# Stupid bitch Michelle Bachman **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [June 29, 2013, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-bitch-michelle-bachman/662225 "2013-06-29T23:18:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2013, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-bitch-michelle-bachman/662225/41 "2013-09-09T02:16:40Z")
> [@armedmonkey](#): > > I’ll give you an answer, but it’s not the one you want. Fox News figured out a long time ago that they were first and foremost a business. No, they aren’t. They are first and foremost a propaganda machine; they exist to push right wing propaganda, not to make a profit. ---
**Author:** ![Ranger\_Jeff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranger_jeff/32/2065_2.png) [@Ranger\_Jeff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranger_Jeff)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2013, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-bitch-michelle-bachman/662225/42 "2013-09-09T03:28:09Z")
> [@Mollie\_Magill](#): > > I do not, for a second, believe that Michele Bachmann was in _Teenage Vampire Lesbian Sluts From Outer Space_. The rumors that Michele Bachmann was in _Teenage Vampire Lesbian Sluts From Outer Space_ must be completely false, but if Michele Bachmann really wanted to put the rumors that she was in _Teenage Vampire Lesbian Sluts From Outer Space_ to rest, she would at least issue a denial that she was in _Teenage Vampire Lesbian Sluts From Outer Space_. > > Why won’t Michele Bachmann deny she was in _Teenage Vampire Lesbian Sluts From Outer Space_? You’ve read “Interesting Times”, by Terry Pratchett, haven’t you? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Roderick\_Femm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/roderick_femm/32/14875_2.png) [@Roderick\_Femm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roderick_Femm)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2013, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-bitch-michelle-bachman/662225/43 "2013-09-09T03:58:33Z")
> [@Der\_Trihs](#): > > No, they aren’t. They are first and foremost a propaganda machine; they exist to push right wing propaganda, not to make a profit. Are you of the opinion that their current strategies are losing money? The two views don’t have to be in complete opposition, after all. Murdoch gives enough people what they want, he makes money from sponsors. Enough of these people then vote the way he wants, he gets to keep more of his mega-riches. Win! Roddy ---
**Author:** ![Locrian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/locrian/32/14146_2.png) [@Locrian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Locrian)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2013, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-bitch-michelle-bachman/662225/44 "2013-09-09T05:16:57Z")
> [@BrainGlutton](#): > > [Bachmann **might** be going to jail.](http://www.politicususa.com/2013/09/06/michele-bachmann-congress-prison-doj-launches-investigation.html) There’s a pray away camp for thwarting away liberal charges, I’m sure. ---
**Author:** ![Morgyn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morgyn/32/3041_2.png) [@Morgyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgyn)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2013, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-bitch-michelle-bachman/662225/45 "2013-09-09T12:33:57Z")
> [@BobLibDem](#): > > She has had the ability to work an erection out of a gay husband at least a few times. [Edna Mode]Are you sure?[/EA] > [@](#): > > It is a wise child that knows its own father. ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Panda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ee7513/32.png) [@Darth\_Panda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Panda)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2013, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-bitch-michelle-bachman/662225/46 "2013-09-09T12:50:02Z")
> [@Rhythmdvl](#): > > OP is striving for the redundant title of the year award. Don’t you mean the Annual Redundant Title of the Year Award? ---
**Author:** ![Snickers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@Snickers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snickers)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2013, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-bitch-michelle-bachman/662225/47 "2013-09-09T17:07:47Z")
> [@BigAppleBucky](#): > > Learn to spell her name: > > It’s Michele Bachmann > > Leave off the second L for Loony and add an N for Nutty. Heh. There’s a local chain of garden supply stores around these parts: Bachman’s. They hate hate hate it when The Congresswoman with the Crazy Eyes ™ gets in the news again, because they get angry calls. They’re all “We’re not affiliated with her! Different spelling! Different family!” Poor bastards. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2013, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-bitch-michelle-bachman/662225/48 "2013-09-09T19:23:10Z")
Bachmann, Michele: Overblown ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2013, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-bitch-michelle-bachman/662225/49 "2013-09-09T19:26:08Z")
> [@Lute Skywatcher](#): > > Bachmann, Michele: Overblown Bachmann, Marcus: Overblown. Not by Michelle. ---
