# Stupid liberal idea of the day

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-liberal-idea-of-the-day/579086>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [April 20, 2011, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-liberal-idea-of-the-day/579086 "2011-04-20T15:35:49Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2015, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-liberal-idea-of-the-day/579086/4301 "2015-12-22T04:33:53Z")

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> [@elucidator](#):
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> You guys are being pretty rough on him. Its time for someone to say something nice about **Clothy**. Really is.

I’ll say something nice - aside from politics, he seems like a decent guy, from what I can tell from his posts.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2015, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-liberal-idea-of-the-day/579086/4302 "2015-12-22T04:35:37Z")

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> [@elucidator](#):
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> You guys are being pretty rough on him. Its time for someone to say something nice about **Clothy**. Really is.

For a Texan Republican, he sure doesn’t sweat much.

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**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2015, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-liberal-idea-of-the-day/579086/4303 "2015-12-22T04:36:06Z")

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> [@elucidator](#):
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> You guys are being pretty rough on him. Its time for someone to say something nice about **Clothy**. Really is.

Genuinely, I admire him for his dedication to the kids he teaches self-defense. I agree with him on almost NOTHING politically or socially, but that I’ll gladly pat him on the back for.

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2015, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-liberal-idea-of-the-day/579086/4304 "2015-12-22T05:11:01Z")

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> [@elucidator](#):
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> You guys are being pretty rough on him. Its time for someone to say something nice about **Clothy**. Really is.

Umm … he is not **SA**?

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**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2015, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-liberal-idea-of-the-day/579086/4305 "2015-12-22T14:04:49Z")

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> [@elucidator](#):
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> You guys are being pretty rough on him. Its time for someone to say something nice about **Clothy**. Really is.

_checks watch_

Oh man, look at the time. Sorry, gotta run.

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**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2015, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-liberal-idea-of-the-day/579086/4306 "2015-12-22T17:08:06Z")

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> [@Superdude](#):
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> I’m of the opinion that **Clothy** has trouble spelling his name correctly. If you were to give him and a doorknob IQ tests, my money would be on the doorknob.
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> Or, as my late father used to say, “that idiot couldn’t spell ‘cat’ if you spotted him the C and the A.”

Really? Dude, do you even know the origin of my nick? You should learn it. But since you have issues, I’ll educate you.

Clothahump is a character in the Spellsinger novel series by Alan Dean Foster. He is the Aged Turtle Wizard, the smartest creature alive. And that’s why my nick is so appropriate here, because I am surrounded by mouth-breathing retards with room temperature IQs, whose first resort is to post bullshit like yours rather than argue issues with me.

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**Author:** ![Budget\_Player\_Cadet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/budget_player_cadet/32/205_2.png) [@Budget\_Player\_Cadet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Budget_Player_Cadet)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2015, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-liberal-idea-of-the-day/579086/4307 "2015-12-22T17:18:17Z")

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> [@Clothahump](#):
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> Really? Dude, do you even know the origin of my nick? You should learn it. But since you have issues, I’ll educate you.
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> Clothahump is a character in the Spellsinger novel series by Alan Dean Foster. He is the Aged Turtle Wizard, the smartest creature alive. And that’s why my nick is so appropriate here, because I am surrounded by mouth-breathing retards with room temperature IQs, whose first resort is to post bullshit like yours rather than argue issues with me.

Well there you go - something nice about Clothahump.

Can we not do that again? It makes me feel all icky, like watching a crippled retard fellate themselves.

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2015, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-liberal-idea-of-the-day/579086/4308 "2015-12-22T17:20:09Z")

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Pics, or it didn’t happen.

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**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2015, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-liberal-idea-of-the-day/579086/4309 "2015-12-22T17:33:17Z")

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> [@Clothahump](#):
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> Really? Dude, do you even know the origin of my nick? You should learn it. But since you have issues, I’ll educate you.
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> Clothahump is a character in the Spellsinger novel series by Alan Dean Foster. He is the Aged Turtle Wizard, the smartest creature alive. And that’s why my nick is so appropriate here, because I am surrounded by mouth-breathing retards with room temperature IQs, whose first resort is to post bullshit like yours rather than argue issues with me.

I’ve tried arguing issues with you many times, but unfortunately you don’t seem too interested. You seem to go straight to “insult the libs” when any of your assertions are challenged, from my memory.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2015, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-liberal-idea-of-the-day/579086/4310 "2015-12-22T17:45:23Z")

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> [@Clothahump](#):
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> Really? Dude, do you even know the origin of my nick? You should learn it. But since you have issues, I’ll educate you.
> 
> Clothahump is a character in the Spellsinger novel series by Alan Dean Foster. He is the Aged Turtle Wizard, the smartest creature alive. And that’s why my nick is so appropriate here, because I am surrounded by mouth-breathing retards with room temperature IQs, whose first resort is to post bullshit like yours rather than argue issues with me.

Which explains your severe hatred of anything you percieve as liberal.  
You went casting for a engineer to help save your world and instead, due to political correctness, you got a wannabe rock singer who worked as a “sanitation engineer” and you’re still bitter at how easily you were fooled.

It also exposed the fact that you were not the world’s most powerful wizard but rather a somewhat senile shadow of your former self.

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2015, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-liberal-idea-of-the-day/579086/4311 "2015-12-22T18:46:52Z")

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> [@Clothahump](#):
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> And that’s why my nick is so appropriate here, because I am surrounded by mouth-breathing retards with room temperature IQs, whose first resort is to post bullshit like yours rather than argue issues with me.

“Argue issues with you”? Seriously? _You_ dump some moronic link to Breitbart about something Obama didn’t actually do and then show up three days later to say “nuh uh” to somebody who points out what really happened. You’ve never posted _anything_ substantive to this board on political topics.

