# Stupid Gun news of the day (Part 1)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-1/648729>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [January 29, 2013, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-1/648729 "2013-01-29T19:01:55Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![septimus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/septimus/32/410_2.png) [@septimus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/septimus)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2016, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-1/648729/7421 "2016-12-31T15:55:45Z")

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[Jamie Gilt, gun [del]nut[/del] advocate, was very proud that her 4-year old toddler shared her love of guns](http://jacksonville.com/news/metro/2016-08-17/story/jamie-gilt-gun-advocate-shot-her-4-year-old-son-remains-infamous-six). On the way to one practice shoot, he allegedly drew on his mother and shot her in the back.

The gun grabbers were using this incident to inflate their scare story about the hundreds of gun injuries inflicted by toddlers. However it now appears the kid wasn’t even the shooter!

[QUOTE=Interview of Lane Gilt by child protective services]

He [related] that it was Tyrannosaurus Rex that shot Jamie Gilt and had help from a Velociraptor. He was adamant, according to a recently obtained case file on the shooting of Jamie Gilt, that he wasn’t in the truck with the dinosaurs and his mother, a run-rights[sic] advocate from Jacksonville, on that fateful day.  
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Let’s see if the libtard gun grabbers are honest enough to subtract 1 from their inflated toddler shooting stat and give this one to Tyrannosaurus Rex.

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**Author:** ![Defensive\_Indifference](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/defensive_indifference/32/6502_2.png) [@Defensive\_Indifference](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Defensive_Indifference)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2016, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-1/648729/7422 "2016-12-31T16:26:37Z")

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> [@septimus](#):
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> [Jamie Gilt, gun [del]nut[/del] advocate, was very proud that her 4-year old toddler shared her love of guns](http://jacksonville.com/news/metro/2016-08-17/story/jamie-gilt-gun-advocate-shot-her-4-year-old-son-remains-infamous-six). On the way to one practice shoot, he allegedly drew on his mother and shot her in the back.
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> The gun grabbers were using this incident to inflate their scare story about the hundreds of gun injuries inflicted by toddlers. However it now appears the kid wasn’t even the shooter!  
> Let’s see if the libtard gun grabbers are honest enough to subtract 1 from their inflated toddler shooting stat and give this one to Tyrannosaurus Rex.

I won’t rest until Velociraptor is charged as an accomplice. Those fuckers get away with everything.

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**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2016, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-1/648729/7423 "2016-12-31T23:45:06Z")

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> [@ElvisL1ves](#):
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> I am really trying to give you credit for being simply unable to understand, rather than accusing you of routine dishonesty. You would do well to accept that gesture.
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> The point, since you’re unable to get it, is that _no one_ can be \*absolutely \*trusted with the power of death. No one. If you were able to understand the value of life, you would understand that too.

So please say exactly what you think the status quo should be. From your postings I assume you mean that nobody but cops should have guns, and they only as an unfortunate necessity. And do try to actually answer my question instead of replying with insults and sarcasm.

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**Author:** ![Battle\_Pope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4bbf92/32.png) [@Battle\_Pope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Battle_Pope)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2017, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-1/648729/7424 "2017-01-01T02:39:08Z")

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> [@eschereal](#):
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> this is, like, justice or something

If only he could have had another gun to defend himself from that gun.

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**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2017, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-1/648729/7425 "2017-01-01T03:24:21Z")

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> [@Lumpy](#):
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> So please say exactly what you think the status quo should be.

So please read the damn thread. I’ve been clear enough about what the entire damn rest of the civilized world does. Your own idiosyncratic refusal to accept it does not invalidate it.

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> And do try to actually answer my question instead of replying with insults and sarcasm.

The fact that you are \*still \*even asking means you are incapable of understanding. The fact that you do not understand the value of human life means you are not qualified to pass judgment on anything affecting it.

Now, once again, turn in your guns and go get help. You’re a menace.

