# Stupid Gun news of the day (Part 1)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-1/648729>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [January 29, 2013, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-1/648729 "2013-01-29T19:01:55Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2014, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-1/648729/3621 "2014-01-01T15:49:31Z")

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> [@Kable](#):
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> Hey Elvis, is $500 a lot of money to you too?

You present no reason for any honest person to engage you on any subject.

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**Author:** ![Kable](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ed655f/32.png) [@Kable](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kable)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2014, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-1/648729/3622 "2014-01-01T15:53:38Z")

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> [@ElvisL1ves](#):
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> You present no reason for any honest person to engage you on any subject.

How about money? You taking my money? That’s a good reason. Unless of course you think I AM the honest person, which of course it seems you all think I am. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/8edcca/32.png) [@Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hentor_the_Barbarian)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2014, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-1/648729/3623 "2014-01-01T17:17:38Z")

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This utter moron thinks I’m annoyed by his continuing to make himself look like a desperate liar.

Talk about not getting it.

Keep dancing, fool!

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**Author:** ![Kable](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ed655f/32.png) [@Kable](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kable)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2014, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-1/648729/3624 "2014-01-01T17:31:47Z")

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> [@Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](#):
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> This utter moron thinks I’m annoyed by his continuing to make himself look like a desperate liar.

Why do you say I look like a liar? You can’t really protest the wager if RedFury holds the money can you? He even leans towards your side of the debate.

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2014, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-1/648729/3625 "2014-01-01T18:35:45Z")

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Yeah, because _sides_ matter, not facts!

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**Author:** ![Kable](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ed655f/32.png) [@Kable](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kable)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2014, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-1/648729/3626 "2014-01-01T19:20:42Z")

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> [@Bryan\_Ekers](#):
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> Yeah, because _sides_ matter, not facts!

Well of course facts matter. Like in this country we have the right to keep and bear arms, and that right shall not be infringed. Being Canadian I imagine you wouldn’t understand.

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**Author:** ![AlienVessels](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ba8739/32.png) [@AlienVessels](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AlienVessels)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2014, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-1/648729/3627 "2014-01-01T20:17:15Z")

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> [@Kable](#):
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> Well of course facts matter. Like in this country we have the right to keep and bear arms, and that right shall not be infringed. Being Canadian I imagine you wouldn’t understand.

> **[District of Columbia v. Heller](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/District_of_Columbia_v._Heller)**
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> District of Columbia v. Heller, 554 U.S. 570 (2008), is a landmark decision of the Supreme Court of the United States. It ruled that the Second Amendment to the U.S. Constitution protects an individual's right to keep and bear arms for traditionally lawful purposes such as self-defense within the home, and that the District of Columbia's handgun ban and requirement that lawfully owned rifles and shotguns be kept "unloaded and disassembled or bound by a trigger lock" violated this guarantee. It

It’s not an absolute right and it can be limited.

Thanks for playing.

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2014, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-1/648729/3628 "2014-01-01T20:47:56Z")

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> [@Kable](#):
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> Well of course facts matter. Like in this country we have the right to keep and bear arms, and that right shall not be infringed. Being Canadian I imagine you wouldn’t understand.

Oh, your chance to be taken seriously is long gone.

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**Author:** ![Kable](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ed655f/32.png) [@Kable](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kable)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2014, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-1/648729/3629 "2014-01-01T23:14:18Z")

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> [@AlienVessels](#):
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> [District of Columbia v. Heller - Wikipedia](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/District_of_Columbia_v._Heller)

Nice cite, I thought you libs hated that ruling?

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> It’s not an absolute right and it can be limited.

Really? Then what does “infringed” mean?

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**Author:** ![Kable](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ed655f/32.png) [@Kable](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kable)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2014, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-1/648729/3630 "2014-01-01T23:19:56Z")

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> [@Bryan\_Ekers](#):
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> Oh, your chance to be taken seriously is long gone.

