# Stupid liberal idea of the day

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-liberal-idea-of-the-day/579086>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [April 20, 2011, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-liberal-idea-of-the-day/579086 "2011-04-20T15:35:49Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2016, 10:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-liberal-idea-of-the-day/579086/4541 "2016-02-23T10:20:29Z")

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> [@digs](#):
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> Fair warning: when the Bernie-in-Chief appoints me Syntax Czar, the shockwaves from my Grammar Hammer™ will be felt throughout the land.

“By Grammar’s Hammer, you _shall_ be avenged!” 😉

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2016, 11:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-liberal-idea-of-the-day/579086/4542 "2016-02-23T11:44:20Z")

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> [@RTFirefly](#):
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> “By Grammar’s Hammer, you _shall_ be avenged!” 😉

_Turns highly motivated rock monster loose_

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**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2016, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-liberal-idea-of-the-day/579086/4543 "2016-02-23T15:26:46Z")

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> [@RTFirefly](#):
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> “By Grammar’s Hammer, you _shall_ be avenged!” 😉

“By Grammar’s Hammer… what savings.” [unenthusiastically cuts ribbon]

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2016, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-liberal-idea-of-the-day/579086/4544 "2016-02-23T15:53:01Z")

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> [@running\_coach](#):
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> _Turns highly motivated rock monster loose_

> [@Gyrate](#):
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> Time to review one’s Schoolhouse Rock videos again…

“miners”, not “minors”

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**Author:** ![Tim\_T-Bonham.net](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/46a35a/32.png) [@Tim\_T-Bonham.net](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tim_T-Bonham.net)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2016, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-liberal-idea-of-the-day/579086/4545 "2016-02-23T19:43:14Z")

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> [@RTFirefly](#):
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> “By Grammar’s Hammer, you _shall_ be avenged!” 😉

Gram’ma never used a hammer, she did just fine with her rolling pin.

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**Author:** ![Punoqllads](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/d2c977/32.png) [@Punoqllads](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Punoqllads)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2016, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-liberal-idea-of-the-day/579086/4546 "2016-02-26T02:18:04Z")

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Raven-Symoné says she’ll move to Canada if [any Republican is nominated for President](https://www.yahoo.com/tv/view-raven-symone-vows-leave-u-republican-gets-172210172.html?soc_src=social-sh&soc_trk=fb). My condolences, Canada.

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**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2016, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-liberal-idea-of-the-day/579086/4547 "2016-02-26T02:21:43Z")

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> [@Frank](#):
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> …  
> Frankly, …

But of course.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2016, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-liberal-idea-of-the-day/579086/4548 "2016-02-26T02:25:40Z")

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> [@Punoqllads](#):
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> Raven-Symoné says she’ll move to Canada if [any Republican is nominated for President](https://www.yahoo.com/tv/view-raven-symone-vows-leave-u-republican-gets-172210172.html?soc_src=social-sh&soc_trk=fb). My condolences, Canada.

Holy shit I thought only Republicans had a poor grasp of how the political system works.

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**Author:** ![adaher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/dec6dc/32.png) [@adaher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/adaher)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2016, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-liberal-idea-of-the-day/579086/4549 "2016-02-26T02:37:31Z")

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I think we know what she means, and I think that like other celebrities she’ll relent when she is told by her accountant that her finances will be better if she stays here. Raven’s got better things to do with her money than pay for Canadian citizens’ health care.

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**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2016, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-liberal-idea-of-the-day/579086/4550 "2016-02-26T04:18:19Z")

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> [@adaher](#):
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> Raven’s got better things to do with her money than pay for Canadian citizens’ health care.

Cite?

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2016, 10:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-liberal-idea-of-the-day/579086/4551 "2016-02-26T10:06:08Z")

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> [@Punoqllads](#):
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> Raven-Symoné says she’ll move to Canada if [any Republican is nominated for President](https://www.yahoo.com/tv/view-raven-symone-vows-leave-u-republican-gets-172210172.html?soc_src=social-sh&soc_trk=fb). My condolences, Canada.

That’s _so_…stupid.

But she’d probably pay less for her healthcare in Canada than she does now.

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**Author:** ![adaher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/dec6dc/32.png) [@adaher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/adaher)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2016, 11:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-liberal-idea-of-the-day/579086/4552 "2016-02-26T11:57:34Z")

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But she’d have to get in line in Canada. Celebrities do not wait in line!