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**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2017, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-1/648729/7426 "2017-01-02T05:36:15Z")

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> [@Lumpy](#):
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> So please say exactly what you think the status quo should be.

> [@ElvisL1ves](#):
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> So please read the damn thread. I’ve been clear enough about what the entire damn rest of the civilized world does.

All 7424 posts of it? Could I get a quick refresher? Pretty please?

> [@](#):
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> And do try to actually answer my question instead of replying with insults and sarcasm.

> [@](#):
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> The fact that you are \*still \*even asking means you are incapable of understanding. The fact that you do not understand the value of human life means you are not qualified to pass judgment on anything affecting it.
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> Now, once again, turn in your guns and go get help. You’re a menace.

Ok, that was a vain hope…

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**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2017, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-1/648729/7427 "2017-01-02T15:52:05Z")

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Aren’t you late for your militia drill?

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**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2017, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-1/648729/7428 "2017-01-02T17:37:12Z")

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[The gun industry haz a sad](http://time.com/money/4565146/donald-trump-gun-sales/) over the election.

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> Now things are likely to be different, since people not expecting gun control legislation from a Republican president and Congress don’t have an imperative to rush out and buy guns. While Trump touted his endorsement from the National Rifle Association frequently on the campaign trail, he’s not doing gunmakers any favors by winning the election. While industries like construction, biotech and private prisons saw their stocks rise on Wednesday, companies like Smith & Wesson and Sturm Ruger & Co. fell sharply, dropping by 15% and 16%, respectively.

Maybe the \*next \*Democratic president will come grab the guns you are forced to buy to defend yourselves from him grabbing them, right, guys? 😉

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**Author:** ![Damuri\_Ajashi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/898d66/32.png) [@Damuri\_Ajashi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Damuri_Ajashi)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2017, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-1/648729/7429 "2017-01-03T16:07:42Z")

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> [@eschereal](#):
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> You are clearly enough of a braindead maroon that you desperately do need to have your guns confiscated. We do not need your level of stupid going around armed.

The gun control side’s greatest weakness is the stupidity or ignorance of its base. It is starting to become clear that you don’t understand the issues enough to have a debate that goes beyond “guns are bad”

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**Author:** ![Damuri\_Ajashi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/898d66/32.png) [@Damuri\_Ajashi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Damuri_Ajashi)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2017, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-1/648729/7430 "2017-01-03T16:10:59Z")

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> [@ElvisL1ves](#):
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> I understand the value of human life. You laugh at it.

No, I’m laughing at you. The whole board is laughing at you. When that crowd of people down the hall all laugh in unison, they are probably laughing at you too. Every moment of insecurity you have ever felt in your life is fully justified. No one likes you and liberals only tolerate you because they are nice people.

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**Author:** ![Damuri\_Ajashi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/898d66/32.png) [@Damuri\_Ajashi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Damuri_Ajashi)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2017, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-1/648729/7431 "2017-01-03T16:28:03Z")

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> [@ElvisL1ves](#):
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> I am really trying to give you credit for being simply unable to understand, rather than accusing you of routine dishonesty. You would do well to accept that gesture.
> 
> The point, since you’re unable to get it, is that _no one_ can be \*absolutely \*trusted with the power of death. No one. If you were able to understand the value of life, you would understand that too.

Every time you get on the freeway or walk along a busy street, you are \*absolutely \* trusting every driver on that freeway or street with power over your life. Guns are not some unique magical wand. No doubt, guns can be dangerous and ought to be regulated to make sure they stay out of criminal hands. But your ideas are generally retarded.

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**Author:** ![Damuri\_Ajashi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/898d66/32.png) [@Damuri\_Ajashi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Damuri_Ajashi)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2017, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-1/648729/7432 "2017-01-03T19:00:15Z")

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> [@eschereal](#):
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> this is, like, justice or something

Because the legislation he opposed would have prevented the shooting or something? or just guns=bad?

