# Stupid Doper Poll: With Whom Would You Flirt? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [July 22, 2001, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-doper-poll-with-whom-would-you-flirt/73402 "2001-07-22T04:46:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Hamadryad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6de8d8/32.png) [@Hamadryad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamadryad)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-doper-poll-with-whom-would-you-flirt/73402/1 "2001-07-22T04:46:04Z")
Okay, here’s what I’m saying: with which person on this message board would you most like to have a fun, rompin’-stopin’ flirting session? Note: I don’t mean, “Who do you most want to bone?” I think there’re more than enough threads in which more than enough people have made THAT more than abundantly clear. I just mean who, because of the way they write, or their style, or anything…with whom do you think flirting, if it ever actually CAME to that, would be incredibly entertaining in one way or another? (Even if “another” means “being insulted with vim, vigor and eloquence in return for my uplifting words of passion.”) I think it would be fun as hell to flirt with **Euty** , because I feel as though he’d be all flummoxed…and that’s cute. And I’d love to flirt with **hardygrrl** because I think it would both confuse and shock the hell out of her. Anyone? Anyone? ---
**Author:** ![kniz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/c37758/32.png) [@kniz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kniz)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-doper-poll-with-whom-would-you-flirt/73402/2 "2001-07-22T04:53:29Z")
**You, of course** 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e36b37/32.png) [@Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airman_Doors_USAF)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 7:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-doper-poll-with-whom-would-you-flirt/73402/3 "2001-07-22T07:30:09Z")
Damn you, **kniz** , you beat me to it. 😛 Other than **Hamy** , and not counting the people I flirt with on a regular basis, I’d have to say **TruePisces** and **Arden Ranger**. They’re very good at it. **Nocturne** , you’re still number one, though. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![FarmerOak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e9c0ed/32.png) [@FarmerOak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FarmerOak)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 12:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-doper-poll-with-whom-would-you-flirt/73402/4 "2001-07-22T12:19:01Z")
You people are all freaks and losers who are constantly posing hypothetical questions. I ain’t flirting with NONE of youse. [grumble] Alla time asking stoopid questions. [/grumble] I will, of course, continue to flirt with myself, then roll over and go to sleep. No Winky. ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-doper-poll-with-whom-would-you-flirt/73402/5 "2001-07-22T12:28:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Hamadryad \* > > And I’d love to flirt with **hardygrrl** because I think it would both confuse and shock the hell out of her. I’m not too easily confused or shocked normally but this? Huh? [hijack] I may flirt here but there’s only one Doper I want “to bone” or as I prefer,to wake up in his arms. He knows who he is. [/hijack] ---
**Author:** ![Hamadryad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6de8d8/32.png) [@Hamadryad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamadryad)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-doper-poll-with-whom-would-you-flirt/73402/6 "2001-07-22T13:41:22Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by hardygrrl \* > \*\*I’m not too easily confused or shocked normally but this? Huh? > \*\* Precisely. ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-doper-poll-with-whom-would-you-flirt/73402/7 "2001-07-22T14:49:50Z")
Pssssst… **Hama** …look out on the porch… {carefully sets a big platter of fresh deviled eggs on the Welcome mat, then scampers off and hides behind a tree} ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-doper-poll-with-whom-would-you-flirt/73402/8 "2001-07-22T14:59:45Z")
Wow, don’t know if I should be terrified or flattered. ---
**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-doper-poll-with-whom-would-you-flirt/73402/9 "2001-07-22T15:05:03Z")
I’d like to flirt with **Hamy** because the very creation of this thread has proven that Hell has indeed frozen over, so there’s a very good chance she’ll sleep with me. [sub]so who wants to see my stupid Doper pole?[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Turbo\_Dog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ce73a5/32.png) [@Turbo\_Dog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Turbo_Dog)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-doper-poll-with-whom-would-you-flirt/73402/10 "2001-07-22T15:36:05Z")
