# Stupid cat threads

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-cat-threads/196149>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [August 19, 2003, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-cat-threads/196149 "2003-08-19T05:23:45Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 11\
**Page:** 9

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**Author:** ![Blonde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Blonde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blonde)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2003, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-cat-threads/196149/162 "2003-08-23T03:56:59Z")

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Allrighty then, since you called me attractive I forgive you of all sins.

It would have faded into the night if you hadn’t started the second thread.

For the love of all that’s fluffy and kitten-like - let’s call it a night, cowboy.

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**Author:** ![Black\_Train\_Song](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4da419/32.png) [@Black\_Train\_Song](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Black_Train_Song)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2003, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-cat-threads/196149/163 "2003-08-23T04:01:28Z")

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deal

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**Author:** ![Blonde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Blonde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blonde)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2003, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-cat-threads/196149/164 "2003-08-23T04:06:46Z")

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😉 And a Good Night To All.  
Um, don’t look at your other thread, 'cause I highlighted your spelling error.

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**Author:** ![Krisfer\_the\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Krisfer\_the\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Krisfer_the_Cat)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2003, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-cat-threads/196149/165 "2003-08-23T04:20:35Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Blonde \*  
> [B  
> Don’t you just hate train wrecks that could have been prevented? \*\*

Nah I hate it when the train wreck gets prevented… where’s the entertainment value in that?😉 😃

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**Author:** ![trabi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ecae2f/32.png) [@trabi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/trabi)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2003, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-cat-threads/196149/166 "2003-08-23T14:52:33Z")

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> _Originally posted by Rooves_  
> Show me a Seeing Eye cat or a drug-sniffing cat. Show me a cat that will track a killer for miles or a rescue cat that saves drowning children. Maybe a bomb cat or a police cat? No? Why?

Er… How about [this?](http://www.washtimes.com/world/20030713-114143-7847r.htm)

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**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2003, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-cat-threads/196149/167 "2003-08-25T02:32:33Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Rooves \*  
> \*\*Thats right. I don’t pay particular attention to who is a moderator/administrator and who is not \*\*

Confirmation of stupid.

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> \*Originally posted by Rooves \*  
> **I can’t help but notice the huge quantities of asskissing that goes on around here.**

Confirmation of maladjusted.

Q.E.D.

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**Author:** ![Black\_Train\_Song](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4da419/32.png) [@Black\_Train\_Song](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Black_Train_Song)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2003, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-cat-threads/196149/168 "2003-08-25T03:03:39Z")

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You seem to want this thread to stick around more than I do  
assmuffin.

Can you confirm flight reservations to miss Cloey?

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**Author:** ![Blonde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Blonde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blonde)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2003, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-cat-threads/196149/169 "2003-08-25T03:10:06Z")

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**Roove** -

STOP fucking around with user names!! Again!!

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**Author:** ![Black\_Train\_Song](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4da419/32.png) [@Black\_Train\_Song](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Black_Train_Song)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2003, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-cat-threads/196149/170 "2003-08-25T03:39:29Z")

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Is that a rule I don’t know about?

Whats so religious about someones username? It’s not like it’s unprovoked.

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**Author:** ![Krisfer\_the\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Krisfer\_the\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Krisfer_the_Cat)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2003, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-cat-threads/196149/171 "2003-08-25T03:58:27Z")

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Shall I start the countdown?

10 …  
9…  
8…

And has anyone reported him to a mod for being obnoxious above and beyond the call of a troll?

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**Author:** ![Black\_Train\_Song](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4da419/32.png) [@Black\_Train\_Song](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Black_Train_Song)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2003, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-cat-threads/196149/172 "2003-08-25T04:10:13Z")

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What are you counting down to and why did you stop at 8?

I was not the one who brought this thread back up to the top of the page krispy, was I? Let’s try using some of your own logic on you… If you don’t like it, leave it die.

Just to be sure maybe you should report me for being more obnoxious than a troll. Phrase it exactly that way too.

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