# Stupid Gun news of the day (Part 2)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-2/958428>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [January 26, 2022, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-2/958428 "2022-01-26T17:10:54Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2023, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-2/958428/1441 "2023-10-04T15:17:02Z")

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> [@kayaker](#):
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> I always just say, good afternoon everyone.

BORING!!!

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2023, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-2/958428/1442 "2023-10-04T16:07:39Z")

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To be fair, he _did_ get everyone’s attention.

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**Author:** ![Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mundane_super_hero/32/6304_2.png) [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundane_Super_Hero)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2023, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-2/958428/1443 "2023-10-04T16:51:24Z")

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Looks like he picked the wrong week to stop shooting glue…

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**Author:** ![Mighty\_Mouse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mighty_mouse/32/7776_2.png) [@Mighty\_Mouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mighty_Mouse)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2023, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-2/958428/1444 "2023-10-04T17:01:44Z")

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Was this a shotgun wedding?

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2023, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-2/958428/1445 "2023-10-04T17:05:00Z")

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> [@Mighty\_Mouse](#):
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> Was this a shotgun wedding? -

Not if one only had a derringer.

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**Author:** ![Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mundane_super_hero/32/6304_2.png) [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundane_Super_Hero)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2023, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-2/958428/1446 "2023-10-04T17:10:39Z")

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> [@running\_coach](#):
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> Not if one only had a derringer.

It’s not the size; it’s the motion of the hammer…

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**Author:** ![Railer13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/railer13/32/9742_2.png) [@Railer13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Railer13)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2023, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-2/958428/1447 "2023-10-04T17:43:41Z")

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> [@wguy123](#):
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> Can’t believe this wasn’t in Florida.

But it was in Texas, which would have been everybody’s next guess.

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**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2023, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-2/958428/1448 "2023-10-04T17:58:15Z")

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> [@Railer13](#):
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> But it was in Texas, which would have been everybody’s next guess.

It’s a bit confusing, but I believe the good-guy-with-a-gun wedding officiant is from TX, but the wedding was in Nebraska.

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**Author:** ![Railer13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/railer13/32/9742_2.png) [@Railer13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Railer13)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2023, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-2/958428/1449 "2023-10-04T18:13:06Z")

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> [@wguy123](#):
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> but the wedding was in Nebraska.

You’re right, my bad. I saw Texas, and I saw Denton, and assumed the obvious.

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**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2023, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-2/958428/1450 "2023-10-04T19:18:30Z")

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It was Texas man though. Kissing cousin of Florida man.

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**Author:** ![Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mundane_super_hero/32/6304_2.png) [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundane_Super_Hero)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2023, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-2/958428/1451 "2023-10-04T19:22:14Z")

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That’s one truly awful disease vector…

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**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2023, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-2/958428/1452 "2023-10-04T19:28:58Z")

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Eh, can’t help but think, if it had been a gender reveal it would have involved High Explosives and burned down half the town.

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**Author:** ![Ponderoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponderoid/32/19221_2.png) [@Ponderoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponderoid)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2023, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-2/958428/1453 "2023-10-04T20:30:42Z")

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> [@Railer13](#):
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> and I saw Denton,

The home of happiness!

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**Author:** ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2023, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-2/958428/1454 "2023-10-04T22:26:41Z")

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You mean like this:

A pilot has died after the plane he was flying as part of a gender reveal party in Mexico crashed on Sunday. Video posted online shows the plane releasing pink smoke as it flies over a couple waiting in front of a sign that reads “Oh baby,” surrounded by pink and blue balloons.Sep 5, 2023

But there was no gun. As far as I know.

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**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2023, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-2/958428/1455 "2023-10-04T22:57:19Z")

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More like [this](https://www.newsweek.com/border-patrol-wildfire-sawmill-gender-reveal-party-tannerite-dennis-dickey-1145272). (“Border Agent Starts 47,000-Acre Wildfire By Shooting Exploding Target at Gender Reveal Party”)

Comparatively, the wedding was sedate.

But really, to get the crowd to pay attention, whatever happened to tapping a glass with your butter knife, or with waving your mic in front of the speaker to create a loud feedback…

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**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2023, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-2/958428/1456 "2023-10-04T22:58:37Z")

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> [@JRDelirious](#):
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> But really, to get the crowd to pay attention, whatever happened to tapping a glass with your butter knife,

Butter knives are for sissies.

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**Author:** ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2023, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-2/958428/1457 "2023-10-04T23:00:23Z")

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Oh my. I’d never heard of this one.

Man we are a stupid species.

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**Author:** ![Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mundane_super_hero/32/6304_2.png) [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundane_Super_Hero)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2023, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-2/958428/1458 "2023-10-04T23:12:46Z")

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> [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](#):
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> You mean like this:
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> A pilot has died after the plane he was flying as part of a gender reveal party in Mexico crashed on Sunday. Video posted online shows the plane releasing pink smoke as it flies over a couple waiting in front of a sign that reads “Oh baby,” surrounded by pink and blue balloons.Sep 5, 2023
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> But there was no gun. As far as I know.

There is no video that I can find to post, but that does remind me of a certain scene in the movie “Always” (1989). Something something… John Goodman in a lawn chair… and the drop of a load of pink dyed water that was supposed to measure how close “water-bomber” pilots could get to hot spots in forest fires.

Again, no gun. Which might explain why John Goodman didn’t kill him…

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2023, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-2/958428/1459 "2023-10-04T23:53:09Z")

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> [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](#):
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> You mean like this:
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> A pilot has died after the plane he was flying as part of a gender reveal party in Mexico crashed on Sunday. Video posted online shows the plane releasing pink smoke as it flies over a couple waiting in front of a sign that reads “Oh baby,” surrounded by pink and blue balloons.Sep 5, 2023
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> But there was no gun. As far as I know.

Maybe the pilot gunned the engine at the wrong time.

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2023, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-gun-news-of-the-day-part-2/958428/1460 "2023-10-05T00:23:31Z")

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I got that. 😄

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