# Stupid Hitler Idea of the Day **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 22, 2013, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-hitler-idea-of-the-day/674561 "2013-11-22T20:39:50Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Steophan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steophan/32/9595_2.png) [@Steophan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steophan)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2013, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-hitler-idea-of-the-day/674561/21 "2013-11-25T02:56:06Z")
> [@Trinopus](#): > > How do we know Churchill wasn’t farting in the champagne bath? That wasn’t champagne… ---
**Author:** ![mascaroni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/dc4da7/32.png) [@mascaroni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mascaroni)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2013, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-hitler-idea-of-the-day/674561/22 "2013-11-25T17:18:36Z")
> [@Trinopus](#): > > How do we know Churchill wasn’t farting in the champagne bath? Undoubtedly he did - and I’d imagine they were Big, Brash, British farts which would turn the bathwater as bubbly as the Champers in his glass. Odourless of course, as loud farts tend to be, and “even if there were an odour, I shay thish to you now… even if there were an odour the chigar shmoke would have mashked it” I would imagine the teetotal, non-smoking, vegetarian Hitler would have sidled up to Rudolf Hess, dropped a Silent But Violent one and, when Hess caught the full force of it screamed “He Who Smelt It Dealt It” at him. Which is probably why Hess flew to Scotland. _I’m still working on cites…_ ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2013, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-hitler-idea-of-the-day/674561/23 "2013-11-25T17:25:11Z")
You know who else was still working on cites? > [@dropzone](#): > > THAT is funny! Or am I showing my nerdly roots? Taught my father and brother to play one Christmas and they immediately formed an alliance to wipe me out. I love my family. > > The Japanese never tried invading North America from Kamchatka, either. That turns out to be harder than you think - just as, whatever the Diplomacy board may suggest, it turns out to be quite hard in real life to invade St Petersburg/Leningrad from Norway, even if you have a battle fleet in the Barents Sea to support you. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2013, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-hitler-idea-of-the-day/674561/24 "2013-11-25T19:29:26Z")
Two Hitler stories in the news today: 1. [The “Hitler”, an annual Italian animal rights award](http://www.gazzettadelsud.it/news/70346/European-MP-denounces--Hitler-award--from-Italian-group.html), was bestowed to > [@](#): > > … the former tourism minister Michela Vittoria Brambilla for her work as an animal welfare activist. … 1. [Yorkshire dog looks just like Hitler.](http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2513186/Heel-Hitler-Patch-puppy-dead-ringer-Fuhrer--owner-insists-hes-gentlest-litter.html) Even the lips! ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2013, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-hitler-idea-of-the-day/674561/25 "2013-11-25T22:53:07Z")
> [@Boyo\_Jim](#): > > And for a bit more fun – [Hitler Learns Obamacare Won’t Let Him Keep His Doctor.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgqcra7el14) Holy mother of Jesus that was fucking hilarious. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2013, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-hitler-idea-of-the-day/674561/26 "2013-11-26T19:32:50Z")
Investor’s Business Day editorial: [Iran Nuclear Deal Worst News Since Hitler Appeasement](http://news.investors.com/ibd-editorials/112513-680585-deal-with-iran-is-deal-with-the-devil.htm) ---
**Author:** ![Death\_of\_Rats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a6a055/32.png) [@Death\_of\_Rats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Death_of_Rats)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2013, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-hitler-idea-of-the-day/674561/27 "2013-11-26T20:02:24Z")
> [@GIGObuster](#): > > "Russian front… Not a good idea, Hitler never played Risk when he was a kid… " - Eddie Izard. > > [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpcxfsjIIbM](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpcxfsjIIbM) > (Not for work language warning) “I’ve got a new plan!” \ "“No, wait! It’s the same plan! It’s the same plan!” \ ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2013, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-hitler-idea-of-the-day/674561/28 "2013-11-27T19:32:55Z")
[Hillary Clinton is like Hitler, Stalin AND bin Laden.](http://www.seacoastonline.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20131126/OPINION/311260363/-1/NEWSMAP) ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2013, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-hitler-idea-of-the-day/674561/29 "2013-12-04T20:40:30Z")
[New Hitler comedy scheduled for release in 2015](http://pjmedia.com/lifestyle/2013/12/04/70-years-counting-hitler-is-still-hot/). Hitler as a game show contestant. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2013, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-hitler-idea-of-the-day/674561/30 "2013-12-05T21:17:07Z")
[Miley Cyrus can be compared to Hitler](http://www.independent.ie/lifestyle/is-miley-really-the-worlds-most-influential-person-29806678.html), as she’s in the running (and allegedly leading in the public polls) to be _Time Magazine_’s **Person of the Year**. ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2013, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-hitler-idea-of-the-day/674561/31 "2013-12-05T21:25:49Z")
> [@Boyo\_Jim](#): > > [New Hitler comedy scheduled for release in 2015](http://pjmedia.com/lifestyle/2013/12/04/70-years-counting-hitler-is-still-hot/). Hitler as a game show contestant. I’ll take “Jewish Bolshevism” for $500, Alex! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-hitler-idea-of-the-day/674561.md?page=1)