# Stupid-ass redneck hicks can go die in a car fire. Seriously. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [October 18, 2012, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-ass-redneck-hicks-can-go-die-in-a-car-fire-seriously/638156 "2012-10-18T19:49:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2012, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-ass-redneck-hicks-can-go-die-in-a-car-fire-seriously/638156/61 "2012-10-24T04:13:52Z")
> [@Projammer](#): > > Nope. You’re a [hat](http://satwcomic.com/awesome-hats). > > But that’s ok. Hats are cool. You’re our pants. 🙂 > [@Muffin](#): > > Canadian rednecks. The Band was terrific. Now I’m trying to think of what Canadian rednecks hang on their trucks - they all have those deerhead silhouettes, of course. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2012, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-ass-redneck-hicks-can-go-die-in-a-car-fire-seriously/638156/62 "2012-10-24T12:49:56Z")
> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#): > > Now I’m trying to think of what Canadian rednecks hang on their trucks Pictures of Levon Helm. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2012, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-ass-redneck-hicks-can-go-die-in-a-car-fire-seriously/638156/63 "2012-10-24T13:00:15Z")
> [@Oedipus](#): > > …He literally was talking shit to someone RIGHT behind me when we were in the bleachers… I hate it when folks literally talk shit. Messy. And stinky. mmm ---
**Author:** ![Kimballkid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b5a626/32.png) [@Kimballkid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimballkid)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2012, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-ass-redneck-hicks-can-go-die-in-a-car-fire-seriously/638156/64 "2012-10-24T14:45:21Z")
> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#): > > You’re our pants. 🙂 > > Now I’m trying to think of what Canadian rednecks hang on their trucks - they all have those deerhead silhouettes, of course. I think we’re more like the underwear. ---
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2012, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-ass-redneck-hicks-can-go-die-in-a-car-fire-seriously/638156/65 "2012-10-25T05:58:09Z")
I had that happen to me. I didn’t go with your answer, though. I turned around and said, “You do know that, when you talk about someone behind their back, you’re not supposed to actually be behind them, right?” Then again, it was a couple of girls doing it who I knew would not make it physical. ---
**Author:** ![Mince](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecd19e/32.png) [@Mince](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mince)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2012, 6:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-ass-redneck-hicks-can-go-die-in-a-car-fire-seriously/638156/66 "2012-10-25T06:50:06Z")
Don’t stupid-ass redneck hicks usually die in a car fire _anyway_, without your prompting. ---
**Author:** ![Locrian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/locrian/32/14146_2.png) [@Locrian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Locrian)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2012, 8:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-ass-redneck-hicks-can-go-die-in-a-car-fire-seriously/638156/67 "2012-10-25T08:10:05Z")
Their last words are always, “Watch this!” ---
**Author:** ![Rick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@Rick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2012, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-ass-redneck-hicks-can-go-die-in-a-car-fire-seriously/638156/68 "2012-10-25T12:52:06Z")
> [@Locrian](#): > > Their last words are always, “Watch this!” You are a doper, you should know better than to quote out of context. The entire quote is: **Hold my beer, and watch this!** 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2012, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-ass-redneck-hicks-can-go-die-in-a-car-fire-seriously/638156/69 "2012-10-26T21:18:02Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > Pictures of Levon Helm. 🙂 Golf clap. Er… Curling clap. ---
**Author:** ![Baal\_Houtham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/baal_houtham/32/13604_2.png) [@Baal\_Houtham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baal_Houtham)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2012, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-ass-redneck-hicks-can-go-die-in-a-car-fire-seriously/638156/70 "2012-10-26T22:35:39Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > Pictures of Levon Helm. 🙂 I think that went over my head. Helm was the only U.S. member of The Band, so the reason Canadian rednecks display his picture is because…? ---
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2012, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-ass-redneck-hicks-can-go-die-in-a-car-fire-seriously/638156/71 "2012-10-26T23:50:45Z")
Yankee musician Levon Helm named Honorary Canuck… Film at 11:00 😃 ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2012, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-ass-redneck-hicks-can-go-die-in-a-car-fire-seriously/638156/72 "2012-10-27T01:32:16Z")
> [@Cartooniverse](#): > > Yankee musician Levon Helm named Honorary Canuck… Film at 11:00 > 😃 YANKEE MY ASS! He is from my own beloved Arkansas! You watch your ass. ---
**Author:** ![LonesomePolecat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a88e57/32.png) [@LonesomePolecat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LonesomePolecat)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2012, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-ass-redneck-hicks-can-go-die-in-a-car-fire-seriously/638156/73 "2012-11-02T19:20:01Z")
> [@Locrian](#): > > Their last words are always, “Watch this!” Actually, it’s the double dog dare that does us in … [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-ass-redneck-hicks-can-go-die-in-a-car-fire-seriously/638156.md?page=3)