# Stupid liberal idea of the day

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-liberal-idea-of-the-day/579086>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [April 20, 2011, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-liberal-idea-of-the-day/579086 "2011-04-20T15:35:49Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2016, 7:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-liberal-idea-of-the-day/579086/5401 "2016-08-16T07:55:06Z")

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Perhaps, but only until another liberal tries to break through your helmet of willful ignorance. Then THAT attempt will become the new stupid idea, because you refuse to acknowledge reality

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**Author:** ![adaher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/dec6dc/32.png) [@adaher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/adaher)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2016, 8:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-liberal-idea-of-the-day/579086/5402 "2016-08-16T08:31:12Z")

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> [@iiandyiiii](#):
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> More unsurprising false assertions and total bullshit from our resident bigoted bullshitter.

Except for the last part he’s got it about right. And even the last part, there are actually some pro-violence people in every pro-Palestinian movement. Although I do think most of BDS just consists of useful idiots.

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2016, 9:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-liberal-idea-of-the-day/579086/5403 "2016-08-16T09:02:11Z")

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> [@adaher](#):
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> Are there examples of Republicans getting busted through illegal info and them crying foul about it being used?

Firstly, let me just note that you appear to be trying to claim the moral high ground by asserting that Democrats haven’t been using illegally-obtained information against their opponents, which is real black-is-white stuff.

Secondly, and before you disappear over the horizon with those goalposts, let’s revisit the key points from the post which prompted your complaint about comparing the actions of the two political sides.

> [@septimus](#):
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> What irks me is the implicit assumption by Republiopathic oafs like **adaher** that Democrats should be held to a higher standard. Is it that they understand that the left is, on balance, much more moral than the right? To hold Republiopaths to any standards of truth would be like asking scorpions not to sting, but impugning Democrats is fair game. :smack:

Which is what you’ve been doing…

> [@septimus](#):
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> When apples are compared to apples, the GOP hurries to change the subject away from truth, hypocrisy, or indeed any personal-morality topic.

…and which is what you promptly did.

> [@adaher](#):
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> It’s not okay to hack that stuff, but if it becomes public that Democrats engage in some nefarious stuff when they don’t think anyone can see, that’s something the public should know and take into account.

And if it becomes public that you sexually molest kittens when you don’t think anyone can see, that’s something the public should know and take into account. Isn’t this a fun game?

Creating a hypothetical and then pretending the hypothetical is secretly true is delusional at best and malicious at worst. It certainly makes me wonder how little actual negative material you have to work with against the Democrats if you have to spend so much time on this board manufacturing malfeasance and spinning insinuations into crises.

The Democrats certainly have their issues, weaknesses and scandals, but instead of addressing those in a rational and even-handed fashion you seem unable to stop yourself from spouting the latest soundbites from Breitbart or contorting reality to fit your pre-selected narrative. Which is rather sad, because you’re clearly not a stupid person.

When Nancy Pelosi or Hillary Clinton or someone else publishes Trump’s hacked records, go wild. Until then, trying to ding the Dems for purely hypothetical hypocrisy doesn’t really benefit anyone.

> [@DerekMichaels00](#):
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> Your comment is the new stupid liberal idea of the day.

Nothing in this thread, no matter how stupid, comes close to the stupidity inherent in this statement:

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> Also, Jews are winners, not backwards losers like their neighbors.

You’re like the love child of Donald Trump and Charlie Sheen. No wonder you dislike “nuance”.

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2016, 10:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-liberal-idea-of-the-day/579086/5404 "2016-08-16T10:10:27Z")

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Back on topic: some mildly stupid liberal ideas coming from[Ebony magazine](http://www.ebony.com/entertainment-culture/simone-manuel-racism#axzz4HUDTF7kv)this week in the wake of Simone Manuel’s historic Olympic victory.

First stupid idea - repeating an urban legend:

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> They drained an entire swimming pool because Dorothy Dandridge stuck her toe in it.
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> That is why Simone Manuel is important.

The Dandridge story isn’t entirely inaccurate - it’s more likely that the hotel [merely threatened to drain the pool if she tried to use it](http://www.snopes.com/dandridge-drained-pool/) - but the toe-dipping appears to be an exaggeration.

Second stupid idea - this:

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> The long history of African Americans fear of water does not go unwarranted as the trauma from our ancestors is still deeply rooted in us today. Enslaved Africans traveling thousands of miles across the ocean, being deprived of food and water, while watching the bodies of their shipmates being cast away is still embedded in our DNA.

