# Stupid liberal idea of the day

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-liberal-idea-of-the-day/579086>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [April 20, 2011, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-liberal-idea-of-the-day/579086 "2011-04-20T15:35:49Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![AI\_Proofreader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8dc957/32.png) [@AI\_Proofreader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AI_Proofreader)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2018, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-liberal-idea-of-the-day/579086/6561 "2018-01-01T05:46:26Z")

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> [@elucidator](#):
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> Wait. Implants are _kosher_?

Now I’m imagining a rabbi walking around a warehouse blessing boxes stacked high with breast implant sacs and scribbling on a clipboard to certify that they do not contain any pork…

Of course I’m a gentile so I probably am seriously misunderstanding the kosher process but it did give me a giggle.

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**Author:** ![marshmallow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df705f/32.png) [@marshmallow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/marshmallow)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2018, 6:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-liberal-idea-of-the-day/579086/6562 "2018-01-01T06:57:39Z")

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If the OP wants to see people catalogue liberal stupidity he should definitely check out the [Shit Liberals Say sub-reddit.](https://www.reddit.com/r/ShitLiberalsSay/)

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**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2018, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-liberal-idea-of-the-day/579086/6563 "2018-01-01T18:08:24Z")

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Is that also filled with made up quotes, quotes taken out of context and/or gross misrepresentations of what people really said; all for the purpose of saying “look at those stupid people (that I had to make shit up about to make them sound stupid!)”

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2018, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-liberal-idea-of-the-day/579086/6564 "2018-01-01T19:18:18Z")

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> [@AI\_Proofreader](#):
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> Now I’m imagining a rabbi walking around a warehouse blessing boxes stacked high with breast implant sacs and scribbling on a clipboard to certify that they do not contain any pork…
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> Of course I’m a gentile so I probably am seriously misunderstanding the kosher process but it did give me a giggle.

I read somewhere that voluntarily getting a tattoo disqualifies one’s remains from burial in certain Jewish graveyards. Something about intentionally causing harm to/disfiguring one’s own body, I gathered.

Whether that’s true, or whether my speculation about the actual commandment behind the prohibition is correct, I have no idea. I’m also not sure that it falls under the heading of “Things That Are/Are Not Covered By The Laws Governing What Is _Kashrut_ And What Is _Treif_.”

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2018, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-liberal-idea-of-the-day/579086/6565 "2018-01-01T19:23:45Z")

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> [@marshmallow](#):
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> If the OP wants to see people catalogue liberal stupidity he should definitely check out the [Shit Liberals Say sub-reddit.](https://www.reddit.com/r/ShitLiberalsSay/)

> [@Chimera](#):
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> Is that also filled with made up quotes, quotes taken out of context and/or gross misrepresentations of what people really said; all for the purpose of saying “look at those stupid people (that I had to make shit up about to make them sound stupid!)”

Beats the hell out of me. I found it unnavigable, and therefore unreadable. I’ve been on this platform for eighteen years, and I’m NOT going to put forth the effort required to become fluent in ANOTHER thread format.

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2018, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-liberal-idea-of-the-day/579086/6566 "2018-01-01T20:32:29Z")

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nvm

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**Author:** ![Chisquirrel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6bbea6/32.png) [@Chisquirrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chisquirrel)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2018, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-liberal-idea-of-the-day/579086/6567 "2018-01-01T23:09:47Z")

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> [@Chimera](#):
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> Is that also filled with made up quotes, quotes taken out of context and/or gross misrepresentations of what people really said; all for the purpose of saying “look at those stupid people (that I had to make shit up about to make them sound stupid!)”

Does it have the one where the guy was brutally attacked before he could even get out of his car because of his haircut?

That one was awesome, especially after he came clean and admitted he cut himself because he’s an idiot.

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**Author:** ![septimus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/septimus/32/410_2.png) [@septimus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/septimus)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2018, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-liberal-idea-of-the-day/579086/6568 "2018-01-02T16:09:45Z")

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> [@zoid](#):
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> See, this is the problem with humpy; Even if you want to be generous and give him the benefit of the doubt, do you assume he:
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> [ul]  
> [li]Didn’t read the article and that’s why he’s misstating it?[/li][li]Read the article but didn’t understand it?[/li][li]Red the article and understood it but chose to ignore it?[/li][/ul]  
> So, at best you have to believe he’s a liar about reading the article, too stupid to comprehend it, or an immoral partisan hack who consciously chooses to repeat the lies he hears. Honestly the guy makes it impossible to cut him any slack.

**Mr. Hump** seems obsessed with lawnmower girl. What’s happening there?

Did he wish her “Merry Christmas”? Did she let him grab her pussy?

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**Author:** ![Taber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ac91a4/32.png) [@Taber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taber)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2018, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-liberal-idea-of-the-day/579086/6569 "2018-01-02T16:37:37Z")

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> [@Chimera](#):
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> Is that also filled with made up quotes, quotes taken out of context and/or gross misrepresentations of what people really said; all for the purpose of saying “look at those stupid people (that I had to make shit up about to make them sound stupid!)”

It’s Communists making fun of Capitalists, so it’s different than this thread. I’m not sure I’d say better, but certainly different.

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**Author:** ![Mr.Miskatonic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr.miskatonic/32/310_2.png) [@Mr.Miskatonic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Miskatonic)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2018, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-liberal-idea-of-the-day/579086/6570 "2018-01-02T17:39:02Z")

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> [@Chimera](#):
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> Is that also filled with made up quotes, quotes taken out of context and/or gross misrepresentations of what people really said; all for the purpose of saying “look at those stupid people (that I had to make shit up about to make them sound stupid!)”