Taken seriously? You don’t really count cause you live Korea or Canada or something, but in the great USA gun grabbers just lost a major battle, and in doing so they put millions more guns on the street. Which is good cause that has helped make our country safer. So I’m just here to rub some of them facts you were talking about. Like the continuing drop in gun related homicides despite all the guns Obama has been selling.

[http://www.fbi.gov/about-us/cjis/ucr/crime-in-the-u.s/2011/crime-in-the-u.s.-2011/tables/expanded-homicide-data-table-8](http://www.fbi.gov/about-us/cjis/ucr/crime-in-the-u.s/2011/crime-in-the-u.s.-2011/tables/expanded-homicide-data-table-8)

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**Author:** ![AlienVessels](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ba8739/32.png) [@AlienVessels](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AlienVessels)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2014, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-1/648729/3631 "2014-01-02T01:03:34Z")

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> [@Kable](#):
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> Nice cite, I thought you libs hated that ruling?  
> Really? Then what does “infringed” mean?

All rights have limitations.

You might research the ideas “precedent” and the role of the Supreme Court in interpreting the Constitution.

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**Author:** ![Kable](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ed655f/32.png) [@Kable](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kable)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2014, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-1/648729/3632 "2014-01-02T01:43:07Z")

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> [@AlienVessels](#):
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> All rights have limitations.
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> You might research the ideas “precedent” and the role of the Supreme Court in interpreting the Constitution.

Again, what does “infringed” mean?

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2014, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-1/648729/3633 "2014-01-02T03:41:10Z")

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> [@Kable](#):
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> Taken seriously?

No, but keep hoping.

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**Author:** ![Kable](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ed655f/32.png) [@Kable](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kable)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2014, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-1/648729/3634 "2014-01-02T04:34:45Z")

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> [@Bryan\_Ekers](#):
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> No, but keep hoping.

Well crafted Bryan!

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2014, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-1/648729/3635 "2014-01-02T04:47:49Z")

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Your praise is as valueless as your attempts at argument, but it’s adorable that you keep trying.

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**Author:** ![Kable](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ed655f/32.png) [@Kable](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kable)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2014, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-1/648729/3636 "2014-01-02T04:53:57Z")

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> [@Bryan\_Ekers](#):
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> Your praise is as valueless as your attempts at argument, but it’s adorable that you keep trying.

You are a true wordsmith.

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2014, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-1/648729/3637 "2014-01-02T04:59:06Z")

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> [@Kable](#):
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> You are a true wordsmith.

Compared to you, so are most housepets, including goldfish.

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**Author:** ![Kable](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ed655f/32.png) [@Kable](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kable)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2014, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-1/648729/3638 "2014-01-02T05:14:03Z")

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> [@Bryan\_Ekers](#):
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> Compared to you, so are most housepets, including goldfish.

That’s so awesome again, but I’m bored now.

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**Author:** ![RedFury](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ec9cab/32.png) [@RedFury](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RedFury)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2014, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-1/648729/3639 "2014-01-02T13:22:19Z")

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> [@Kable](#):
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> RedFury if Hentor, Dragonash or any of the other bigmouths man up and take the bet I’ll be happy to let you hold the money, verify the documents, and take 10% for your trouble. That’s fair isn’t it?

No thanks – don’t need the trouble nor the money. And I don’t give a shit about your claims either way.

Pixels on a screen, pal.

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**Author:** ![Kable](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ed655f/32.png) [@Kable](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kable)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2014, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-1/648729/3640 "2014-01-02T14:55:29Z")

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> [@RedFury](#):
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> No thanks – don’t need the trouble nor the money.

See that’s why I would trust you with the money. It seems Hentor wouldn’t, and DragonAsh wouldn’t be able to make his mortgage payment.

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> And I don’t give a shit about your claims either way.

See and that’s what I expect all the gungrabbers to say after the fact.

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> Pixels on a screen, pal.

But why bother, if everyone is just going to say it don’t matter anyway?

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