# Stupid Doper Poll: With Whom Would You Flirt? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [July 22, 2001, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-doper-poll-with-whom-would-you-flirt/73402 "2001-07-22T04:46:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![magdalene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df788c/32.png) [@magdalene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/magdalene)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2001, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-doper-poll-with-whom-would-you-flirt/73402/61 "2001-07-25T17:17:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by CrankyAsAnOldMan \* > Of course not, you bossy ol’ bitch, but of course you make my list because (a) you say things I’m often thinking and (b) when/if I have my first hot lesbo experience, I hope it’s gonna be Hama-time Sign. Me. Up. Can **wring** come too? I enjoy corrupting folks who don’t usually flirt. The fact that I worship **andros** from afar is no secret on these boards. **Cranky** , subject and object of mutual girl-crushes. **Kimstu** , **pkbites** , and **SuaSponte** make my inner IR geek swoon. And sigh… **manhattan** , my half-hearted groping of thy cute self was all too brief… ---
**Author:** ![Hamadryad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6de8d8/32.png) [@Hamadryad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamadryad)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2001, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-doper-poll-with-whom-would-you-flirt/73402/62 "2001-07-25T17:41:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by magdalene \* > **Sign. Me. Up. Can wring come too?** Why is it my fan club only comes out of hiding when I’m no longer on the stage? Anyhow…in my own personal opinion, I’d welcome all three of yez, and damn the zealots. And BTW… **Euty** …I’m more than willing to be proven wrong. ---
**Author:** ![Pammipoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/87869e/32.png) [@Pammipoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pammipoo)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2001, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-doper-poll-with-whom-would-you-flirt/73402/63 "2001-07-26T05:46:49Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Airman Doors, USAF \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by bobkitty \* > > [BCan you purrrrrrr, Airman? That’s enough for me. 😉 > > > > -BK \*\* > > As a matter of fact, I can, but I much prefer barking like a dog… 😉 \*\* And who ever said the art of animal noises in bed was a lost art…geesh. Dammit Dave, you’re such a player! [sub]I’m so proud of you!!![/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Monster104](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Monster104](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monster104)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2001, 11:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-doper-poll-with-whom-would-you-flirt/73402/64 "2001-07-26T11:10:42Z")
I would like to flirt with **nocturne**. Then again, so do many of us! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Nocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@Nocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nocturne)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2001, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-doper-poll-with-whom-would-you-flirt/73402/65 "2001-07-27T04:56:13Z")
And I would like to flirt with Monster104. Like a lot of people. (Of course, there are other people I’d like to flirt with, but Monster…come on…there’s something about a hottie named Monster!) ---
**Author:** ![FarmerOak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e9c0ed/32.png) [@FarmerOak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FarmerOak)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2001, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-doper-poll-with-whom-would-you-flirt/73402/66 "2001-07-27T06:16:58Z")
Ummm, **Nocturne** , you might want to check and see what **Monster** will be [doing](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=79405) while the board is down, before you make a commitment. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Monster104](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Monster104](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monster104)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2001, 9:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-doper-poll-with-whom-would-you-flirt/73402/67 "2001-07-27T09:05:07Z")
Shhh! She might want to get a piece of that! 😃 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Tansu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/67e7ee/32.png) [@Tansu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tansu)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2001, 10:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-doper-poll-with-whom-would-you-flirt/73402/68 "2001-07-27T10:51:04Z")
I saw you flirting with Cecil. ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2001, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-doper-poll-with-whom-would-you-flirt/73402/69 "2001-07-27T21:50:53Z")
I have to add **Nocturne** and **Nymysys** to my list. To wit, my list consists of, in order: 1. **Nymysys** 2. **Nocturne** 3. **Medea’s Child** 4. **Bunnygirl** 5. **Persephone** That’s all I can think of right now. ---
**Author:** ![Tabeitha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b3f665/32.png) [@Tabeitha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tabeitha)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2001, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-doper-poll-with-whom-would-you-flirt/73402/70 "2001-07-28T02:10:29Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Blackclaw \* > \*\* > > Of course I um… don’t know how to flirt really. I’ll just hang around and defend your honor by challenging everyone who irritates you to a duel. \*\* So that was you outside the Whitehouse the other day!! 😉 > [@](#): > > \*\* > The important thing when challenging someone to a duel is to get enough snap back when you smack em with the leather glove. \*\* I thought it was the brick in the glove, don’t you remember Bug’s basics 101? ---
**Author:** ![Cyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a88e4f/32.png) [@Cyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cyn)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2001, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-doper-poll-with-whom-would-you-flirt/73402/71 "2001-07-28T03:09:44Z")
\*\* Airman Doors \*\* can bark like a dog AND will be a man in(or out of) uniform!? I’ll be waiting by the phone! ---
**Author:** ![Monster104](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Monster104](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monster104)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2001, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-doper-poll-with-whom-would-you-flirt/73402/72 "2001-07-28T18:28:56Z")
Yeah, I was flirting with **Cecil** …unfortunately, I wasn’t able to flirt the size of his penis out of his vast store of knowledge… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-doper-poll-with-whom-would-you-flirt/73402.md?page=3)