That wasn’t champagne…
Undoubtedly he did - and I’d imagine they were Big, Brash, British farts which would turn the bathwater as bubbly as the Champers in his glass. Odourless of course, as loud farts tend to be, and “even if there were an odour, I shay thish to you now… even if there were an odour the chigar shmoke would have mashked it”
I would imagine the teetotal, non-smoking, vegetarian Hitler would have sidled up to Rudolf Hess, dropped a Silent But Violent one and, when Hess caught the full force of it screamed “He Who Smelt It Dealt It” at him.
Which is probably why Hess flew to Scotland.
I’m still working on cites…
You know who else was still working on cites?
That turns out to be harder than you think - just as, whatever the Diplomacy board may suggest, it turns out to be quite hard in real life to invade St Petersburg/Leningrad from Norway, even if you have a battle fleet in the Barents Sea to support you.
Two Hitler stories in the news today:
- The “Hitler”, an annual Italian animal rights award, was bestowed to
- Yorkshire dog looks just like Hitler. Even the lips!
Holy mother of Jesus that was fucking hilarious.
Investor’s Business Day editorial:
Iran Nuclear Deal Worst News Since Hitler Appeasement
“I’ve got a new plan!” <invades Russia> "“No, wait! It’s the same plan! It’s the same plan!” <runs away>
New Hitler comedy scheduled for release in 2015. Hitler as a game show contestant.
Miley Cyrus can be compared to Hitler, as she’s in the running (and allegedly leading in the public polls) to be Time Magazine’s Person of the Year.
I’ll take “Jewish Bolshevism” for $500, Alex!