# Stupid Gun news of the day (Part 1)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-1/648729>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [January 29, 2013, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-1/648729 "2013-01-29T19:01:55Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2021, 11:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-1/648729/9707 "2021-09-15T11:02:53Z")

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> [@BippityBoppityBoo](#):
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> I never considered shooting them several times in the head.

I notice that you used the qualifiers “several times” and “in the head” there. In my wife’s and my experience with three sons, a single shot to a non-lethal location is really all you should need for discipline.

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**Author:** ![BippityBoppityBoo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bippityboppityboo/32/5745_2.png) [@BippityBoppityBoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BippityBoppityBoo)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2021, 6:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-1/648729/9708 "2021-09-16T06:29:48Z")

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I guess there is always their “little head”. Might crimp my hopes for grandchildren, though. Dang it, it’s always something.

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**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2021, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-1/648729/9709 "2021-09-17T00:41:36Z")

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Montana gym members, manager in membership disagreement shoot it out in the parking lot. One dead, two wounded.

> According to Fuel Fitness and Nutrition assistant manager Matt Underhill, he and the manager confronted a man in the gym’s parking lot who had been living at the gym for several weeks. They refunded the man’s unused gym membership and told him he needed to leave. The man demanded more money from the gym, and when told they could not offer him more, he responded that they were going to die and pulled out a gun.

> **[UPDATED: Man Dies in Kalispell Shooting - Flathead Beacon](https://flatheadbeacon.com/2021/09/16/man-dies-in-kalispell-shooting/)**
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> A 27-year-old Kalispell man is dead after shots were fired in the parking lot of Fuel Fitness and Nutrition at 1305 U.S. Highway 2 in Kalispell on Thursday morning, according to press a release from the Kalispell Police Department (KPD). Officers...

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**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2021, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-1/648729/9710 "2021-09-17T13:56:29Z")

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You know this one is going in the positive gun news thread. This is the stuff they stroke their black metal penises over:

“Another gym member who saw the initial exchange ran to his own vehicle in the parking lot, according to Underhill, grabbed a firearm and returned fire”

Well, except for this part:  
" returned fire, while sustaining a gunshot wound of his own."

Almost a perfect gun nut wet dream!

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**Author:** ![Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mundane_super_hero/32/6304_2.png) [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundane_Super_Hero)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2021, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-1/648729/9711 "2021-09-17T18:21:30Z")

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> [@wguy123](#):
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> Well, except for this part:  
> " returned fire, while sustaining a gunshot wound of his own."
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> Almost a perfect gun nut wet dream!

"Not enough repetitions…!  
( Can you feel the Burn…? ) "

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**Author:** ![Mr.Greenjeans](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr.greenjeans/32/551_2.png) [@Mr.Greenjeans](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Greenjeans)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2021, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-1/648729/9712 "2021-09-17T18:34:16Z")

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> [@wguy123](#):
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> Almost a perfect gun nut wet dream!

Ooops. I think mine just went off accidentally.

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**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2021, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-1/648729/9713 "2021-09-17T18:47:59Z")

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> [@Mr.Greenjeans](#):
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> Ooops. I think mine just went off accidentally.

There are no accidental discharges! Only negligent discharges! Your fingers were all over the trigger.

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**Author:** ![CookingWithGas](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cookingwithgas/32/485_2.png) [@CookingWithGas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CookingWithGas)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2021, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-1/648729/9714 "2021-09-23T02:15:46Z")

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German gas station store clerk murdered for asking a customer to put on a mask, in accordance with the law.

> **[Gas station clerk murdered for asking a customer to wear a mask](https://www.cbsnews.com/news/covid-germany-mask-murder-gas-station-attendant/)**
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> One German politician warned of "an inconceivable level of radicalization," saying the worker was killed for simply pointing out a nationwide rule.

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**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2021, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-1/648729/9715 "2021-09-23T15:10:56Z")

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Again, I can see the right would view this as positive gun news of the day, particularly if it happened in good ole Murika. Only a good guy with a gun can fight for the freedom to go maskless. Stop trying to steal our liberties!

