# Stupid Gun news of the day (Part 2)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-2/958428>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [January 26, 2022, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-2/958428 "2022-01-26T17:10:54Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![smithsb](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smithsb/32/12107_2.png) [@smithsb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smithsb)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2022, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-2/958428/581 "2022-10-10T12:50:36Z")

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**Every word in this article is an indictment against gun manufacturers, their shills, and the bogus 2nd amendment monsters.**

> **[Texas Man Fatally Shot Wife as She Filed Domestic Violence Complaint Against Him](https://jezebel.com/texas-man-fatally-shot-wife-as-she-filed-domestic-viole-1849634871)**
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> Gregory Hightower, a 37-year-old Navy recruiter, killed his wife while she was holding their baby and talking to investigators.

“Gregory Hightower shot and injured one of the two Naval Criminal Investigative Service agents who had been talking to his wife, and they both fired back, hitting him in the stomach. In addition to the infant, the couple’s 3-year-old was in their home at the time. Hightower fled the scene after taking a bullet to the stomach and escaped in his car. Deputies shot and killed him three hours later.”

“.The situation is particularly dire in Texas, which allows permitless carry and where more than 90 percent of women murdered by men “are killed by someone they know as boyfriends, husbands, former relationships, or as stalkers,” according to Texas Gun Sense.”

“An Everytown for Gun Safety study found that domestic abusers who own firearms are five times more likely to kill their partners, and r **oughly 70 women are shot and killed by an intimate partner each month.** Domestic abusers are also extremely dangerous to the public writ large: A full two-thirds of mass shootings in America are linked to domestic violence.”

bolding mine

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**Author:** ![CookingWithGas](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cookingwithgas/32/485_2.png) [@CookingWithGas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CookingWithGas)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2022, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-2/958428/582 "2022-10-10T13:30:24Z")

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“But we need guns to protect our family! And also to kill them.”

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2022, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-2/958428/583 "2022-10-10T14:24:52Z")

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> [@smithsb](#):
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> they both fired back, hitting him in the stomach.

I call bullshit. Although they may have fired back, hitting him in the abdomen, do they truly mean to imply they know a specific organ within the abdomen which was hit?

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2022, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-2/958428/584 "2022-10-10T14:42:16Z")

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There was the person who recently bungled their sentence structure when they seemed to saying that they would save their grandchildren by killing them. I believe “them” was meant to refer to previously mentioned baddies, but it did not scan that way.

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**Author:** ![Dewey\_Finn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dewey_finn/32/4222_2.png) [@Dewey\_Finn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Finn)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2022, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-2/958428/585 "2022-10-10T14:44:46Z")

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> [@kayaker](#):
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> > [@smithsb](#):
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> > they both fired back, hitting him in the stomach.
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> I call bullshit. Although they may have fired back, hitting him in the abdomen, do they truly mean to imply they know a specific organ within the abdomen which was hit?

I think people may use “stomach” when they really mean abdomen.

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2022, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-2/958428/586 "2022-10-10T15:06:00Z")

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> [@Dewey\_Finn](#):
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> I think people may use “stomach” when they really mean abdomen

I can understand a little kid doing this, but a journalist? Not acceptable.

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**Author:** ![CookingWithGas](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cookingwithgas/32/485_2.png) [@CookingWithGas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CookingWithGas)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2022, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-2/958428/587 "2022-10-10T16:25:49Z")

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It’s not a medical article. This will be commonly understood by the average reader to mean “midsection.” Nobody expects a sentence like “He was shot in the duodenum.”

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**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2022, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-2/958428/588 "2022-10-10T19:44:02Z")

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Y’all folk _do_ understand what is it that **kayaker** is clearly riffing upon(\*), right? Or is this some sort of metawhoosh?

(\* no judgement made or implied about the cleverness or lack thereof of said riff 😅 )

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**Author:** ![Dandan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@Dandan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dandan)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2022, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-2/958428/589 "2022-10-10T19:51:21Z")

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> [@kayaker](#):
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> > [@smithsb](#):
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> > they both fired back, hitting him in the stomach.
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> I call bullshit. Although they may have fired back, hitting him in the abdomen, do they truly mean to imply they know a specific organ within the abdomen which was hit?

How qabout belly? Belly works for me.

Dan

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**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2022, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-2/958428/590 "2022-10-10T19:52:02Z")

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I don’t, but it does sound a bit Dwight Schrute’y?

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**Author:** ![Babale](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/babale/32/15666_2.png) [@Babale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Babale)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2022, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-2/958428/591 "2022-10-10T20:25:07Z")

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He’s making fun of the (checks what forum we in) idiots who say stuff like “if you don’t know the difference between a clip and a magazine you shouldn’t weigh in on gun control”

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**Author:** ![Dewey\_Finn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dewey_finn/32/4222_2.png) [@Dewey\_Finn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Finn)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2022, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-2/958428/592 "2022-10-10T20:31:14Z")

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Assuming that’s what was intended, it was clearly too subtle for me to notice.

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2022, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-2/958428/593 "2022-10-10T20:37:09Z")

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Subtle.

That’s me, Herc, that’s me!

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**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2022, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-2/958428/594 "2022-10-10T20:41:42Z")

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Yeah, I didn’t catch that. Still think it sounds like Dwight Schrute.

[![](https://i.imgflip.com/teg02.jpg) ](https://i.imgflip.com/teg02.jpg)

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**Author:** ![Babale](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/babale/32/15666_2.png) [@Babale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Babale)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2022, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-2/958428/595 "2022-10-10T20:55:40Z")

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> [@wguy123](#):
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> Still think it sounds like Dwight Schrute.

Well yes, the idiots going on about clips and magazines sound a lot like Dwight, too.

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**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2022, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-2/958428/596 "2022-10-10T20:56:47Z")

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I am 100% in agreement with you.

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**Author:** ![CookingWithGas](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cookingwithgas/32/485_2.png) [@CookingWithGas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CookingWithGas)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2022, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-2/958428/597 "2022-10-11T14:35:20Z")

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Me two.

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**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2022, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-2/958428/598 "2022-10-12T00:28:14Z")

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From the generic Stupid MFers thread: In the middle of a running road rage incident, one driver opens fire, hitting an occupant in the other. Naturally, retaliation in kind ensues.

> [@Omnibus Stupid MFers in the news thread](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread/931945/4669):
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> Florida Men shoot each other’s passenger daughters during road rage.
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> [https://justsentinel.com/two-fathers-shot-each-others-daughters-during-a-road-rage-incident/](https://justsentinel.com/two-fathers-shot-each-others-daughters-during-a-road-rage-incident/)

> Allison told investigators that he just wanted to “get out of the whole scenario,” which is why he fired the shot.

Obviously the very first thought being “the way to get out of a threat situation is to use my firearm to make the other person back off in fear for their lives” as opposed to simply _disengaging from the vehicular dogfight_ by **being the one who backs off first**.

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2022, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-2/958428/599 "2022-10-12T00:54:12Z")

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> [@JRDelirious](#):
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> Obviously the very first thought being “the way to get out of a threat situation is to use my firearm to make the other person back off in fear for their lives” as opposed to simply _disengaging from the vehicular dogfight_ by **being the one who backs off first**.

_I gots these here dangly bits that I gots to prove as they is dangling there!_

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**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2022, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-2/958428/600 "2022-10-12T05:51:31Z")

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Maybe someday they’ll learn it isn’t about who _has_ the bigger dick but who _is_ the bigger dick.

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