# Stupid Gun news of the day (Part 1)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-1/648729>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [January 29, 2013, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-1/648729 "2013-01-29T19:01:55Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2016, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-1/648729/6801 "2016-03-11T19:08:36Z")

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> [@madmonk28](#):
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> Thats the problem with red staters, they see Somalia with its low tax rate and easy access to guns and they all think it sounds pretty good. When I hear about a terrorist blowing themselves up while making a bomb or a nutter like this one getting shot with her own gun, I laugh, deal with it.

Bigotty-bigotty-bigotty-boo. First thing you need to get past is the retarded-ass idea you have that anybody who is pro-gun MUST be a conservative/red stater (and like those darkies in places such as Somalia) not as good as you.  
I like to laugh too. I think smug little bigots who think of themselves as morally superior are hilarious. You have me laughing so hard I think I might have actually peed a little.

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**Author:** ![Damuri\_Ajashi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/898d66/32.png) [@Damuri\_Ajashi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Damuri_Ajashi)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2016, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-1/648729/6802 "2016-03-11T23:33:56Z")

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> [@Gyrate](#):
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> Guns make people ‘stupid’ in the “when you have a hammer, every problem looks like a nail” way. If you’ve got a gun \*and \*you’re the sort of person looking out for bad guys constantly, your threshold for identifying a “bad guy” will tend to get lower. Such bias is an unfortunate side effect of being human.
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> #notallgunowners etc etc

There are like 10 million concealed carry permits in the USA, that doesn’t include people who living in constitutional carry states. With all those people carrying around hammers, how come they don’t find more nails?

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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2016, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-1/648729/6803 "2016-03-12T00:45:49Z")

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[Anti-open carry Democratic Texas state Senator’s headquarters shot up.](http://bipartisanreport.com/2016/03/11/shooting-american-senators-office-shot-up-by-conservatives-there-were-bullets-everywhere/)

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2016, 7:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-1/648729/6804 "2016-03-12T07:19:47Z")

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Well that definitely showed tremendous creativity and intelligence. Or maybe there were nails.

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2016, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-1/648729/6805 "2016-03-12T13:14:12Z")

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Oops! Wrong thread.

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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2016, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-1/648729/6806 "2016-03-13T00:39:45Z")

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[Milwaukee man kills three neighbors because they don’t speak English.](http://bipartisanreport.com/2016/03/12/milwaukee-man-shoots-and-kills-3-neighbors-because-they-dont-speak-english/)

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2016, 10:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-1/648729/6807 "2016-03-14T10:16:22Z")

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> [@Scumpup](#):
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> I like to laugh too. I think smug little bigots who think of themselves as morally superior are hilarious.

Too easy.

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2016, 10:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-1/648729/6808 "2016-03-14T10:18:13Z")

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> [@Damuri\_Ajashi](#):
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> There are like 10 million concealed carry permits in the USA, that doesn’t include people who living in constitutional carry states. With all those people carrying around hammers, how come they don’t find more nails?

You might want to go back and re-read this thread. There are nails enough, thank you.

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**Author:** ![Gary\_Kumquat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4491bb/32.png) [@Gary\_Kumquat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gary_Kumquat)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2016, 10:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-1/648729/6809 "2016-03-14T10:27:26Z")

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> [@Scumpup](#):
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> I think smug little bigots who think of themselves as morally superior are hilarious.

I’ve got some good news for you! [Studies suggest it’s good for people to laugh at themselves.](http://healthland.time.com/2011/08/09/why-laughing-at-yourself-may-be-good-for-you-first-ever-study/)

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2016, 10:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-1/648729/6810 "2016-03-14T10:42:52Z")

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> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#):
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> [Milwaukee man kills three neighbors because they don’t speak English.](http://bipartisanreport.com/2016/03/12/milwaukee-man-shoots-and-kills-3-neighbors-because-they-dont-speak-english/)

Apologies for initially assuming you were exaggerating.

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**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2016, 12:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-1/648729/6811 "2016-03-14T12:09:51Z")

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> [@Gary\_Kumquat](#):
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> I’ve got some good news for you! [Studies suggest it’s good for people to laugh at themselves.](http://healthland.time.com/2011/08/09/why-laughing-at-yourself-may-be-good-for-you-first-ever-study/)

Ah…the classic “I’m rubber, you’re glue” gambit. Well played, sir.

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**Author:** ![madmonk28](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madmonk28/32/20811_2.png) [@madmonk28](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madmonk28)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2016, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-1/648729/6812 "2016-03-14T12:51:08Z")

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> [@Scumpup](#):
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> Bigotty-bigotty-bigotty-boo. First thing you need to get past is the retarded-ass idea you have that anybody who is pro-gun MUST be a conservative/red stater (and like those darkies in places such as Somalia) not as good as you.  
> I like to laugh too. I think smug little bigots who think of themselves as morally superior are hilarious. You have me laughing so hard I think I might have actually peed a little.