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**Author:** ![Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mundane_super_hero/32/6304_2.png) [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundane_Super_Hero)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2021, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-1/648729/9716 "2021-09-23T15:17:55Z")

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I’m not sure that keeping the Germans so poor that they’re shooting each other over gas is the smartest thing… but hey… I’m just some guy who reads the old history books that they were throwing out in front of the local library…

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**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2021, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-1/648729/9717 "2021-09-23T15:58:53Z")

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They don’t say what the gift was, so it may have been justified.

[https://www.cnn.com/2021/09/19/us/baby-shower-shooting/index.html](https://www.cnn.com/2021/09/19/us/baby-shower-shooting/index.html)

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> the incident began as a family argument about gifts at the baby shower. It escalated into a physical fight and then gunfire when the “suspect introduced a nine-millimeter semiautomatic handgun” and fired three shots into the crowd of about 25 friends and family, the chief said.

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**Author:** ![smithsb](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smithsb/32/12107_2.png) [@smithsb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smithsb)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2021, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-1/648729/9718 "2021-09-23T19:43:59Z")

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Well, see; if they weren’t friends and family, he would have emptied the full magazine into the crowd. That’s GOOD news.

/s

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**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2021, 11:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-1/648729/9719 "2021-09-24T11:06:40Z")

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So what’s a little bit of hot lead among friends?

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2021, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-1/648729/9720 "2021-09-24T12:50:27Z")

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It wasn’t just the father who wasn’t shooting blanks, amirite? 😏

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**Author:** ![Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mundane_super_hero/32/6304_2.png) [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundane_Super_Hero)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2021, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-1/648729/9721 "2021-09-24T13:15:57Z")

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… and now there’s the Kroger in TN… SMDH…

> **[Gunman in deadly Tennessee grocery shooting was a third-party vendor, police...](https://www.cnn.com/2021/09/24/us/tennessee-colliersville-shooting-friday/index.html)**
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> A gunman who killed a woman and wounded at least 14 other people at a western Tennessee Kroger before apparently killing himself this week was a third-party vendor for the store, police said Friday.

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**Author:** ![PastTense](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pasttense/32/14550_2.png) [@PastTense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PastTense)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2021, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-1/648729/9722 "2021-09-27T15:38:21Z")

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Sad tale of 4 year-old girl who follows 7 year-old relative to nearby apartment. There is a gun there and he shoots her. She is paralyzed for life:

> **[Two kids, a loaded gun and the man who left a 4-year-old to die](https://www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/interactive/2021/dc-kids-shooting-victims-guns/)**
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> The children will never recover from what happened inside a D.C. apartment. The owner of the illegal gun faces far less serious consequences.

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**Author:** ![BippityBoppityBoo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bippityboppityboo/32/5745_2.png) [@BippityBoppityBoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BippityBoppityBoo)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2021, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-1/648729/9723 "2021-09-27T15:58:11Z")

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Paywalled.

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**Author:** ![PastTense](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pasttense/32/14550_2.png) [@PastTense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PastTense)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2021, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-1/648729/9724 "2021-09-27T16:01:01Z")

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Try:

[https://archive.is/xFpUs](https://archive.is/xFpUs)

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**Author:** ![BippityBoppityBoo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bippityboppityboo/32/5745_2.png) [@BippityBoppityBoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BippityBoppityBoo)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2021, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-1/648729/9725 "2021-09-27T16:40:21Z")

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Worked well, thank you.

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**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2021, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-1/648729/9726 "2021-09-28T14:02:35Z")

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Just a bit south of me in college town Pullman, WA, a guy at a party pulls out a gun and starts spraying bullets because he was “jumped”. Shoots and kills his roommate and wounds another. There are a lot of oddities in this story including the police allowing the shooter to leave. Back when I was in college, we didn’t take guns to parties (not that many of us even had them - I didn’t know of anyone that had a pistol - some had rifles and shotguns for hunting).

> **[Pullman shooting suspect claims self-defense; victim reportedly his roommate](https://www.spokesman.com/stories/2021/sep/27/pullman-shooting-suspect-claims-self-defense-victi/)**
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> PULLMAN – A 23-year-old suspect in the deadly weekend shooting near the Washington State University campus said he was “jumped” at a party early Saturday morning and fired his handgun in self -defense.

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