# Stupid Gun news of the day (Part 1)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-1/648729>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [January 29, 2013, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-1/648729 "2013-01-29T19:01:55Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2013, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-1/648729/121 "2013-02-02T18:58:30Z")

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> A 26-year-old Eugene, Oregon man unintentionally shot himself in the thigh with a handgun he was openly carrying in a holster on his leg.

This is _exactly_ what I’m talking about when I complain that the “good guys vs. bad guys” dichotomy is overly simplistic when applied to gun rights arguments, and doesn’t reflect the complex reality. Clearly, this was a good man defending himself against a bad thigh.

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2013, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-1/648729/122 "2013-02-02T19:08:25Z")

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> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#):
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> Pizza delivery to wrong house, Mormon, delivering flyers, neighbor telling you your cat is loose?

I’ve never had a Pizza Guy or Mormon break down my front door.

One must be in fear of one’s life inside one’s home.  
Flyer delivery, now that is another matter. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2013, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-1/648729/123 "2013-02-02T19:25:51Z")

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> [@carnivorousplant](#):
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> I’ve never had a Pizza Guy or Mormon break down my front door.
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> One must be in fear of one’s life inside one’s home.

What’s to stop an armed thug from disguising himself as a pizza guy or Mormon? I mean it’s a terrifying and scary world out there - just turn the TV on and you’ll see what I mean. It’s absolutely terrifying. Paralysing fear. Gut-wrenching, pants filling fear.

So really, it’s logical to shoot first, ask questions later. God will sort them out.

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2013, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-1/648729/124 "2013-02-02T20:03:18Z")

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> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#):
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> God will sort them out.

But not the court. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Kable](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ed655f/32.png) [@Kable](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kable)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2013, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-1/648729/125 "2013-02-02T22:25:57Z")

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> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#):
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> More guns. You see if the guy had a gun, he could have returned fire if she had shot at him. Then, whoever was left alive could have been lauded as a hero, since the dead person was obviously a criminal, and deserved to get shot. If he was killed, she was a hero for defending her home from a criminal. If she was killed, then he was a hero for defending himself against a crazy woman with a gun, shooting at anything that moved. Win-Win!

No, she should have been disarmed! Or how about this stupid gun owner? She had called 911, shouldn’t she have just waited for the police to rescue her?

https://www.youtube.com/embed/_NJQK2BscIg?feature=oembed&wmode=opaque&list=PLSw0sjngejk4zIZTU40pH-4MyqCdd0I_H

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**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2013, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-1/648729/126 "2013-02-02T22:33:05Z")

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She should have given the baby the hand gun. It was way to small to handle the 12 gauge.

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**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2013, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-1/648729/127 "2013-02-03T00:01:36Z")

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> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#):
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> Pizza delivery to wrong house, Mormon, delivering flyers, neighbor telling you your cat is loose?
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> Who cares? You’re in the clear - it’s your castle, so fire away!

Man shot dead after [pulling into wrong driveway](http://www.wsbtv.com/news/news/local/warrant-23-year-old-man-fatally-shot-while-driving/nT8rm/)

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> A group of friends said they were going to pick up a girl who lived in the area to go ice skating around 10 p.m. when their GPS system sent them to the wrong home.
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> The friends said they pulled into the driveway and saw a man peer out the window. They said they waited in the car for a bit and then the man, Phillip Sailors, 69, came out of the home with a handgun, firing a round into the air.
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> “The guy came out. He went in again and he came out with a gun in his hand and he shot into the air,” 15-year-old passenger Yeson Jimenez said.
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> The friends said that’s when they tried leaving the house, and said Sailors pointed the gun at the car and shot Rodrigo Diaz, 22, who was driving the car. An arrest warrant said Sailors had a .22-caliber pistol.
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> The passengers said Sailors never asked what they were doing there.

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> Sailors’ attorney told Thomas that the man believed he and his wife were being attacked.
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> “He is very distraught over the loss of life from the defense of his home. This incident happened late in the evening hours when he was home with his wife and he assumed it was a home invasion and he maintains his innocence,” the attorney said.

Now, make no mistake, this guy is going away for a long, long time. But the problem is, the perception by many gun owners is that they are justified any time they are in fear of attack. They will be prosecuted after the fact, but that won’t bring back their innocent victims.

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**Author:** ![Kable](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ed655f/32.png) [@Kable](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kable)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2013, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-1/648729/128 "2013-02-03T00:24:03Z")

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Hey, let’s all make fun of this 72 year old man who thinks he can pay hero with his concealed pistol!

https://www.youtube.com/embed/P6pYEJhIFxQ?feature=oembed&wmode=opaque&list=PLSw0sjngejk4zIZTU40pH-4MyqCdd0I_H

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2013, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-1/648729/129 "2013-02-03T00:29:08Z")

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> [@Fear\_Itself](#):
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> the perception by many gun owners is that they are justified any time they are in fear of attack.

I hope not. I believe you are correct in that case, however.  
Perhaps there should be a license to own firearms involving a test about this sort of thing and an annual background check..  
That would close the so called “gun show loophole” and make owners aware of the legislation concerning shooting at someone.  
I can shoot an intruder in my house if I am in fear of my life, but I can’t (nor would I want to) chase him out into the street and shoot him.

