# Stupid Doper Poll: With Whom Would You Flirt? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [July 22, 2001, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-doper-poll-with-whom-would-you-flirt/73402 "2001-07-22T04:46:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e36b37/32.png) [@Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airman_Doors_USAF)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-doper-poll-with-whom-would-you-flirt/73402/21 "2001-07-22T20:55:39Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by celestina \* > \*\*Gee, I was going to say I want to flirt with myself, but FarmerOak got there first. Now I don’t know. ☹ I can’t decide. [giggle] Any fellas want to flirt with me? \*\* **celestina** , how YOU doin’? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crankyasanoldman/32/11670_2.png) [@CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CrankyAsAnOldMan)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-doper-poll-with-whom-would-you-flirt/73402/22 "2001-07-22T22:15:06Z")
Strainger, Francesca, Qapgop the Mercotan, Fenris, Spiritus Mundi, Miller (only he’d promise to flirt in pun-filled Haiku), ricepad, magdalene, jarbaby, Hamadryad. That’s the short list. I’m sure I’ll hit reply and cringe over multiple obvious omissions. ---
**Author:** ![bobkitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c67d28/32.png) [@bobkitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobkitty)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-doper-poll-with-whom-would-you-flirt/73402/23 "2001-07-22T22:15:14Z")
Celestia got my first choice, and she wasn’t even trying! Awww, Airman… you got room for both of us? 😉 Well, if I can’t have him… then… mmmm. Cartooniverse. And Scylla. Coldfire. Heck, I’d probably flirt with any of the European Dopers, just for the accent. And Jarbaby. 'Cause she’s a hottie. 🙂 -BK ---
**Author:** ![erislover](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/71e660/32.png) [@erislover](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/erislover)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-doper-poll-with-whom-would-you-flirt/73402/24 "2001-07-22T22:18:46Z")
Actually, I’ve wanted to flirt with **even sven** since she stuck her nose in a PIT thread I started and got it bit off in a spinoff PIT thread of her own. I have no idea why I feel this way. I also have no intention of acting on it. There you have it, folks. I’m not MPSIMS enough for true flirting. Get me on AIM, however… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-doper-poll-with-whom-would-you-flirt/73402/25 "2001-07-22T23:23:56Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by bobkitty \* > Awww, Airman… you got room for both of us? 😉 OH, THE PAIN! I think it would only be worse if both celestina and you were male! ---
**Author:** ![Medea\_s\_Child](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Medea\_s\_Child](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Medea_s_Child)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2001, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-doper-poll-with-whom-would-you-flirt/73402/26 "2001-07-23T00:10:48Z")
FarmerOak, herein lies the problem. You aren’t on ICQ my main flirting medium until I get back to school! _sighs again_ ---
**Author:** ![Hamadryad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6de8d8/32.png) [@Hamadryad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamadryad)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2001, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-doper-poll-with-whom-would-you-flirt/73402/27 "2001-07-23T02:23:07Z")
Hey **Turbo Dog** …you’d probably have more luck with that flirting thing if you were allowed to be at the keyboard more often. And yo…no one has to say my stupid name, this is a place for **honesty** , fer cryin’ out loud. ---
**Author:** ![Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e36b37/32.png) [@Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airman_Doors_USAF)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2001, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-doper-poll-with-whom-would-you-flirt/73402/28 "2001-07-23T03:33:44Z")
Aw, c’mon **Hamy** , I’m always honest. Most of the time. 😉 And as far as **bobkitty** goes, hey, the more the merrier, right? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![celestina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/258eb7/32.png) [@celestina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/celestina)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2001, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-doper-poll-with-whom-would-you-flirt/73402/29 "2001-07-23T04:01:53Z")
Oh dear. bobkitty, you know I wasn’t trying to move in on your turf. [giggle] I’m quite surprised and pleased that he’s volunteered his services, but since he’s your first choice, I’m willing to share Airman if he thinks he can handle two women. 😉 * * * Airman Doors, USAF said: “celestina, how YOU doin’?” * * * Well, sweetie, I’m doin’ just fine now that you want to flirt with me. How are you doin’? ---
**Author:** ![woodstockbirdybird](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/woodstockbirdybird/32/7905_2.png) [@woodstockbirdybird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/woodstockbirdybird)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2001, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-doper-poll-with-whom-would-you-flirt/73402/30 "2001-07-23T04:20:21Z")
**Manservant Hecubus**. ---
**Author:** ![Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e36b37/32.png) [@Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airman_Doors_USAF)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2001, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-doper-poll-with-whom-would-you-flirt/73402/31 "2001-07-23T04:21:57Z")
I COULD use a really good back rub, now that you mention it… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![celestina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/258eb7/32.png) [@celestina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/celestina)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2001, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-doper-poll-with-whom-would-you-flirt/73402/32 "2001-07-23T04:23:10Z")
Well, Sugar, I’ll rub your back if you’ll rub mine. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Monster104](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Monster104](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monster104)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2001, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-doper-poll-with-whom-would-you-flirt/73402/33 "2001-07-23T04:39:53Z")
That **Monster104** guy seems pretty fun to flirt with… ---
**Author:** ![CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crankyasanoldman/32/11670_2.png) [@CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CrankyAsAnOldMan)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2001, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-doper-poll-with-whom-would-you-flirt/73402/34 "2001-07-23T04:44:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Hamadryad \* > \*\* > > And yo…no one has to say my stupid name, this is a place for **honesty** , fer cryin’ out loud. \*\* Of course not, you bossy ol’ bitch, but of course you make my list because (a) you say things I’m often thinking and (b) when/if I have my first hot lesbo experience, I hope it’s gonna be Hama-time ---
**Author:** ![Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e36b37/32.png) [@Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airman_Doors_USAF)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2001, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-doper-poll-with-whom-would-you-flirt/73402/35 "2001-07-23T04:51:43Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by celestina \* > \*\*Well, Sugar, I’ll rub your back if you’ll rub mine. 😉 \*\* Absolutely. Anything else you need rubbed? I’ll be gentle… ---
**Author:** ![celestina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/258eb7/32.png) [@celestina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/celestina)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2001, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-doper-poll-with-whom-would-you-flirt/73402/36 "2001-07-23T05:01:08Z")
Ooh, I LOVE gentle men! Baby, I’m a high maintenance woman. Why don’t you just rub me all over? When you hit that spot, I’ll tell you where to stop for more individualized attention. ---
**Author:** ![FarmerOak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e9c0ed/32.png) [@FarmerOak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FarmerOak)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2001, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-doper-poll-with-whom-would-you-flirt/73402/37 "2001-07-23T06:25:42Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Medea’s Child \* > \*\* > You aren’t on ICQ my main flirting medium until I get back to school! > > _sighs again_ \*\* Pish and tosh, dear. I’m on PIM (FarmerOak) and my email link below will give you my address on MSN. Oooooooh… schooool… a CO-ED! Hubba Hubba. ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2001, 7:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-doper-poll-with-whom-would-you-flirt/73402/38 "2001-07-23T07:30:45Z")
:: following **Monster104** s lead :: Wow. That **Tripler**. What a hunk, mmmm hmmmm! Tripler Wow. Whadda hottie! ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2001, 11:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-doper-poll-with-whom-would-you-flirt/73402/39 "2001-07-23T11:27:41Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Hamadryad \* > **I think it would be fun as hell to flirt with Euty, because I feel as though he’d be all flummoxed…and that’s cute.** Heh heh … she don’t know me too well, do she? ---
**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2001, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-doper-poll-with-whom-would-you-flirt/73402/40 "2001-07-23T12:38:23Z")
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