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**Author:** ![Damuri\_Ajashi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/898d66/32.png) [@Damuri\_Ajashi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Damuri_Ajashi)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2017, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-1/648729/7433 "2017-01-03T19:03:25Z")

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> [@ElvisL1ves](#):
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> [The gun industry haz a sad](http://time.com/money/4565146/donald-trump-gun-sales/) over the election.Maybe the \*next \*Democratic president will come grab the guns you are forced to buy to defend yourselves from him grabbing them, right, guys? 😉

Noone stocks up on bottled water after the hurricane.

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Fun\_Ball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_fun_ball/32/17664_2.png) [@Happy\_Fun\_Ball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Fun_Ball)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2017, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-1/648729/7434 "2017-01-07T04:08:26Z")

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Now that we have sane control of the country, can we finally discuss the stupid banning of guns in airports and on planes? [Today in Florida a guy who presumably was once good, went bad and took out his gun and started shooting people](http://wsvn.com/news/local/multiple-people-shot-at-fort-lauderdale-hollywood-intl-airport/). If there had been more good guys with guns, this tragedy could have been averted. Five dead, eight wounded.

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**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2017, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-1/648729/7435 "2017-01-07T04:22:24Z")

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> [@Happy\_Fun\_Ball](#):
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> Now that we have sane control of the country, can we finally discuss the stupid banning of guns in airports and on planes? [Today in Florida a guy who presumably was once good, went bad and took out his gun and started shooting people](http://wsvn.com/news/local/multiple-people-shot-at-fort-lauderdale-hollywood-intl-airport/). If there had been more good guys with guns, this tragedy could have been averted. Five dead, eight wounded.

AFAIK there was no ban on guns in the baggage claim areas in this airport. Do you have a cite that says different?

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2017, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-1/648729/7436 "2017-01-07T05:15:47Z")

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> [@Happy\_Fun\_Ball](#):
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> Now that we have sane control of the country, can we finally discuss the stupid banning of guns in airports and on planes? [Today in Florida a guy who presumably was once good, went bad and took out his gun and started shooting people](http://wsvn.com/news/local/multiple-people-shot-at-fort-lauderdale-hollywood-intl-airport/). If there had been more good guys with guns, this tragedy could have been averted. Five dead, eight wounded.

[Archie Bunker]All you gotta do is arm all your passengers.[/Archie Bunker]

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**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2017, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-1/648729/7437 "2017-01-07T12:34:13Z")

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> [@Damuri\_Ajashi](#):
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> No, I’m laughing at you. The whole board is laughing at you.

Ah, that’s it. You’re still 12 years old. I understand you better now.

:rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2017, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-1/648729/7438 "2017-01-07T12:38:21Z")

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> [@Happy\_Fun\_Ball](#):
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> [Today in Florida a guy who presumably was once good, went bad and took out his gun and started shooting people](http://wsvn.com/news/local/multiple-people-shot-at-fort-lauderdale-hollywood-intl-airport/).

He was actually receiving mental health care, too. But that wasn’t enough to get him disarmed, despite the yammerings of the fetishists that \*that \*is what is needed.

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> If there had been more good guys with guns, this tragedy could have been averted. Five dead, eight wounded.

And the shooter was taken down, uninjured. Maybe that had something to do with his being, well, named Esteban Santiago and not something like Tyrone Jackson?

At least we know this wasn’t a terrorist attack because he isn’t Muslim.

Thoughts and prayers, this is not the time, _et cetera ad nauseam_. Just five more deaths that **Damuri Ajashi** considers “acceptable”.

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**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2017, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-1/648729/7439 "2017-01-07T13:02:29Z")

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> [@Damuri\_Ajashi](#):
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> So cops shouldn’t have guns either?

> [@Snowboarder\_Bo](#):
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> How about by the cop/father not leaving his gun where his 2 year old could get his hands on it?

Thanks, I didn’t think this was complicated either.

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**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2017, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-1/648729/7440 "2017-01-07T13:03:36Z")

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Its complexity is not the reason for the difficulty some have in accepting it.

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