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**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2013, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-1/648729/130 "2013-02-03T00:31:12Z")

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> [@Kable](#):
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> Hey, let’s all make fun of this 72 year old man who thinks he can pay hero with his concealed pistol!
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> [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6pYEJhIFxQ&list=PLSw0sjngejk4zIZTU40pH-4MyqCdd0I\_H&index=3](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6pYEJhIFxQ&list=PLSw0sjngejk4zIZTU40pH-4MyqCdd0I_H&index=3)

Wow! Once upon a time, a gun worked the way it does on TV and killed the bad guy. Tell us another one, Uncle **Kable**!

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**Author:** ![Kable](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ed655f/32.png) [@Kable](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kable)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2013, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-1/648729/131 "2013-02-03T00:37:56Z")

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> [@Fear\_Itself](#):
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> Wow! Once upon a time, a gun worked the way it does on TV and killed the bad guy. Tell us another one, Uncle **Kable**!

Pretty cool huh! Here you go.

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcLo\_TGy7pA&list=PLSw0sjngejk4zIZTU40pH-4MyqCdd0I\_H](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcLo_TGy7pA&list=PLSw0sjngejk4zIZTU40pH-4MyqCdd0I_H)

Let me know if you want another!

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2013, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-1/648729/132 "2013-02-03T00:38:23Z")

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Oh, sure, you liberals are all about the Wal-Mart worker, until one is getting stabbed, then you don’t care unless the stabber gets shot by an illegal alien on Medicare!

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2013, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-1/648729/133 "2013-02-03T00:48:40Z")

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> [@elucidator](#):
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> Oh, sure, you liberals are all about the Wal-Mart worker, until one is getting stabbed, then you don’t care unless the stabber gets shot by an illegal alien on Medicare!

It depends if the price of WalMart socks goes up.

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2013, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-1/648729/134 "2013-02-03T00:51:14Z")

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> [@VinylTurnip](#):
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> > [@](#):
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> > A 26-year-old Eugene, Oregon man unintentionally shot himself in the thigh with a handgun he was openly carrying in a holster on his leg.
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> This is _exactly_ what I’m talking about when I complain that the “good guys vs. bad guys” dichotomy is overly simplistic when applied to gun rights arguments, and doesn’t reflect the complex reality. Clearly, this was a good man defending himself against a bad thigh.

No doubt he’s overweight and is chipping away at his excess fat one scoop at a time.

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**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2013, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-1/648729/135 "2013-02-03T06:15:06Z")

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> [@Kable](#):
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> No, she should have been disarmed! Or how about this stupid gun owner? She had called 911, shouldn’t she have just waited for the police to rescue her?
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> [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=\_NJQK2BscIg&list=PLSw0sjngejk4zIZTU40pH-4MyqCdd0I\_H&feature=mh\_lolz](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NJQK2BscIg&list=PLSw0sjngejk4zIZTU40pH-4MyqCdd0I_H&feature=mh_lolz)

Are you just trying to prove that you’re the dumbest gun rights proponent on the intarwebz?

Your linked story isn’t about a gun owner at all. And you keep posting strawmen like you live in a hayfield.

How do you find your mouth with the food? I mean, your posts are giving the impression that you’re a fucking idiot. Do you even understand _why_ you look like an idiot?

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**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2013, 10:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-1/648729/136 "2013-02-03T10:15:42Z")

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> [@VinylTurnip](#):
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> This is _exactly_ what I’m talking about when I complain that the “good guys vs. bad guys” dichotomy is overly simplistic when applied to gun rights arguments, and doesn’t reflect the complex reality. Clearly, this was a good man defending himself against a bad thigh.

That’s hardly fair. His leg wasn’t even armed.

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2013, 10:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-1/648729/137 "2013-02-03T10:51:22Z")

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> [@Jack\_Batty](#):
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> That’s hardly fair. His leg wasn’t even armed.

Yeah, but there’s a right to bear _arms_, not bear _legs_; so it’s just tough luck for any legs that get uppity.

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**Author:** ![Ca3799](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9f8e36/32.png) [@Ca3799](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ca3799)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2013, 11:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-1/648729/138 "2013-02-03T11:23:15Z")

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Military hero, elite navy Seal, author of “American Sniper”, shot and killed at gun range: [http://www.wfaa.com/news/crime/rough-creek-189536271.html](http://www.wfaa.com/news/crime/rough-creek-189536271.html)

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**Author:** ![Bill\_Door](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/50afbb/32.png) [@Bill\_Door](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bill_Door)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2013, 11:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-1/648729/139 "2013-02-03T11:40:31Z")

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> [@Ca3799](#):
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> Military hero, elite navy Seal, author of “American Sniper”, shot and killed at gun range: [http://www.wfaa.com/news/crime/rough-creek-189536271.html](http://www.wfaa.com/news/crime/rough-creek-189536271.html)

Probably have to demote him to second deadliest U.S. sniper.

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**Author:** ![Kable](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ed655f/32.png) [@Kable](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kable)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2013, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-1/648729/140 "2013-02-03T12:43:20Z")

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> [@Bill\_Door](#):
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> Probably have to demote him to second deadliest U.S. sniper.

That’s hilarious! Imagine how funny it would have been if this girl didn’t have a gun.

https://www.youtube.com/embed/VPfz7ENFUB0?feature=oembed&wmode=opaque&list=UU02JJcAx3xXhXflFI_wgZ6g

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