# Stupid liberal idea of the day

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-liberal-idea-of-the-day/579086>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [April 20, 2011, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-liberal-idea-of-the-day/579086 "2011-04-20T15:35:49Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![MindsEye\_Watering](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindseye_watering/32/3619_2.png) [@MindsEye\_Watering](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MindsEye_Watering)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2017, 12:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-liberal-idea-of-the-day/579086/6241 "2017-09-20T12:06:03Z")

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> [@septimus](#):
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> You’re turn, **Humpy**.

Pffft… **Clot** will _always_ be a gutless pussy - a yellow-bellied coward, aside from being a drooling moron. We won’t see a response from that poor goober other than “fuck off.”

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**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2017, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-liberal-idea-of-the-day/579086/6242 "2017-09-20T12:55:42Z")

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> [@scr4](#):
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> You never talk to liberals in real life, do you? Or maybe you just hear what you want to hear and ignore the rest.

Unfortunately, I do have to talk to them in real life. And guess what? They whine and bitch and moan about Trump just like you guys do.

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**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2017, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-liberal-idea-of-the-day/579086/6243 "2017-09-20T13:10:15Z")

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> [@Clothahump](#):
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> Unfortunately, I do have to talk to them in real life. And guess what? They whine and bitch and moan about Trump just like you guys do.

All the liberals you know “live in a fantasy world”? None of them are reasonable, decent, and intelligent people who just happen to have reached different conclusions than you on political issues?

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2017, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-liberal-idea-of-the-day/579086/6244 "2017-09-20T13:29:38Z")

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> [@Clothahump](#):
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> Unfortunately, I do have to talk to them in real life. And guess what? They whine and bitch and moan about Trump just like you guys do.

Just to note that you’re still whining, bitching and moaning about Obama and he’s been out of office for eight months now.

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**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2017, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-liberal-idea-of-the-day/579086/6245 "2017-09-20T13:31:55Z")

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> [@running\_coach](#):
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> The jogger was real. It was the encounter that was imaginary.

I’m not even going to say that you are wrong. I am going to say that your statement is a flat-out lie. And you knew it was a lie when you posted it, but you did it anyway.

It always amuses me when I see someone appoint themselves as an expert on my life, then pontificate on whether things happened or not, or what I am thinking about any particular subject, because they ALWAYS wind up making a blithering fool of themselves while doing so. Just like you did.

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**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2017, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-liberal-idea-of-the-day/579086/6246 "2017-09-20T13:32:59Z")

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> [@MindsEye\_Watering](#):
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> Pffft… **Clot** will _always_ be a gutless pussy - a yellow-bellied coward, aside from being a drooling moron. We won’t see a response from that poor goober other than “fuck off.”

And, as usual, you would be wrong. But don’t let that stop you from continuing to make a fool of yourself.

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2017, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-liberal-idea-of-the-day/579086/6247 "2017-09-20T13:34:26Z")

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Well, in that case I look forward to your list of good things Trump has done to compare and contrast with post #6239.

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**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2017, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-liberal-idea-of-the-day/579086/6248 "2017-09-20T13:55:01Z")

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**Clothahump** why do you almost always choose to respond to the posts that insult you rather than the posts that try and engage you in reasonable discussion?

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Fun\_Ball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_fun_ball/32/17664_2.png) [@Happy\_Fun\_Ball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Fun_Ball)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2017, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-liberal-idea-of-the-day/579086/6249 "2017-09-20T14:00:08Z")

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**Clothahump** , you and I have not had much interaction over the 16 odd years (!) we have both been members here. I have read your posts on occasion and rarely found anything that I agreed with; but so what, there are a bunch of people on this board I don’t agree with. While I am sure we could find common ground on a number of issues, I am also sure that you and I would disagree on most. But now I am really curious; I do not know any Republicans who believe the current President is competent. I do know people who still believe he was the best choice for our country and support him 100%, but they don’t believe he is a good president. A subset of the list posted by **Gyrate** above are the reasons why they are disappointed with him. You are the first person who If have interacted with who I believe is sincere in their admiration for the man.

> [@Clothahump](#):
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> \<snip\> You look at 8 months of Trump being in office and the good that he is accomplishing, and all you can do is call him insane and incompetent.
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> Liberalism truly is a mental disorder. You people truly do live in fantasy worlds that bear no resemblance to reality.

I really would like to know what good things he has accomplished in the last 8 months, because I am not seeing it. When I look at his track record, I do not see him making deals for this country. I do not see him accomplishing much at all. So I sincerely want to understand your point of view. You and I both know that after you post the list, people here are going to dismiss it, deride it, contradict it and probably insult you. But I won’t. I probably won’t agree with you, and will in fact probably read what you wrote and think to myself that you are the one living in a fantasy world. But still, I am sincerely looking for some understanding of the divisions between us in the (probably vain) hope that sometime we will have a leader in this country elected by and representing a majority rather than a plurality of voters. Please post the list…

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2017, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-liberal-idea-of-the-day/579086/6250 "2017-09-20T15:04:43Z")

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**The Clothahump Algorithm**

If Criticism of Trump -\> Output: Trump won. Hillary lost. Get over it and quit whining.  
Else Output: Obama was horrible -\> Dopers demand to know reasons -\> Ignore  
Else Output: Trump is awesome -\> Dopers demand to know reasons -\> Ignore  
Else Output: All liberals are fools for not agreeing with me

If Doubt Clothahump’s account is true -\> Output: All liberals are assholes  
Else Output: Quit thinking you know what I’m thinking  
Else Output: You’re wrong and you’re making a fool of yourself

If Doper insult -\> Output: See how horrible this board has gotten?  
Else Output: Take moral high ground and wish them well  
Else Output: Another example of asshole liberals

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**Author:** ![Chisquirrel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6bbea6/32.png) [@Chisquirrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chisquirrel)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2017, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-liberal-idea-of-the-day/579086/6251 "2017-09-20T15:21:32Z")

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The fact that someone who repeatedly, almost daily, posts blatantly false accounts of everything calls someone ELSE a liar is irony beyond the scope of an Alanis Morisette song.