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**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2016, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-liberal-idea-of-the-day/579086/4553 "2016-02-26T16:24:56Z")

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It’s a shame there’s no thread for “Stupid C-list celebrity–who, admittedly, is probably liberal, but we’re perfectly willing to include various Baldwins, like Stephen and Adam (who, while not related, are certainly both batshit), and obviously anyone in a Duck Dynasty, and hell, probably Bruno and Dirty Harry even though they’re not C-listers, but dammit NOT Alice Cooper because even though he’s certainly not liberal he’s still a goddamn national treasure–idea of the day.”  
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**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2016, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-liberal-idea-of-the-day/579086/4554 "2016-04-12T17:12:09Z")

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As has been all over the news this morning, Hillary Clinton [happened to be sharing the stage with NY mayor Bill de Blasio](http://in.reuters.com/article/usa-election-clinton-idINKCN0X91P4) at the annual Inner Circle Roast when he delivered the following comedic gem:

[Quote=Reuters]  
This year Leslie Odom Jr., who is black and plays Aaron Burr in the hit Broadway show “Hamilton,” participated in the skit in which Clinton kidded de Blasio about his delay in endorsing her bid for the White House.

“Sorry, Hillary, I was running on C.P. Time,” de Blasio said, referring to the phrase “colored people time” used to indicate chronic lateness.

“I don’t like jokes like that,” Odom said.

Clinton then added: “‘Cautious politician time.’ I’ve been there.”  
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Clunk. And that was not the sound of people laughing their heads off.

Well, maybe the Stupid Non-partisan Idea of the day has to do with the notion of career politicians taking away the jobs of good, hardworking American comedians.

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**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2016, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-liberal-idea-of-the-day/579086/4555 "2016-04-12T18:32:26Z")

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Written out, it’s almost cute. A little. But Hil, ghod bless her, just can’t tell a joke. Smigel, Emo Philips, and Al Franken could write her material and she’d still tank it.  
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**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2016, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-liberal-idea-of-the-day/579086/4556 "2016-04-13T15:04:17Z")

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Mild and not so much of a stupid idea, as it is poor execution. But since this thread needs all the help it can get.

[The DNC’s Equal Pay Day plan turns sour](https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/the-dncs-equal-pay-day-plan-turns-sour/2016/04/12/50945f44-00ee-11e6-b823-707c79ce3504_story.html)

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> The Democratic National Committee hatched a clever plan to draw attention Tuesday to Equal Pay Day, the annual reminder that women earn only 79 cents on average for every dollar men earn: They would sell lemonade on Capitol Hill and charge men $1 a cup but women only 79 cents.
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> But there were a few holes in the business plan — beyond the reality that men and women alike do not typically enjoy lemonade, at any price, early on a chilly and rainy morning. The Democrats, further, did not have a permit to sell, which meant they had to give the stuff away for a “suggested donation.” Nor were they aware that they would be competing with a charity selling Krispy Kreme doughnuts on the very same spot. They also, apparently, didn’t have authorization to set up their stand, which caused the station manager to call the transit police.
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> The Democrats were making a point. And so, with a Cuban cigar box for a cash register and two plastic bottles of lemonade for product, they displayed a hand-colored sign: “Lemonade. Boys $1.00, Girs 79 cents.”
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> “I forgot the L” in girls, one of the young Democrats explained.

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2016, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-liberal-idea-of-the-day/579086/4557 "2016-04-13T15:23:26Z")

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> [@andros](#):
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> Written out, it’s almost cute. A little. But Hil, ghod bless her, just can’t tell a joke. Smigel, Emo Philips, and Al Franken could write her material and she’d still tank it.  
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Even with good delivery - and even if it weren’t trading on negative racial stereotypes - that’s an awful joke. Is “C.P. time” a phrase people even use?

And you’ve reminded me of one more thing I’ll miss about Obama. The White House Correspondents Dinners are going to suck once he’s gone, no matter who wins.

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**Author:** ![Nars\_Glinley](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nars_glinley/32/8177_2.png) [@Nars\_Glinley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nars_Glinley)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2016, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-liberal-idea-of-the-day/579086/4558 "2016-04-13T15:35:19Z")

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> [@Buck\_Godot](#):
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> Mild and not so much of a stupid idea, as it is poor execution. But since this thread needs all the help it can get.
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> [The DNC’s Equal Pay Day plan turns sour](https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/the-dncs-equal-pay-day-plan-turns-sour/2016/04/12/50945f44-00ee-11e6-b823-707c79ce3504_story.html)

ISTM, that in order to really make their point, the men should have been charged less.

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**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2016, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-liberal-idea-of-the-day/579086/4559 "2016-04-13T16:05:18Z")

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> [@Gyrate](#):
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> Even with good delivery - and even if it weren’t trading on negative racial stereotypes - that’s an awful joke. Is “C.P. time” a phrase people even use?

It’s certainly not one I ever heard before.

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2016, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-liberal-idea-of-the-day/579086/4560 "2016-04-13T16:10:18Z")

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> [@Gyrate](#):
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> Even with good delivery - and even if it weren’t trading on negative racial stereotypes - that’s an awful joke. Is “C.P. time” a phrase people even use?

Yes. But it’s not a phrase non-black people are supposed to use.

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