# Stupid Gun news of the day (Part 1)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-1/648729>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [January 29, 2013, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-1/648729 "2013-01-29T19:01:55Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Kable](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ed655f/32.png) [@Kable](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kable)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2013, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-1/648729/321 "2013-02-07T04:06:47Z")

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> [@Fear\_Itself](#):
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> Because you ascribe to “incrementalism”.

Why is that irrational?

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**Author:** ![Kable](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ed655f/32.png) [@Kable](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kable)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2013, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-1/648729/322 "2013-02-07T04:09:20Z")

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> [@Fear\_Itself](#):
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> Because you ascribe to “incrementalism”.

You never commented. What did you think about the stupid gun owner in the wheelchair?

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/1pPtbI5C4NY/hqdefault.jpg "Disabled Florida Man Shoots Attacker") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1pPtbI5C4NY)

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2013, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-1/648729/323 "2013-02-07T04:10:18Z")

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> [@Snowboarder\_Bo](#):
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> That’s funny, because you are also irrational.

> [@Kable](#):
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> How so?

> [@Fear\_Itself](#):
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> Because you ascribe to “incrementalism”.

> [@Kable](#):
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> Why is that irrational?

Because if you adhere to incrementalism, you become irrational bit by bit.  
Yes, that’s a joke.

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**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2013, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-1/648729/324 "2013-02-07T04:15:04Z")

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> [@Kable](#):
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> You never commented.

How does that make you feel?

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**Author:** ![Kable](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ed655f/32.png) [@Kable](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kable)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2013, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-1/648729/325 "2013-02-07T04:17:02Z")

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> [@Der\_Trihs](#):
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> Because if you adhere to incrementalism, you become irrational bit by bit.  
> [COLOR"White"]Yes, that’s a joke.[/COLOR]

Haha.

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**Author:** ![Kable](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ed655f/32.png) [@Kable](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kable)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2013, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-1/648729/326 "2013-02-07T04:18:04Z")

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> [@Fear\_Itself](#):
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> How does that make you feel?

Like I stumped you.

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**Author:** ![Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/8edcca/32.png) [@Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hentor_the_Barbarian)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2013, 11:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-1/648729/327 "2013-02-07T11:11:35Z")

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> [@Kable](#):
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> Like I stumped you.

Aw! That’s just so darn cute!

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2013, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-1/648729/328 "2013-02-07T12:26:44Z")

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> [@Kable](#):
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> I’m just posting links with people defending themselves with firearms, whether they be ideal firearms for the purpose is a different matter.

And I’m pointing out that you’re stupid for doing so in this thread.

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> Less than ideal firearms are a lot better than no firearms when someone is coming after you. You knew that didn’t you?

I did. I wasn’t sure that you did, however, given your various posts about small caliber weapons.

> [@Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](#):
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> Aw! That’s just so darn cute!

He’s certainly friendlier than the idiot who kept trolling in that theater shooting thread. Tell you what: you can keep him as long as you clean up all the crap he leaves behind.

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**Author:** ![Kable](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ed655f/32.png) [@Kable](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kable)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2013, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-1/648729/329 "2013-02-07T12:43:10Z")

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> [@Gyrate](#):
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> And I’m pointing out that you’re stupid for doing so in this thread.

If you think so, but it’s working out just like I wanted. People click, thinking they are going to see something stupid, then they think “that’s not stupid.” Are you just mad cause you fell for it?

> [@Gyrate](#):
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> That actually looks sensible - calling 911 to determine how much force she can use to protect herself. Compared to some of the other stories discussed here, that’s positively responsible gun ownership.

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2013, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-1/648729/330 "2013-02-07T13:27:24Z")

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> [@Kable](#):
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> If you think so, but it’s working out just like I wanted. People click, thinking they are going to see something stupid, then they think “that’s not stupid.” Are you just mad cause you fell for it?

Still clueless, I see.

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**Author:** ![Kable](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ed655f/32.png) [@Kable](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kable)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2013, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-1/648729/331 "2013-02-07T13:49:00Z")

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> [@Gyrate](#):
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> Still clueless, I see.