Maybe, last time I ended up in there it was 90% “OMG LOOK AT THIS VIRTUE SIGNALER QUOTE!!!”.

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**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2018, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-liberal-idea-of-the-day/579086/6571 "2018-01-02T17:49:13Z")

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> [@Mr.Miskatonic](#):
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> Maybe, last time I ended up in there it was 90% “OMG LOOK AT THIS VIRTUE SIGNALER QUOTE!!!”.

Well, as I say about that;

Calling something ‘virtue signalling’ is really only a sign that you yourself are lacking in virtue and do not see any value in virtue or goodness. You also very likely believe that everyone else in the world is exactly like you.

In other words, you’re a piece of shit calling out someone else for thinking that they’re a good person when you don’t believe anyone is good. But that person’s actions trigger the rotted carcass of your own conscious and the only way you can distract from that internal dissonance is to mock the other party.

So henceforth translate all occurrences of ‘virtue signaling’ as the speaker saying; ‘Good god am I a piece of shit’.

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**Author:** ![septimus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/septimus/32/410_2.png) [@septimus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/septimus)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2018, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-liberal-idea-of-the-day/579086/6572 "2018-01-03T13:50:59Z")

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Political correctness is the stupid liberal idea of the decade.  
[Look at these examples.](http://nationalpost.com/news/canada/heres-all-the-innocuous-things-that-suddenly-became-racist-in-2017)  
(Many of these are from right-wing idiots rather than the lawnmower-lady clique, but the Liberal Idea thread seems lonely so I posted here. 🙂 )

- Hoop earrings are No-no: they appropriate Latino identity
- Dr. Seuss is racist
- Casting a black for _Star Wars_ is “White Genocide”
- whites mustn’t quote Beyoncé
- saying “Don’t disregard opposing viewpoints” in a commencement address is advocating white genocide
- Justin Trudeau’s pro-refugee policies “prolong the genocide of Indigenous people”
- the film _Dunkirk_ was sexist and racist: why no black women soldiers on the beach?
- a video game where shooting Nazis is a goal is “anti-white”
- Et cetera

I realize these stupidities are all far more extreme than the politically correct stupidities espoused at SDMB. But enough is enough! Let’s Live and Let Live.

Progressive thinkers with their sanctimonious p.c. ideas led to the election of Donald Trump. Please Get a Clue or Get off the keyboard.

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**Author:** ![Slash1972](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slash1972/32/6461_2.png) [@Slash1972](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slash1972)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2018, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-liberal-idea-of-the-day/579086/6573 "2018-01-03T13:57:31Z")

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I think the worst part of the Internet nowadays is that if only 1 or 2 people out of a country of 350 million say something is racist or anti-white, suddenly it means it’s true for everyone.

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**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2018, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-liberal-idea-of-the-day/579086/6574 "2018-01-03T14:30:11Z")

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I don’t know if I would say that anything that claims “White Genocide” or something is anti-white cold be classified as “liberal”.

I’ve seen the hoop earring thing and I still say it’s dumb.

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**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2018, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-liberal-idea-of-the-day/579086/6575 "2018-01-03T14:38:47Z")

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I thought wearing hoop earrings was appropriating pirate identity. Arr.

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**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2018, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-liberal-idea-of-the-day/579086/6576 "2018-01-03T14:46:46Z")

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> [@Slash1972](#):
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> I think the worst part of the Internet nowadays is that if only 1 or 2 people out of a country of 350 million say something is racist or anti-white, suddenly it means it’s true for everyone.

Word.

Meanwhile:

> [@septimus](#):
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> Casting a black for Star Wars is “White Genocide”

Star _Trek_, dammit. And, BTW, [Lt. Uhura wore hoop earrings](https://cdn.pastemagazine.com/www/articles/WOMEN-AND-STARK-TREK-50.jpg) and I’m pretty sure she wasn’t Latina.

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**Author:** ![Greathouse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/greathouse/32/2992_2.png) [@Greathouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greathouse)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2018, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-liberal-idea-of-the-day/579086/6577 "2018-01-03T15:25:00Z")

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> [@](#):
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> Star _Trek_, dammit. And, BTW, [Lt. Uhura wore hoop earrings](https://cdn.pastemagazine.com/www/articles/WOMEN-AND-STARK-TREK-50.jpg) and I’m pretty sure she wasn’t Latina.

I think he was referring to Fin in the new Star Wars trilogy.

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**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2018, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-liberal-idea-of-the-day/579086/6578 "2018-01-03T16:05:16Z")

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> [@Greathouse](#):
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> I think he was referring to Fin in the new Star Wars trilogy.

Nope. From the [linked article](http://nationalpost.com/news/canada/heres-all-the-innocuous-things-that-suddenly-became-racist-in-2017):

> [@](#):
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> But when black actress Sonequa Martin-Green was chosen as the lead in the new series Star Trek: Discovery, a choice group of alleged Trekkies decided to take it as a racial affront. “Star Trek introduces White Genocide in space,” read one complaint.

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**Author:** ![Greathouse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/greathouse/32/2992_2.png) [@Greathouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greathouse)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2018, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-liberal-idea-of-the-day/579086/6579 "2018-01-03T16:08:57Z")

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Wow, my bad.

The work web filters blocked the site, so I was making a bad assumption.

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**Author:** ![septimus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/septimus/32/410_2.png) [@septimus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/septimus)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2018, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-liberal-idea-of-the-day/579086/6580 "2018-01-03T16:33:59Z")

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Sorry about Trek --\> Wars. I think it was autocorrect. :smack:

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