I think it is very telling that you think Third World is a race.

I absolutely think I’m better than you; first, you’re a fucking moron. Secondly, you are a gun nut whose warped political stance does more harm to America than Al Qaeda. Thirdly, you’re a fucking moron.

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**Author:** ![Damuri\_Ajashi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/898d66/32.png) [@Damuri\_Ajashi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Damuri_Ajashi)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2016, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-1/648729/6813 "2016-03-14T17:32:46Z")

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> [@Gyrate](#):
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> You might want to go back and re-read this thread. There are nails enough, thank you.

No, no there aren’t. Once again 10 fucking MILLION concealed carry permits. can you point to anything that says even 1% of these permit holders shoot up the place? one TENTH of one percent? If its less than that then it seems like it would be hard enough to measure that you can’t really say:

“Guns make people ‘stupid’ in the “when you have a hammer, every problem looks like a nail” way. If you’ve got a gun and you’re the sort of person looking out for bad guys constantly, your threshold for identifying a “bad guy” will tend to get lower. Such bias is an unfortunate side effect of being human.”

AFAICT, gun permit holders are more law abiding than the general population and commit crimes less frequently than cops in places like Texas.

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**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2016, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-1/648729/6814 "2016-03-15T00:03:46Z")

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> [@madmonk28](#):
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> I think it is very telling that you think Third World is a race.
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> I absolutely think I’m better than you; first, you’re a fucking moron. Secondly, you are a gun nut whose warped political stance does more harm to America than Al Qaeda. Thirdly, you’re a fucking moron.

..and you’re still a smug little bigot wanking over how much better believe you are than all “those people.”

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2016, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-1/648729/6815 "2016-03-16T18:08:28Z")

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[_Not_ from The Onion](http://www.rawstory.com/2016/03/oregon-man-explains-shooting-spree-i-figured-id-just-shoot-at-random-because-i-had-all-these-guns/):  
\*An Oregon man said he felt terrible about shooting up his neighbors’ homes for no particular reason… about 9 a.m. at his house on a cul-de-sac in Oregon City.

“I figured I’d just shoot at random because I had all these guns,” Scholz said from jail. He said he would not have started shooting if he had realized his neighbors were home.\*

Now that is some sweet, sweet stupid.

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**Author:** ![Damuri\_Ajashi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/898d66/32.png) [@Damuri\_Ajashi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Damuri_Ajashi)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2016, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-1/648729/6816 "2016-03-23T00:04:51Z")

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> [@Damuri\_Ajashi](#):
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> The weird thing is that the gun the kid used is a 1911. Those things require cocking before firing. If you carry it cocked, you would be crazy not to engage the safety. So the kid had to either cock the hammer or release the safety before firing the gun. Or Jamie Gilt leaves cocked guns lying around without the safety on.

Apparently Jamie Gilt might get charged criminally:

> **[Charge recommended against mom shot by 4-year-old](https://www.news4jax.com/news/2016/03/22/charge-recommended-against-mom-shot-by-4-year-old/)**
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> The Putnam County Sheriff's Office has completed its investigation into the accidental shooting of a 31-year-old woman by her 4-year-old son.

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2016, 9:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-1/648729/6817 "2016-03-23T09:23:43Z")

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> [@Damuri\_Ajashi](#):
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> AFAICT, gun permit holders are more law abiding than the general population and commit crimes less frequently than cops in places like Texas.

Right. Because cops don’t fall into the category of “you’ve got a gun and you’re the sort of person looking out for bad guys constantly”. Good comparison.

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**Author:** ![Damuri\_Ajashi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/898d66/32.png) [@Damuri\_Ajashi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Damuri_Ajashi)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2016, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-1/648729/6818 "2016-03-23T13:10:27Z")

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> [@Gyrate](#):
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> Right. Because cops don’t fall into the category of “you’ve got a gun and you’re the sort of person looking out for bad guys constantly”. Good comparison.

I’m not sure what you are trying to imply but all this hyperventilating over concealed carry permit holders seems based on the notion that they are some sort of secret psycho killers amongst us and yet they are more law abiding than the general population and they are more law abiding that the police (in Texas at least).

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**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2016, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-1/648729/6819 "2016-03-23T20:58:36Z")

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[Florida woman who taught 4-year-old how to use firearms faces 180 days in prison after being shot by him.](http://www.salon.com/2016/03/23/legal_woes_for_pro_gun_mom_florida_woman_who_taught_4_year_old_how_to_use_firearms_faces_180_days_in_prison_after_being_shot_by_him/)

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**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2016, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-1/648729/6820 "2016-03-24T14:39:30Z")

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I say that would be one of those cases where the Court may find the incident has been its own punishment.

Lady, your right to defend yourself with a gun does not absolve your duty to keep and bear it safely and responsibly.

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