I know you are but what am I?

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**Author:** ![Defensive\_Indifference](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/defensive_indifference/32/6502_2.png) [@Defensive\_Indifference](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Defensive_Indifference)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2013, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-1/648729/332 "2013-02-07T15:26:18Z")

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Christopher Dorner, a former LAPD officer and Navy Reservist, allegedly killed two people last weekend and shot three cops (one fatally) early this morning. Dorner was fired from the LAPD in 2009, allegedly for making a false report against another officer. It looks like Dorner nursed a grudge about this for more than three years, posted a long essay on his Facebook page detailing his grievances and threatening LAPD officers and their familes, and then started killing people.

The _LA Times_ story is [here](http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2013/02/ex-cop-alleged-goes-on-rampage-shooting-3-officers-killing-one.html), and you can read his entire manifesto [here](http://ktla.com/2013/02/07/read-christopher-dorners-so-called-manifesto/#axzz2KE3VhXkC).

Not really stupid gun news, I guess, as much as horrifying gun news. Also, another story of someone who was a “Good Guy With a Gun”… until he wasn’t.

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2013, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-1/648729/333 "2013-02-07T15:44:36Z")

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> [@Kable](#):
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> I know you are but what am I?

Another pithy insight of the sort we’ve come to expect from you.

As I mentioned earlier, you seem to think that posting these links serves some sort of purpose other than flagging your inability to understand the point of this thread. A less clueless person, assuming they weren’t actively trolling, would go start a different thread about successful constructive instances of gun usage rather than shitting up this one, because that would actively contribute to the quality of the board.

But then you wouldn’t get to post your little “I’m rubber, you’re glue” retorts while you mentally masturbate about how you’re “showing up all those stupid gungrabbers”, and that just wouldn’t do.

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**Author:** ![Patch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a183cd/32.png) [@Patch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patch)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2013, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-1/648729/334 "2013-02-07T21:27:43Z")

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> [@Bayard](#):
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> The _LA Times_ story is [here](http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2013/02/ex-cop-alleged-goes-on-rampage-shooting-3-officers-killing-one.html), and you can read his entire manifesto [here](http://ktla.com/2013/02/07/read-christopher-dorners-so-called-manifesto/#axzz2KE3VhXkC).

[There’s a second manifesto making the rounds with a long anti-gun rant included](http://www.crimefilenews.com/2013/02/fired-lapd-officer-obama-lover-and.html). I don’t know if this is his from some other draft, or if someone edited a copy and is passing it off as his.

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**Author:** ![Defensive\_Indifference](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/defensive_indifference/32/6502_2.png) [@Defensive\_Indifference](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Defensive_Indifference)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2013, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-1/648729/335 "2013-02-07T22:21:04Z")

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> [@Patch](#):
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> [There’s a second manifesto making the rounds with a long anti-gun rant included](http://www.crimefilenews.com/2013/02/fired-lapd-officer-obama-lover-and.html). I don’t know if this is his from some other draft, or if someone edited a copy and is passing it off as his.

I’m guessing that one has been embellished, since it talks about Tim Tebow not taking control of the offense and includes the line, “Larry David, I agree. 72-82 degrees is way to hot in a residence. 68 , degrees is perfect.” And I imagine if the real version made those references to gun control, the major news outlets would have been all over it.

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**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\
**Post date:** [February 8, 2013, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-1/648729/336 "2013-02-08T03:43:41Z")

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> [@Bayard](#):
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> Christopher Dorner, a former LAPD officer and Navy Reservist, allegedly killed two people last weekend and shot three cops (one fatally) early this morning. Dorner was fired from the LAPD in 2009, allegedly for making a false report against another officer. It looks like Dorner nursed a grudge about this for more than three years, posted a long essay on his Facebook page detailing his grievances and threatening LAPD officers and their familes, and then started killing people.
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> The _LA Times_ story is [here](http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2013/02/ex-cop-alleged-goes-on-rampage-shooting-3-officers-killing-one.html), and you can read his entire manifesto [here](http://ktla.com/2013/02/07/read-christopher-dorners-so-called-manifesto/#axzz2KE3VhXkC).
> 
> Not really stupid gun news, I guess, as much as horrifying gun news. Also, another story of someone who was a “Good Guy With a Gun”… until he wasn’t.