I’m a huge flirt by nature, but I suck at it as I can type “Hello” and have it be taken the wrong way. I flirt with a few people outside of here, and look forward to a “real” flirt session (and hopefully more) with them someday. The ones I haven’t flirted with yet, but would like to, I will not name as this would give warning and they would be able to avoid me entirely or give them too much time to build a defense. But I’ll get ahold of them eventually:) Besides, I tend to flirt, whether for real, fun, or for the “fluster factor”, with people that, because of their personality and style, I wouldn’t mind “boning” should they actually call the bluff and tell me to shut up and put up. Not that this happens very often… okay, it’s never happened… but why play with fire? ---
**Author:** ![bernse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a9a28c/32.png) [@bernse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bernse)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-doper-poll-with-whom-would-you-flirt/73402/11 "2001-07-22T15:48:27Z")
I suck as a flirt via PC, but I am pretty good with it in real life 😉 My choice would have to be **GingerOfTheNorth**. I don’t know her very well, but ever since the first time I saw her posting here, I’ve had somethin’ for her… 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Medea\_s\_Child](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Medea\_s\_Child](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Medea_s_Child)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-doper-poll-with-whom-would-you-flirt/73402/12 "2001-07-22T16:20:42Z")
hmmm…flirting… Zenster or Esprix. Classy, witty, plus a ‘hell frozen over’ angle. And I’ve got my eye on FarmerOak. Even if he doesn’t know I exist. _sighs dreamily_ ---
**Author:** ![Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/41988e/32.png) [@Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tequila_Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-doper-poll-with-whom-would-you-flirt/73402/13 "2001-07-22T16:42:58Z")
I like flirting with people who aren’t too focused on strictly flirting. I much prefer some sort of joking and exchange of ideas going on during the flirt-a-thon. That being said, the two people I’d like most to flirt with are Scylla and Lynn Bodoni. Both come across as charming, witty, intelligent people, and I’d sure like to see if I could get them a bit flustered 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-doper-poll-with-whom-would-you-flirt/73402/14 "2001-07-22T17:13:07Z")
Hmm…also discounting people I have flirted with on a regular basis, I think I would have to say… **Hama** **Anthracite** **Fenris** I dream the impossible dream. ---
**Author:** ![celestina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/258eb7/32.png) [@celestina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/celestina)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-doper-poll-with-whom-would-you-flirt/73402/15 "2001-07-22T18:25:13Z")
Gee, I was going to say I want to flirt with myself, but FarmerOak got there first. Now I don’t know. ☹ I can’t decide. [giggle] Any fellas want to flirt with me? ---
**Author:** ![Blackclaw](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e68b1a/32.png) [@Blackclaw](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blackclaw)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-doper-poll-with-whom-would-you-flirt/73402/16 "2001-07-22T18:53:46Z")
I want to flirt with Tabeitha cause she’s really nice and she started a thread with my name in it. ---
**Author:** ![Pammipoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/87869e/32.png) [@Pammipoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pammipoo)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-doper-poll-with-whom-would-you-flirt/73402/17 "2001-07-22T19:44:07Z")
Hmm…male dopers i don’t already flirt with…Cecil Adams? There’s not many more I haven’t already covered. ---
**Author:** ![FarmerOak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e9c0ed/32.png) [@FarmerOak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FarmerOak)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-doper-poll-with-whom-would-you-flirt/73402/18 "2001-07-22T19:48:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Medea’s Child \* > \*\* > > And I’ve got my eye on FarmerOak. Even if he doesn’t know I exist. _sighs dreamily_ \*\* Oh, he **knows** , dear. he **knows**. Hubba hubba. ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-doper-poll-with-whom-would-you-flirt/73402/19 "2001-07-22T19:56:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by bernse \* > \*\*\ My choice would have to be **GingerOfTheNorth**. I don’t know her very well, but ever since the first time I saw her posting here, I’ve had somethin’ for her… 🙂 \*\* Well damn, boy! Hand it over! 😉 I would flirt with **Manservant Hecubus** because he’s just a naughty boy. And **Odieman** , for the same reason **Hama** chose **Euty**. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-doper-poll-with-whom-would-you-flirt/73402/20 "2001-07-22T20:05:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Pammipoo \* > Hmm…male dopers i don’t already flirt with…Cecil Adams? > > There’s not many more I haven’t already covered. I don’t remember you ever flirting with me, though as I’m your virtual father that’s probably for the best:) As for me . . . aside from the person obvious to nobody but that person, . . . crap, I honestly don’t know. I don’t gauge “flirting ability” very well (mostly because I suck at it), so I’ll just go with a safe route and say Palmyra and Nocturne because I don’t flirt with guys too much on here. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-doper-poll-with-whom-would-you-flirt/73402.md?page=2)