This weird epigenetic argument is bordering on Lamarckism. No, black people aren’t afraid of swimming because their ancestors 200-300 years ago crossed the ocean on a slave ship. If you click through the article to the link about the DNA point, it relates to an extrapolation of one tentative study suggesting that children of Holocaust survivors may reflect some genetic effects of their parents’ trauma. To claim there is a multi-generational genetic effect is, shall we say, highly speculative. It also ignores the fact that many descendants of slaves live in the Caribbean and, having ready access to the ocean, have been swimming just fine.

The rather more coherent argument, also posed in the article, is that 1) parents who swim are far more likely to teach their children to swim than parents who don’t, and 2) up until two generations ago, most black people in America were denied access to swimming facilities and thus couldn’t learn to swim. Which is why an increasing number of black children now are swimming. Which is good.

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> When we take a look over the past 100 years, our history with the “fear of water” is even more understandable. Racist product advertisements for soap—depicting Black babies as “dirty” in the before picture and coming out “clean and white” in the after picture—still circulate on the internet today. Images of segregated of water fountains based on belief that Black people had diseases that could be contracted if shared are still in our collective memories.

Those things dont promote a fear of water. They promote a fear of racist assholes (or potentially OCD tendencies to spend _more_ time washing). And they have fuck-all to do with swimming.

I’m all for recognizing the significance of Manuel’s achievement but this nonsense muddies up what could have been a decent article. Am I wrong here?

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**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2016, 11:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-liberal-idea-of-the-day/579086/5405 "2016-08-16T11:07:35Z")

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“Why don’t black people take cruises?”

Because they’re not falling for \*that \*one again.

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2016, 11:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-liberal-idea-of-the-day/579086/5406 "2016-08-16T11:12:06Z")

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To be fair, I love that joke.

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**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2016, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-liberal-idea-of-the-day/579086/5407 "2016-08-16T12:16:04Z")

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> [@adaher](#):
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> Except for the last part he’s got it about right.

No he doesn’t. And he (and you) provide no support for the assertions.

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**Author:** ![DerekMichaels00](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f14d63/32.png) [@DerekMichaels00](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DerekMichaels00)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2016, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-liberal-idea-of-the-day/579086/5408 "2016-08-17T02:04:41Z")

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here’s a new [stupid liberal idea: that Ellen DeGeneres tweeted a racist tweet](http://sports.yahoo.com/news/ellen-degeneres-defends-usain-bolt-tweet-some-claimed-was-racist-185220311.html) about Usain Bolt.

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**Author:** ![Grey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b782af/32.png) [@Grey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grey)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2016, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-liberal-idea-of-the-day/579086/5409 "2016-08-17T03:02:49Z")

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You truly are staggeringly stupid.

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2016, 8:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-liberal-idea-of-the-day/579086/5410 "2016-08-17T08:37:51Z")

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If I had a dollar for every time I’d seen or heard a “ride on or attach something to Usain Bolt to make it go fast” joke, I could probably afford to pay Usain Bolt to give me a piggyback ride. Even Bolt makes them.

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**Author:** ![Nars\_Glinley](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nars_glinley/32/8177_2.png) [@Nars\_Glinley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nars_Glinley)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2016, 11:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-liberal-idea-of-the-day/579086/5411 "2016-08-17T11:15:22Z")

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I don’t believe that **DerekMichaels00** is saying that Ellen is racist for tweeting the picture. The “stupid liberal idea” is the backlash that she is facing from others accusing her of racism.

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**Author:** ![Grey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b782af/32.png) [@Grey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grey)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2016, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-liberal-idea-of-the-day/579086/5412 "2016-08-17T12:35:43Z")

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A handful of random social media posters, who seem to exist in no obvious public role or capacity as “liberals” does not make their postings liberal ideas.

I mean if that’s what we’re going to do then lets have the SDMB clone **Clothy** ’s and **Derek** ’s posts directly into the SRIOTD thread.

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**Author:** ![Nars\_Glinley](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nars_glinley/32/8177_2.png) [@Nars\_Glinley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nars_Glinley)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2016, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-liberal-idea-of-the-day/579086/5413 "2016-08-17T13:08:18Z")

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> [@Grey](#):
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> A handful of random social media posters, who seem to exist in no obvious public role or capacity as “liberals” does not make their postings liberal ideas.
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> I mean if that’s what we’re going to do then lets have the SDMB clone **Clothy** ’s and **Derek** ’s posts directly into the SRIOTD thread.

