# Stupid comments that need pitting **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 6, 2011, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-comments-that-need-pitting/580908 "2011-05-06T00:59:03Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![buckgully](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/eb9ed0/32.png) [@buckgully](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buckgully)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2011, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-comments-that-need-pitting/580908/41 "2011-05-07T01:35:21Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > Know Jesus, know Love. > > No Jesus, no Love. No woman no cry. ---
**Author:** ![DSeid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dseid/32/20194_2.png) [@DSeid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DSeid)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2011, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-comments-that-need-pitting/580908/42 "2011-05-07T02:24:53Z")
> [@Doctor\_Why](#): > > Mine was “Pray in your car.” > If I’m in my car, I’m driving. I presume the same goes for them. Sometimes I pray when my son is driving and I’m in the passenger seat. And I don’t even have a personal god concept. Dang those 50 hours of supervised behind the wheel are tough on a Dad. ---
**Author:** ![DSeid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dseid/32/20194_2.png) [@DSeid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DSeid)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2011, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-comments-that-need-pitting/580908/43 "2011-05-07T02:26:49Z")
> [@j66](#): > > No politics, people are just reviving my withered crops. No politics, know peace. Know politics, no peace. ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2011, 7:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-comments-that-need-pitting/580908/44 "2011-05-07T07:52:16Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > Know Jesus, know Love. > > No Jesus, no Love. > [@kidchameleon](#): > > New Jesus, new Love. > > Gnu Jesus, gnu Love. > [@buckgully](#): > > No woman no cry. > [@DSeid](#): > > No politics, know peace. > Know politics, no peace. No pain, no gain! No fish, no fowl. No socks, no shoes ---
**Author:** ![shantih](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f6c823/32.png) [@shantih](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shantih)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2011, 11:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-comments-that-need-pitting/580908/45 "2011-05-07T11:08:34Z")
No shoes, no shirt, no service. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2011, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-comments-that-need-pitting/580908/46 "2011-05-07T13:45:57Z")
No shit? ---
**Author:** ![sqweels](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f19dbf/32.png) [@sqweels](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sqweels)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2011, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-comments-that-need-pitting/580908/47 "2011-05-07T20:04:48Z")
No? Shit. ---
**Author:** ![Jamaika\_a\_jamaikaiake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/7993a0/32.png) [@Jamaika\_a\_jamaikaiake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jamaika_a_jamaikaiake)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2011, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-comments-that-need-pitting/580908/48 "2011-05-09T02:45:13Z")
No money down? No, money down! ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2011, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-comments-that-need-pitting/580908/49 "2011-05-09T03:16:12Z")
**CONTINGENCY FEE** \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_? **No** , **RETAINER!!!** ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Panda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ee7513/32.png) [@Darth\_Panda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Panda)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2011, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-comments-that-need-pitting/580908/50 "2011-05-09T16:53:22Z")
> [@Giles](#): > > No, it just means that he died for our sins, and is now sitting at the right hand of God. Plowing virgins. (aka Trekkies) ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2011, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-comments-that-need-pitting/580908/51 "2011-05-09T20:05:43Z")
> [@kaylasdad99](#): > > But what if he’s a lich? > > I hope they got his phylactery. Then we need a protagonist with a Blood Oath of Vengeance to go after him. ooh, wait. Xykon versus Osama undeath match. I’d pay for tickets. ---
**Author:** ![Omegaman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e480ec/32.png) [@Omegaman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omegaman)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2011, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-comments-that-need-pitting/580908/52 "2011-05-09T22:51:01Z")
> [@buckgully](#): > > No woman no cry. No woman no nookie. You gotta take the good with the bad.🙂 ---
**Author:** ![mbetter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/53a042/32.png) [@mbetter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mbetter)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2011, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-comments-that-need-pitting/580908/53 "2011-05-10T17:39:35Z")
> [@kaylasdad99](#): > > **CONTINGENCY FEE** > > \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_? > > **No** , **RETAINER!!!** No, money down! ---
**Author:** ![Tom\_Scud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f08c70/32.png) [@Tom\_Scud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tom_Scud)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2011, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-comments-that-need-pitting/580908/54 "2011-05-10T18:25:56Z")
Everyone should be able to: fire a gun, clean a gun, buy guns from somebody else, treat gunshot wounds, comfort the dying who have been shot by guns, field-strip a gun, construct a gun from spare household items, draw a picture of a gun, write about guns, complain about gun laws on Usenet, collect guns, sell guns on eBay, and write poetry about guns. Specialization is for insects. ---
**Author:** ![Zeriel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/58956e/32.png) [@Zeriel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeriel)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2011, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-comments-that-need-pitting/580908/55 "2011-05-10T18:37:54Z")
> [@Tom\_Scud](#): > > Everyone should be able to: fire a gun, clean a gun, buy guns from somebody else, treat gunshot wounds, comfort the dying who have been shot by guns, field-strip a gun, construct a gun from spare household items, draw a picture of a gun, write about guns, complain about gun laws on Usenet, collect guns, sell guns on eBay, and write poetry about guns. Specialization is for insects. Tom, I’ve TOLD you not to screw around with the spectral translator. Look, you’ve got Heinlein AND Heston stuck in there, and it’s spewing garbage. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-comments-that-need-pitting/580908.md?page=2)