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**Author:** ![Lobohan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobohan/32/79_2.png) [@Lobohan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobohan)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2015, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-liberal-idea-of-the-day/579086/4312 "2015-12-22T18:51:43Z")

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> [@Clothahump](#):
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> Really? Dude, do you even know the origin of my nick? You should learn it. But since you have issues, I’ll educate you.
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> Clothahump is a character in the Spellsinger novel series by Alan Dean Foster. He is the Aged Turtle Wizard, the smartest creature alive. And that’s why my nick is so appropriate here, because I am surrounded by mouth-breathing retards with room temperature IQs, whose first resort is to post bullshit like yours rather than argue issues with me.

Instead of spell components in your plastron-drawers, you’ve got Sean Hannity up your ass.

Very similar, really.

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**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2015, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-liberal-idea-of-the-day/579086/4313 "2015-12-22T19:27:03Z")

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> [@running\_coach](#):
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> It also exposed the fact that you were not the world’s most powerful wizard but rather a somewhat senile shadow of your former self.

Liberals are afoot. They’re lousy flyers.

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**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2015, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-liberal-idea-of-the-day/579086/4314 "2015-12-23T04:33:40Z")

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> [@Clothahump](#):
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> Really? Dude, do you even know the origin of my nick? You should learn it. But since you have issues, I’ll educate you.
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> Clothahump is a character in the Spellsinger novel series by Alan Dean Foster. He is the Aged Turtle Wizard, the smartest creature alive. And that’s why my nick is so appropriate here, because I am surrounded by mouth-breathing retards with room temperature IQs, whose first resort is to post bullshit like yours rather than argue issues with me.

So…your nick is appropriate because you’re old and slow?

If you’re so smart/better than us “mouthbreathers,” how about demonstrating it on occasion? How about putting some independent thought into something, rather than regurgitate ideas and analyses that would cause Alex Jones to call you “out there?”

For instance, this thread. You started it off of a faulty premise, were shown that your reasoning was suspect, stuck your fingers in your ears and started saying “la la la la la” at the top of your lungs to avoid having to hear that you might actually be mistaken about something.

Since then, all you’ve done is drive-by insults and chickenfucking. I’m still waiting on you to post something, ANYTHING, of substance that justifies this thread.

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**Author:** ![Budget\_Player\_Cadet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/budget_player_cadet/32/205_2.png) [@Budget\_Player\_Cadet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Budget_Player_Cadet)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2015, 9:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-liberal-idea-of-the-day/579086/4315 "2015-12-23T09:56:17Z")

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> [@Superdude](#):
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> Since then, all you’ve done is drive-by insults and chickenfucking. I’m still waiting on you to post something, ANYTHING, of substance that justifies this thread.

Quite a feat, given that we’re on page 87.

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**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2015, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-liberal-idea-of-the-day/579086/4316 "2015-12-23T14:30:50Z")

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The Clinton campaign’s tone-deaf attempt to woo Latino voters with a list of reasons why their candidate is “just like your _abuela_” seems to have backfired nastily, but it did give rise to the excellent hashtag [“hispandering.”](http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/hillary-clintons-team-thinks-shes-just-like-your-abuela-twitter-disagrees_567988d7e4b0b958f6582047)

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**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2015, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-liberal-idea-of-the-day/579086/4317 "2015-12-23T15:32:26Z")

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#NotMyAbuela

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**Author:** ![TonySinclair](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/49beb7/32.png) [@TonySinclair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TonySinclair)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2015, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-liberal-idea-of-the-day/579086/4318 "2015-12-23T19:37:53Z")

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> [@Superdude](#):
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> Since then, all you’ve done is drive-by insults and chickenfucking. I’m still waiting on you to post something, ANYTHING, of substance that justifies this thread.

Hate to say it, but I’ve got one:

> **[Paper pulls cartoon showing Cruz's children](https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/onpolitics/2015/12/23/ted-cruz-cartoon-children-washington-post-2016-campaign/77798556/)**
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> Cruz, other Republicans protest cartoon featuring Cruz's kids

The Washington Post took complete leave of its senses and depicted Cruz’s kids as trained monkeys in an editorial cartoon. They pulled it after a few hours, but WTF were they thinking to post it at all? Imagine if it had been Obama’s kids. Whatever, I think most libs are as agape as I am, but the WaPo can’t be written off the way most of the examples in this thread can.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2015, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-liberal-idea-of-the-day/579086/4319 "2015-12-23T19:52:07Z")

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> [@TonySinclair](#):
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> Hate to say it, but I’ve got one:
> 
> [Paper pulls cartoon showing Cruz's children](http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/onpolitics/2015/12/23/ted-cruz-cartoon-children-washington-post-2016-campaign/77798556/)
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> The Washington Post took complete leave of its senses and depicted Cruz’s kids as trained monkeys in an editorial cartoon. They pulled it after a few hours, but WTF were they thinking to post it at all? Imagine if it had been Obama’s kids. Whatever, I think most libs are as agape as I am, but the WaPo can’t be written off the way most of the examples in this thread can.

To be fair, Cruz did use his kids in an ad attacking Obama which leaves the target unable to respond.  
I do agree the WaPo should not have gone where they did. That was way the hell over the line.

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**Author:** ![CannyDan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cannydan/32/548_2.png) [@CannyDan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CannyDan)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2015, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-liberal-idea-of-the-day/579086/4320 "2015-12-23T20:32:19Z")

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Agreed, definitely over the line. WaPo should know better. Or should act better, anyway. No half-measure of condemnation here! I express outrage!

OK, that’s one. I’m gonna mark this down.

And I threw in the outrage so next time friend **Bricker** demands I defend myself from accusations of never condemning slimy political actions favorable to my side, I can reply with a bold _neener - neener_. 😉

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