That’s why I put “stupid liberal idea” in quotes.

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2016, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-liberal-idea-of-the-day/579086/5414 "2016-08-17T14:03:36Z")

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On that note, did we cover [W. Kamau Bell’s suggestion](http://edition.cnn.com/2016/08/04/opinions/michael-phelps-flag-bearer-w-kamau-bell/)that Michael Phelps step aside as duly-elected flagbearer in order to let Ibtihaj Muhammad carry it? I mean, sure, it would have been a nice gesture if he’d offered (and Muhammad was a close second in the vote) but Phelps was chosen and certainly worthy, and there’s no reason to compel him to hand it over by any means.

Mind you, the stupidity of the suggestion was far outweighed by the stupidity of the right-wing reaction to the suggestion, acting as if a rampaging mob of liberals had bound and gagged Phelps and handed our precious flag to one of those America-hating Mooslim types, so I suppose it was a wash overall.

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2016, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-liberal-idea-of-the-day/579086/5415 "2016-08-17T15:15:52Z")

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Odd. I thought that Mr Phelps had a couple of notes of discord with the tighty rightys. Don’t recall off hand what they were.

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**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2016, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-liberal-idea-of-the-day/579086/5416 "2016-08-17T16:20:24Z")

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> [@Gyrate](#):
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> On that note, did we cover [W. Kamau Bell’s suggestion](http://edition.cnn.com/2016/08/04/opinions/michael-phelps-flag-bearer-w-kamau-bell/)that Michael Phelps step aside as duly-elected flagbearer in order to let Ibtihaj Muhammad carry it? I mean, sure, it would have been a nice gesture if he’d offered (and Muhammad was a close second in the vote) but Phelps was chosen and certainly worthy, and there’s no reason to compel him to hand it over by any means.

One of the things I like about the Olympics is that it gives a chance for lesser-known sports, and therefore lesser-known athletes, to have a chance at the spotlight. You can’t exactly say that Phelps has been lacking in the fame and fortune department prior to these games. However, despite this being his fifth Olympics, he’d never been in the parade during the Opening Ceremonies before; his events always began the following day so he skipped it to rest up for the competition. He’s earned the honor, and this was his only chance to do it.

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**Author:** ![DerekMichaels00](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f14d63/32.png) [@DerekMichaels00](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DerekMichaels00)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2016, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-liberal-idea-of-the-day/579086/5417 "2016-08-17T17:47:31Z")

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> [@Nars\_Glinley](#):
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> I don’t believe that **DerekMichaels00** is saying that Ellen is racist for tweeting the picture. The “stupid liberal idea” is the backlash that she is facing from others accusing her of racism.

correct. The idea that the tweet was “racist” is the idea that is the stupid leftist one of the day.

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**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2016, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-liberal-idea-of-the-day/579086/5418 "2016-08-17T20:58:44Z")

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> [@Gyrate](#):
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> On that note, did we cover [W. Kamau Bell’s suggestion](http://edition.cnn.com/2016/08/04/opinions/michael-phelps-flag-bearer-w-kamau-bell/)that Michael Phelps step aside as duly-elected flagbearer in order to let Ibtihaj Muhammad carry it?

Someone has to carry it in the closing ceremonies, too - and she’s now a medalist.

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**Author:** ![DerekMichaels00](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f14d63/32.png) [@DerekMichaels00](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DerekMichaels00)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2016, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-liberal-idea-of-the-day/579086/5419 "2016-08-17T21:28:33Z")

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> [@ElvisL1ves](#):
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> Someone has to carry it in the closing ceremonies, too - and she’s now a medalist.

She got a bronze while other athletes won gold, set records, etc. They’re much more worthy of carrying it.

Where are liberals pining for a Mormon or Evangelical, to carry the flag?

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**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2016, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-liberal-idea-of-the-day/579086/5420 "2016-08-17T21:32:06Z")

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> [@DerekMichaels00](#):
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> She got a bronze while other athletes won gold, set records, etc. They’re much more worthy of carrying it.

So if she won the gold you would have been in favor of her carrying the flag?

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> Where are liberals pining for a Mormon or Evangelical, to carry the flag?

Have they historically been unrepresented among American Olympians?

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