And now we have follow up SGNotD stemming from this: cops have now wantonly shot innocent citizens:

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> [@](#):
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> At one point, officers guarding one location mistakenly opened fire on a pickup truck, believing it matched the description of Dorner’s dark-colored 2005 Nissan Titan. Two occupants were injured.

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> LAPD officers guarding a target named in the manifesto shot and wounded two women in suburban Torrance who were in a pickup truck, authorities said. Beck said one woman was in stable condition with two gunshot wounds and the other was being released after treatment.
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> “Tragically we believe this was a case of mistaken identity by the officers,” Beck said.
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> Minutes later, Torrance officers responding to a report of gunshots encountered a dark pickup matching the description of Dorner’s, police said. A collision occurred and the officers fired on the pickup. The unidentified driver was not hit and it turned out not to be the suspect vehicle, they said.

]([http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/US\_LA\_POLICE\_SHOOTINGS?SITE=AP&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2013-02-07-22-03-05](http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/US_LA_POLICE_SHOOTINGS?SITE=AP&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2013-02-07-22-03-05))  
Fucking dumbasses should be kicked off the force and prosecuted. And the injured people (and anyone else in the truck(s) that miraculously escaped injury) deserve every penny they extract from the LAPD.

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**Author:** ![Tom\_Tildrum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e95f7d/32.png) [@Tom\_Tildrum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tom_Tildrum)\
**Post date:** [February 8, 2013, 6:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-1/648729/337 "2013-02-08T06:49:10Z")

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> [@Bayard](#):
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> I’m guessing that one has been embellished, since it talks about Tim Tebow not taking control of the offense and includes the line, “Larry David, I agree. 72-82 degrees is way to hot in a residence. 68 , degrees is perfect.” And I imagine if the real version made those references to gun control, the major news outlets would have been all over it.

Apparently that’s the [full](http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/02/07/christopher-dorner-celebrity_n_2642111.html) [manifesto](http://www.buzzfeed.com/andrewkaczynski/lapd-spree-killers-full-manifesto-showing-support-for-gun-co) that was on his Facebook page. Police reportedly requested that the portions concerning celebrities and political figures be withheld while he is on the loose, in case they are potential targets. (This seems backward to me; if your name is on his manifesto, wouldn’t you want to know that so you can protect yourself?)

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**Author:** ![Kable](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ed655f/32.png) [@Kable](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kable)\
**Post date:** [February 8, 2013, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-1/648729/338 "2013-02-08T13:11:51Z")

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> [@Tom\_Tildrum](#):
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> (This seems backward to me; if your name is on his manifesto, wouldn’t you want to know that so you can protect yourself?)

I would want to know, but in California you can only protect yourself after a 10 day wait.

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**Author:** ![Jenaroph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e8c25b/32.png) [@Jenaroph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jenaroph)\
**Post date:** [February 8, 2013, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-1/648729/339 "2013-02-08T13:21:16Z")

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> [@Tom\_Tildrum](#):
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> Police reportedly requested that the portions concerning celebrities and political figures be withheld while he is on the loose, in case they are potential targets. (This seems backward to me; if your name is on his manifesto, wouldn’t you want to know that so you can protect yourself?)

I’m assuming they told the celebrities themselves, and just withheld the names from the general public.

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**Author:** ![steronz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steronz/32/11765_2.png) [@steronz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/steronz)\
**Post date:** [February 8, 2013, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-1/648729/340 "2013-02-08T13:26:31Z")

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> [@Kable](#):
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> I would want to know, but in California you can only protect yourself after a 10 day wait.

What? People are prohibited from _protecting themselves_ for 10 days? No tazers, door locks, staying with relatives, police protection? For 10 days? Holy shit!

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