# Stupid bitch Michelle Bachman **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [June 29, 2013, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-bitch-michelle-bachman/662225 "2013-06-29T23:18:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![detop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@detop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/detop)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2013, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-bitch-michelle-bachman/662225/61 "2013-09-10T12:26:02Z")
> [@elucidator](#): > > We’ve reached that point where its time for someone to say something nice about her. She’s mostly toilet-trained, she mastered walking. She can dress herself and she is no longer bottle-fed. ---
**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2013, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-bitch-michelle-bachman/662225/62 "2013-09-10T14:22:55Z")
> [@Revtim](#): > > Remember those guys in the back of the class who would high-five each other when they got Fs? I assume those are the people who are running the GOP and its propaganda arm FOX. I just re-read this because I had to marvel at the level of fail involved in posting a message like that. \ Give up the fight, Unca Cecil, you’ve lost. ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2013, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-bitch-michelle-bachman/662225/63 "2013-09-10T15:39:27Z")
> [@Clothahump](#): > > I just re-read this because I had to marvel at the level of fail involved in posting a message like that. > > \ > > Give up the fight, Unca Cecil, you’ve lost. The fact that you don’t even realize the irony of you posting this is as entertaining as the sweet, sweet tears of RNC strategists… ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2013, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-bitch-michelle-bachman/662225/64 "2013-09-10T15:44:18Z")
> [@elucidator](#): > > We’ve reached that point where its time for someone to say something nice about her. She’s almost certainly not a werewolf. ---
**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2013, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-bitch-michelle-bachman/662225/65 "2013-09-10T15:49:22Z")
I am almost entirely sure she’s never been on an international crime spree. ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2013, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-bitch-michelle-bachman/662225/66 "2013-09-10T15:54:19Z")
> [@Miller](#): > > She’s almost certainly not a werewolf. Ya sure? Has she ever been seen in public at night during a full Moon? ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2013, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-bitch-michelle-bachman/662225/67 "2013-09-10T15:54:33Z")
For a raving loony, she doesn’t sweat much. ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2013, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-bitch-michelle-bachman/662225/68 "2013-09-10T16:08:57Z")
> [@Mollie\_Magill](#): > > I am almost entirely sure she’s never been on an international crime spree. Whaddaya call that trip to Egypt with the other two stooges? ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2013, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-bitch-michelle-bachman/662225/69 "2013-09-10T16:22:18Z")
She’s leaving Congress. ---
**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2013, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-bitch-michelle-bachman/662225/70 "2013-09-10T16:52:12Z")
> [@jayjay](#): > > The fact that you don’t even realize the irony of you posting this is as entertaining as the sweet, sweet tears of RNC strategists… Yeah, if **Clothy** doesn’t agree, that’s a ringing endorsement from reality in most people’s books. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2013, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-bitch-michelle-bachman/662225/71 "2013-09-10T17:22:53Z")
> [@jayjay](#): > > The fact that you don’t even realize the irony of you posting this is as entertaining as the sweet, sweet tears of RNC strategists… I read it as a taunt. Sore winner and all. ---
**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2013, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-bitch-michelle-bachman/662225/72 "2013-09-10T18:21:27Z")
> [@jayjay](#): > > The fact that you don’t even realize the irony of you posting this is as entertaining as the sweet, sweet tears of RNC strategists… There’s no irony. It was an incredibly stupid post for Revtim to make. And your response to it is just another example. ---
**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2013, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-bitch-michelle-bachman/662225/73 "2013-09-10T18:22:48Z")
> [@Revtim](#): > > Yeah, if **Clothy** doesn’t agree, that’s a ringing endorsement from reality in most people’s books. I posted what I did because your statement was, flat out, a dumbshit thing to say. The sad thing is that you knew it was when you made it, and you made it anyway. ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2013, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-bitch-michelle-bachman/662225/74 "2013-09-10T18:23:19Z")
> [@Clothahump](#): > > There’s no irony. It was an incredibly stupid post for Revtim to make. And your response to it is just another example. I believe **jayjay** was referring to the irony of **you** posting such a thing; every politics-related post of your is always a fail, and usually a content-free drive-by as well. You have an unbroken record in that regard stretching back several years, now. You are not only always wrong, you are also obviously far too cowardly and stupid to take part in any real debate. And also persistently oblivious to every single thing about yourself that I am addressing here – as to that, see the [Dunning-Kruger effect](http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Dunning-Kruger_effect) which you embody. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2013, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-bitch-michelle-bachman/662225/75 "2013-09-10T19:37:24Z")
> [@Clothahump](#): > > There’s no irony. It was an incredibly stupid post for Revtim to make. And your response to it is just another example. Have you any opinion on whether Ms. Bachmann is an appropriate and accurate representation of Republican party ideology? I’m dying to know. ---
**Author:** ![Inner\_Stickler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inner_stickler/32/318_2.png) [@Inner\_Stickler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inner_Stickler)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2013, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-bitch-michelle-bachman/662225/76 "2013-09-10T19:47:21Z")
> [@Clothahump](#): > > I posted what I did because your statement was, flat out, a dumbshit thing to say. Don’t worry, your title is safe. ---
**Author:** ![septimus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/septimus/32/410_2.png) [@septimus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/septimus)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2013, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-bitch-michelle-bachman/662225/77 "2013-09-10T20:42:57Z")
> [@Clothahump](#): > > I just re-read this because I had to marvel at the level of fail involved in posting a message like that. > … > Give up the fight, Unca Cecil, you’ve lost. In addition to duplicate threads about Ol’ Crazy Eyes, we already have several threads in which **Clothahump** Pits himself. Do we really need another one? > [@Skypist](#): > > She is abdominable … Nitpick: Although I see this word gets no less than 330,000 Google hits, I’m not sure what it means. Does she do workouts to improve her “abs”? ---
**Author:** ![Snickers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@Snickers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snickers)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2013, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-bitch-michelle-bachman/662225/78 "2013-09-10T21:15:28Z")
She can speak, and almost certainly knows how to read. ---
**Author:** ![Sitnam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Sitnam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sitnam)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2013, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-bitch-michelle-bachman/662225/79 "2013-09-10T21:16:11Z")
If she were a Cylon her shtick would make perfect sense. ---
**Author:** ![detop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@detop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/detop)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2013, 10:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-bitch-michelle-bachman/662225/80 "2013-09-11T10:36:47Z")
> [@Snickers](#): > > She can speak, and almost certainly knows how to read. Yeah, but can she read without moving her lips ? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-bitch-michelle-bachman/662225.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-bitch-michelle-bachman/662225.md?page=5)