:27:53Z")
> [@Nazarene](#): > > Goats lie. With Patrick, apparently. ---
**Author:** ![Harborwolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Harborwolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harborwolf)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2012, 9:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-ass-redneck-hicks-can-go-die-in-a-car-fire-seriously/638156/38 "2012-10-19T09:24:42Z")
> [@TriPolar](#): > > Why is “southern” in quotes? Are they not southern? What do you mean by that? It could mean really polite people. Or people who are good at cooking the healthiest of food, fried stuff. Or it could mean people from south of the border, or the equator, or the researchers in Antarctica. OP, you really have to give us a hint. Might be he lives in a northern area with people who behave in what they believe to be a more southern fashion: country music, loud pickup trucks, confederate flags, and the like. Basically they model themselves after Larry the Cable Guy. I’m in northern Michigan, and we’ve got quite a few of them. That’s my guess. Phrased politely so as not to offend delicate southern sensibilities. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2012, 10:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-ass-redneck-hicks-can-go-die-in-a-car-fire-seriously/638156/39 "2012-10-19T10:02:57Z")
Well. _I_ don’t fuck pigs. Make sweet, gentle love to one, though… ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2012, 11:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-ass-redneck-hicks-can-go-die-in-a-car-fire-seriously/638156/40 "2012-10-19T11:46:00Z")
OPer not coming back after vague OP-what a surprise. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-ass-redneck-hicks-can-go-die-in-a-car-fire-seriously/638156.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-ass-redneck-hicks-can-go-die-in-a-car-fire-seriously/638156.md?page=3)