# Stupid General Questions Forever **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 10, 2004, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-general-questions-forever/223769 "2004-01-10T02:56:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2004, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-general-questions-forever/223769/41 "2004-01-11T03:43:00Z")
My jumbo shrimp wants to know the third word that ends in -gry. What is it? ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2004, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-general-questions-forever/223769/42 "2004-01-11T03:43:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by BuckleberryFerry \* > \*\*What have I got in my pocketsesss? \*\* My hand, if you’re lucky. Oh my! ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2004, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-general-questions-forever/223769/43 "2004-01-11T03:44:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by BuckleberryFerry \* > \*\*What have I got in my pocketsesss? \*\* How do I stop laughing? ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2004, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-general-questions-forever/223769/44 "2004-01-11T03:52:45Z")
When having an indoor barbeque, which type of rocket fuel should I use? ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2004, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-general-questions-forever/223769/45 "2004-01-11T03:53:59Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Michael Ellis \* > \*\*How do I stop laughing? \*\* Look at _this_ \ ---
**Author:** ![Call\_me\_Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/90ced4/32.png) [@Call\_me\_Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Call_me_Frank)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2004, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-general-questions-forever/223769/46 "2004-01-11T04:18:41Z")
You might want to get that checked out, **Lobsang** , a friend of mine had that a few years ago and he let it go. Long story short, his dog had to be neutered. And no, **Xgemina** , that is _not_ where my shoe was. But for a dollar, I will tell you…! ---
**Author:** ![E.Thorp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/898d66/32.png) [@E.Thorp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E.Thorp)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2004, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-general-questions-forever/223769/47 "2004-01-11T04:21:29Z")
What’s that on my back? Where’s my money? Why is that window open? ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2004, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-general-questions-forever/223769/48 "2004-01-11T04:48:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Lobsang \* > \*\*Look at _this_ > > \ \*\* No, seriously, how do I stop laughing? ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2004, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-general-questions-forever/223769/49 "2004-01-11T04:51:15Z")
Why isn’t Karl Marx in any of the Marx Brothers films? How do I get rid of the burning sensation? Why don’t foreginers speak English like everyone else? ---
**Author:** ![Angel\_Heart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5e9695/32.png) [@Angel\_Heart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angel_Heart)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2004, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-general-questions-forever/223769/50 "2004-01-11T06:18:24Z")
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck in 24 hours if the woodchuck drank too much and had to upchuck several times during this period? ---
**Author:** ![Call\_me\_Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/90ced4/32.png) [@Call\_me\_Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Call_me_Frank)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2004, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-general-questions-forever/223769/51 "2004-01-11T06:22:26Z")
4 gallons…once upchucked. ---
**Author:** ![Horseflesh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horseflesh/32/7502_2.png) [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2004, 6:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-general-questions-forever/223769/52 "2004-01-11T06:48:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Michael Ellis \* > \*\*No, seriously, how do I stop laughing? \*\* Whatever you do **Lobsang** , don’t drop your pants. More stupid questions: Does this look infected? Why don’t they make dragons and unicorns anymore? Whatever happened to 1920s style Death Rays? I thought those were _such_ a good idea! When someone says “Bite me”, where exactly should I start nibbling? ---
**Author:** ![Zoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a4c791/32.png) [@Zoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zoe)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2004, 7:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-general-questions-forever/223769/53 "2004-01-11T07:26:24Z")
Why do you all look so disembodied? ---
**Author:** ![Headspace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/8491ac/32.png) [@Headspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Headspace)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2004, 10:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-general-questions-forever/223769/54 "2004-01-11T10:31:39Z")
If I don’t stop how long will it take before I go blind? Can I keep going until my eyesight just gets a little worse - how about just until I look good in the mirror? ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2004, 12:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-general-questions-forever/223769/55 "2004-01-11T12:10:50Z")
Can John Howard speak to the dead? Alas, that _was_ a general question. ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2004, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-general-questions-forever/223769/56 "2004-01-11T13:13:11Z")
Do I look fat in this? Be honest. ---
**Author:** ![Marine\_One](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/marine_one/32/3461_2.png) [@Marine\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marine_One)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2004, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-general-questions-forever/223769/57 "2004-01-11T13:20:05Z")
Do I still have a lap when I stand up? ---
**Author:** ![Horseflesh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horseflesh/32/7502_2.png) [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2004, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-general-questions-forever/223769/58 "2004-01-11T20:49:30Z")
What’s the name of that guy in that movie? You know, where a bunch of stuff happens and then the credits roll? ---
**Author:** ![zamboniracer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e9a140/32.png) [@zamboniracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zamboniracer)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2004, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-general-questions-forever/223769/59 "2004-01-11T21:05:56Z")
What happens when I press this button? Is that too specific for a general question? Who’s funnier? Karl Marx or Carl Sagan? ---
**Author:** ![Horseflesh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horseflesh/32/7502_2.png) [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2004, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-general-questions-forever/223769/60 "2004-01-11T21:37:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by zamboniracer \* > **What happens when I press this button?** DON’T TOUCH IT!!! IT’S THE HISTORY ERASER BUTTON YOU FOOL!!! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-general-questions-forever/223769.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-general-questions-forever/223769.md?page=4)