**Author:** ![Inner\_Stickler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inner_stickler/32/318_2.png) [@Inner\_Stickler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inner_Stickler)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2013, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-bitch-michelle-bachman/662225/50 "2013-09-09T19:29:09Z")
> [@Snickers](#): > > Heh. There’s a local chain of garden supply stores around these parts: Bachman’s. They hate hate hate it when The Congresswoman with the Crazy Eyes ™ gets in the news again, because they get angry calls. They’re all “We’re not affiliated with her! Different spelling! Different family!” Poor bastards. I was wondering. Good to know I can pick up a bouquet of flowers at Lunds with a clean conscience. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2013, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-bitch-michelle-bachman/662225/51 "2013-09-09T20:09:45Z")
> [@elucidator](#): > > We’ve reached that point where its time for someone to say something nice about her. She takes up a relatively small amount of space. ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2013, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-bitch-michelle-bachman/662225/52 "2013-09-09T20:58:02Z")
> [@elucidator](#): > > We’ve reached that point where its time for someone to say something nice about her. AFAIK, she is completely innocent of any war crimes. ---
**Author:** ![YogSothoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/8edcca/32.png) [@YogSothoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YogSothoth)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2013, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-bitch-michelle-bachman/662225/53 "2013-09-09T21:52:50Z")
> [@BrainGlutton](#): > > AFAIK, she is completely innocent of any war crimes. That you know of… Nevermind, I just realized what AFAIK stands for… ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2013, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-bitch-michelle-bachman/662225/54 "2013-09-09T22:42:33Z")
I’m told, but never bothered to investigate…that she has quite a good reputation among people who deal with foster child placement, of which she has had an impressive number. You get Jesus with your macaroni and cheese, but you _get_ your macaroni and cheese. 'Nuff sed. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mad\_Hermit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b5ac83/32.png) [@The\_Mad\_Hermit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mad_Hermit)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2013, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-bitch-michelle-bachman/662225/55 "2013-09-09T22:49:58Z")
It’s too bad we don’t hear much from Turner or the rest of the Overdrive these days. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2013, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-bitch-michelle-bachman/662225/56 "2013-09-09T23:18:47Z")
> [@Skypist](#): > > I didn’t listen to the specifics of what she was saying, but I’m pretty sure it was stupid and inane. I was going to let the misspelling of her name slide (you did call her stupid, you know), but this? I’d say that’s right up there in MB territory. ---
**Author:** ![Saltire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/saltire/32/553_2.png) [@Saltire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saltire)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2013, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-bitch-michelle-bachman/662225/57 "2013-09-09T23:28:32Z")
Bachmann and two Congressional buddies, all unhinged from reality, do a press conference in Egypt:[http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/worldviews/wp/2013/09/07/heres-michele-bachmann-thanking-the-egyptian-military-for-the-coup-and-crackdowns/](http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/worldviews/wp/2013/09/07/heres-michele-bachmann-thanking-the-egyptian-military-for-the-coup-and-crackdowns/) It’s hard to decide what’s the worst part about this farce. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2013, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-bitch-michelle-bachman/662225/58 "2013-09-09T23:30:17Z")
She is not alleged to have raped and murdered a young girl in 1990. ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2013, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-bitch-michelle-bachman/662225/59 "2013-09-10T03:15:47Z")
But did she witness it? She hasn’t denied it. ---
**Author:** ![Skypist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skypist/32/169_2.png) [@Skypist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skypist)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2013, 7:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-bitch-michelle-bachman/662225/60 "2013-09-10T07:44:26Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > I was going to let the misspelling of her name slide (you did call her stupid, you know), but this? I’d say that’s right up there in MB territory. That is a 3-month-old rant that I didn’t realize needed to be perfect and perfectly spelled. (I knew I was misspelling her name at the time but didn’t really care to look it up - can never quite remember how to spell it somehow.) I’ve noticed you don’t seem to place a high premium on providing cites for statements that you claim as fact so I guess neither one of us is perfect. All I heard the bitch say was something about marriage being for procreating and a banner across the bottom screaming about Obamacare and figured she must be complaining about the ACA, it annoyed me, and I ranted. Somebody on Fox “News” is always ranting about the ACA so I decided to rant about them. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-bitch-michelle-bachman/662225.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-bitch-michelle-bachman/662225.md?page=4)