# Stupid Gun news of the day (Part 1)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-1/648729>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [January 29, 2013, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-1/648729 "2013-01-29T19:01:55Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2021, 9:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-1/648729/9606 "2021-06-28T09:09:34Z")

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As they say in Scotland\*, “There’s a moose loose aboot the hoose!”

\*Disclaimer: may not actually be said in Scotland.

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**Author:** ![Dandan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@Dandan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dandan)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2021, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-1/648729/9607 "2021-06-28T13:52:44Z")

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> [@snfaulkner](#):
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> Getting the thoughts outta my brain before my ADHD screws me beats proofreading.

Maybe for YOU - consider your poor fans.

Dan

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**Author:** ![PastTense](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pasttense/32/14550_2.png) [@PastTense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PastTense)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2021, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-1/648729/9608 "2021-06-29T04:11:33Z")

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Chipmunks fight back!

> **['Freak accident': Man shot in head by 8-year-old nephew while shooting chipmunks](https://www.fosters.com/story/news/local/2021/06/25/new-hampshire-man-shot-head-shooting-chipmunks-milton/5353324001/)**
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> Police said they determined the 8-year-old fired a gun and the bullet ricocheted.

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**Author:** ![Kron](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kron/32/12444_2.png) [@Kron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kron)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2021, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-1/648729/9609 "2021-06-29T15:13:10Z")

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Who the fuck shoots chipmunks?

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**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2021, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-1/648729/9610 "2021-06-29T15:21:46Z")

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There may have beer involved, but a bunch of buddies and I were camping at a state park and this chipmunk (knowing that he was untouchable) kept running around looking for food, jumping on the picnic table and our chairs.

My buddy Jake took a long fork (suitable for roasting marshmallows), threw it at the rodent and actually skewered it.

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2021, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-1/648729/9611 "2021-06-29T15:26:33Z")

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> [@Kron](#):
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> Who the fuck shoots chipmunks?.

Indeed. We feed the ones around our house and relocate any snakes gorging on them down to around our barn where they can eat mice/rats.

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**Author:** ![Folly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folly/32/3219_2.png) [@Folly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folly)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2021, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-1/648729/9612 "2021-06-29T15:57:56Z")

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> [@PastTense](#):
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> Chipmunks fight back!

Chipmunk in question.

[![](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/21/5c/a8/215ca82b4b88d0b7e726f18c2cfe4c14.jpg) ](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/21/5c/a8/215ca82b4b88d0b7e726f18c2cfe4c14.jpg)

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**Author:** ![Steve\_McQwark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@Steve\_McQwark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_McQwark)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2021, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-1/648729/9613 "2021-06-29T18:44:41Z")

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> [@Kron](#):
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> Who the fuck shoots chipmunks?

Someone who heard that fucking Christmas song one too many times?

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2021, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-1/648729/9614 "2021-06-29T19:31:33Z")

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Chipmunks watch carefully before crossing the highway. I saw them doing this. You cannot kill them accidentally with your car, so you have to resort to more deliberate means. Because, kill things (especially if they blow up real good from regular bullets).

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**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2021, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-1/648729/9615 "2021-06-29T21:54:11Z")

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"They was too damn cute. They needed killin’

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2021, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-1/648729/9616 "2021-06-30T13:52:38Z")

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Peanut feeder was empty this morning. Look who is on the porch complaining.  
[![](https://i.imgur.com/QuQNP47.jpeg) ](https://i.imgur.com/QuQNP47.jpeg)

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**Author:** ![Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mundane_super_hero/32/6304_2.png) [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundane_Super_Hero)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2021, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-1/648729/9617 "2021-06-30T19:02:11Z")

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“There I was, minding my business, when I heard this little guy. Damned if he didn’t swim up behind me…”

> **[Imgflip](https://imgflip.com/i/5f1v0b)**

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**Author:** ![PastTense](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pasttense/32/14550_2.png) [@PastTense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PastTense)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2021, 12:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-1/648729/9618 "2021-07-01T12:27:27Z")

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Not guns but explosives:

> A major explosion in South Los Angeles on Wednesday evening damaged homes and injured 17 people, including police officers, as a bomb squad attempted to safely detonate improvised explosive devices that had been seized from a home along with about 5,000 pounds of illegal fireworks.
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> An LAPD bomb squad transferred the improvised devices into the iron chamber of a semitruck that’s meant to contain such explosive material, he said. Police detonated the devices at 7:37 p.m., believing that the vehicle would be able to contain the explosion, but there was a “total catastrophic failure of that containment vehicle,” Moore said.

> **[17 hurt in huge blast during LAPD detonation of explosive devices](https://www.latimes.com/california/story/2021-06-30/lapd-responds-to-explosion-at-scene-of-confiscation-of-illegal-fireworks)**
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> Authorities were in the process of seizing more than 5,000 pounds of illegal fireworks at the time of the explosion in South Los Angeles.

Note the explosion was just the improvised devises, not the 5,000 pounds of fireworks.

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**Author:** ![Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mundane_super_hero/32/6304_2.png) [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundane_Super_Hero)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2021, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-1/648729/9619 "2021-07-01T12:34:16Z")

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I saw an aerial shot of that truck last night. That was a specially designed armor plated LAPD bomb disposal truck.

Now? Its smashed flatter than a coke can.

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**Author:** ![Folly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folly/32/3219_2.png) [@Folly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folly)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2021, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-1/648729/9620 "2021-07-01T13:16:47Z")

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Oh geez. They took the explosive materials and made a giant pipe bomb out of it.

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**Author:** ![Projammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/projammer/32/559_2.png) [@Projammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Projammer)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2021, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-1/648729/9621 "2021-07-01T13:30:25Z")

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If the explosives fit inside, it must be rated to handle them, right?

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**Author:** ![PastTense](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pasttense/32/14550_2.png) [@PastTense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PastTense)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2021, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-1/648729/9622 "2021-07-01T13:58:34Z")

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It would probably have worked fine if they detonated a few at a time–but instead they detonated the whole pile.

Video:

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/T7-AlQzgWJI/hqdefault.jpg "Seventeen hurt after an illegal fireworks cache explodes in Los Angeles") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7-AlQzgWJI)

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**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2021, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-1/648729/9623 "2021-07-01T17:04:29Z")

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I think the bomb squad generally knows what they are doing, and that the amount that they put in the truck would have been safe.

I don’t think that it was the quantity, but the makeup of these devices that was the problem. I assume that they were of a much more potent explosive than expected.

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2021, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-1/648729/9624 "2021-07-02T17:12:40Z")

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This happened about a mile and a half from City Hall. Basically, downtown LA, more or less. I mean, I can see if they were facing a bomb with a ticking timer, but these were essentially inert explosives that were not really a pressing danger. They easily could have been transported to an area with not as many people, where the danger of damage/injury would much less. Like, nearby Disneyland.

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**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2021, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-1/648729/9625 "2021-07-03T17:22:18Z")

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I would assume that they were concerned that transporting them may set them off.

How do we know that they were inert explosives? They were home made devices of unknown composition. They very well could have been sensitive to a number of environmental factors, including the shock and vibration of being transported to another location.

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