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**Author:** ![SaneBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e68b1a/32.png) [@SaneBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SaneBill)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2017, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-liberal-idea-of-the-day/579086/6252 "2017-09-20T15:41:42Z")

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> [@Clothahump](#):
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> I’m not even going to say that you are wrong. I am going to say that your statement is a flat-out lie. And you knew it was a lie when you posted it, but you did it anyway.

Is this a compliment ? Because flat-out lying is exactly what your hero Trump does all the time and everything he does is apparently bigly good.

> [@Gyrate](#):
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> Well, in that case I look forward to your list of good things Trump has done to compare and contrast with post #6239.

It’s right there on post #6246, after words “…fool of yourself.” And he didn’t leave a single thing out.

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**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2017, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-liberal-idea-of-the-day/579086/6253 "2017-09-20T16:11:20Z")

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> [@Clothahump](#):
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> … You look at 8 years of Obama’s fuckups …

> [@bobot](#):
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> Oh Boy I would love to hear all about it! Do you have examples?

Either I’m on Clothahump’s ignore list, or he can ignore things that aren’t even on the list.

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**Author:** ![Evil\_Economist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c89c15/32.png) [@Evil\_Economist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Economist)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2017, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-liberal-idea-of-the-day/579086/6254 "2017-09-20T16:57:07Z")

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> [@bobot](#):
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> Oh Boy I would love to hear all about it! Do you have examples?

Well, there was the time he was born in Kenya. Then there was time he failed to prevent the 9/11 terror attacks. Then there was his disastrous response to hurricane Katrina. So many many failures.

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**Author:** ![D\_Odds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/d_odds/32/2882_2.png) [@D\_Odds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/D_Odds)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2017, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-liberal-idea-of-the-day/579086/6255 "2017-09-20T17:22:35Z")

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> [@Chisquirrel](#):
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> The fact that someone who repeatedly, almost daily, posts blatantly false accounts of everything calls someone ELSE a liar is irony beyond the scope of an Alanis Morisette song.

As we now know, this is the path to the presidency.

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**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2017, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-liberal-idea-of-the-day/579086/6256 "2017-09-20T17:26:05Z")

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> [@Evil\_Economist](#):
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> Well, there was the time he was born in Kenya. Then there was time he failed to prevent the 9/11 terror attacks. Then there was his disastrous response to hurricane Katrina. So many many failures.

The biggest one being his persistent, even perverse, failure to be white.

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**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2017, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-liberal-idea-of-the-day/579086/6257 "2017-09-20T23:33:22Z")

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> [@Happy\_Fun\_Ball](#):
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> I really would like to know what good things he has accomplished in the last 8 months, because I am not seeing it…

Well, let’s start with getting Gorsuch on the Supreme Court. That is a massively good thing. And he’s appointing people to the lower courts. He might even get another SCOTUS appointment. We can only hope.

Booming economy - when he was elected, Dow-Jones was at 18000 and change. Today it’s up over 22000. I sincerely doubt we would be seeing numbers like that if Hillary had won.

Illegal immigration is down significantly.

Pulled us out of the Paris Accords.

That’ll do for a start. There’s still a load of stuff to be done. He needs to take a harder line on several things, such as getting rid of Obamacare, finish building the wall, etc. But so far, so good.

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**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2017, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-liberal-idea-of-the-day/579086/6258 "2017-09-20T23:52:20Z")

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FINISH building the wall! That’s a fucking riot. You should get an HBO special! While we’re here, how about those 8 years of Obama fuckups, care to elaborate?

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**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2017, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-liberal-idea-of-the-day/579086/6259 "2017-09-20T23:54:25Z")

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> [@Clothahump](#):
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> Well, let’s start with getting Gorsuch on the Supreme Court. That is a massively good thing. And he’s appointing people to the lower courts. He might even get another SCOTUS appointment. We can only hope.
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> Booming economy - when he was elected, Dow-Jones was at 18000 and change. Today it’s up over 22000. I sincerely doubt we would be seeing numbers like that if Hillary had won.
> 
> Illegal immigration is down significantly.
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> Pulled us out of the Paris Accords.
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> That’ll do for a start. There’s still a load of stuff to be done. He needs to take a harder line on several things, such as getting rid of Obamacare, finish building the wall, etc. But so far, so good.

Most of your “positives” seem awfully negative to me. That’s no surprise, though. You’re like a walking, talking Opposite Day for pretty much all right-thinking people…

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**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2017, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-liberal-idea-of-the-day/579086/6260 "2017-09-21T00:01:35Z")

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> [@bobot](#):
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> While we’re here, how about those 8 years of Obama fuckups, care to elaborate?

It’s obvious, isn’t it? He left a Supreme Court seat vacant, the Dow was at only 18000, illegal immigration wasn’t down enough; use your imagination.

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