# Stupid liberal idea of the day **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [April 20, 2011, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-liberal-idea-of-the-day/579086 "2011-04-20T15:35:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 47
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2012, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-liberal-idea-of-the-day/579086/921 "2012-10-04T16:23:40Z")
> [@Knorf](#): > > Wow, you’re going easy on her. Everything you said plus stomp on the pieces, douse the pieces in a nasty caustic solution, after the gas urinate on the bag, feed the chunklets left from the firing squad to the research amoebas, blast all the amoebas into the sun… And then deport the sun! ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2012, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-liberal-idea-of-the-day/579086/922 "2012-10-04T16:26:06Z")
She’s already forced to teach high school math. What could be worse than that? ---
**Author:** ![CannyDan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cannydan/32/548_2.png) [@CannyDan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CannyDan)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2012, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-liberal-idea-of-the-day/579086/923 "2012-10-04T16:36:29Z")
> [@Gyrate](#): > > She’s already forced to teach high school math. What could be worse than that? \*Now \*I’m bookmarking this thread for the next round of librul hypocrisy. (I taught high school biology. I know just how awful the punishments math teachers endure.) ---
**Author:** ![Gangster\_Octopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a8b319/32.png) [@Gangster\_Octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gangster_Octopus)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2012, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-liberal-idea-of-the-day/579086/924 "2012-10-05T17:59:37Z")
I’m not going to post links, because it is dumb. But many in the liberal blogosphere were all up-in -arms about Romney cheating during the debate, citing video showing him puling out notes, which were illegal. Except, it was a hankie. ---
**Author:** ![Knorf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58956e/32.png) [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2012, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-liberal-idea-of-the-day/579086/925 "2012-10-05T18:06:39Z")
> [@Gangster\_Octopus](#): > > I’m not going to post links, because it is dumb. But many in the liberal blogosphere were all up-in -arms about Romney cheating during the debate, citing video showing him puling out notes, which were illegal. Except, it was a hankie. Yep. Dumb. It’s a handkerchief, folks. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2012, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-liberal-idea-of-the-day/579086/926 "2012-10-05T18:23:49Z")
A handkerchief with notes sewn into it by Chinese slave laborers! ---
**Author:** ![CannyDan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cannydan/32/548_2.png) [@CannyDan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CannyDan)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2012, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-liberal-idea-of-the-day/579086/927 "2012-10-05T18:42:42Z")
I’m not going to post links, because it is dumb. But this morning many people claimed to see a flock of pigs fly over, and they were towing a banner saying ‘Liberal Hypocrisy’. For variable values of “many”. And “pigs”. Oh, and it’s a handkerchief. Does my pinko vote count? ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2012, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-liberal-idea-of-the-day/579086/928 "2012-10-23T14:43:27Z")
I’m not sure that this is the right place for it. The stupid in question is officially a Democrat but is hardly liberal. In any case I submit for your approval the case of before you the campaign of [Mark Clayton Democratic candidate for Senate](http://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/decision2012/2012s-worst-candidate-with-mark-clayton-tennessee-democrats-hit-bottom/2012/10/22/77da926e-1b8a-11e2-a146-ccabc9c85c53_story.html?hpid=z9) from the great state of Tennessee. Whose main qualification seems to be having his name begin with a “C” so that he was at the top of the Democratic primary ballot. Regarding his campaign: > [@](#): > > The Democratic nominee for the U.S. Senate in Tennessee has no campaign headquarters, a fundraising drive stuck at $278 and one yard sign. Not one type of yard sign. One sign. And with the election just days away, he has not actually put that sign in a yard. Instead, it resides inside candidate Mark Clayton’s pickup. “VOTE FOR,” the sign says. The rest is hidden by the seats. but this doesn’t bother him because as he says, > [@](#): > > Jesus did not have a campaign staff. And he had the most successful campaign in human history, … Jesus didn’t even have pictures or a Web site. Regarding his political views they are not quite boilerplate Democrat > [@](#): > > He is unusual in opposing abortion rights and same-sex marriage, but he’s downright exceptional in saying that the Transportation Security Administration “mandates [transsexuals] and homosexuals grabbing children in their stranger-danger zones.” and > [@](#): > > During Clayton’s failed Senate run in 2008, his Web site suggested that the U.S. government might be replaced with a “North American Union” and that Google was working against him at the behest of the Chinese government. ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2012, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-liberal-idea-of-the-day/579086/929 "2012-10-23T15:00:57Z")
God damn those Chinese. When are we going to stop putting up with this evil regime constantly taking over google. ---
**Author:** ![enomaj](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/59ef9b/32.png) [@enomaj](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enomaj)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2012, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-liberal-idea-of-the-day/579086/930 "2012-10-23T16:03:22Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > And then deport the sun! But no other star will work for such low wages. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2012, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-liberal-idea-of-the-day/579086/931 "2012-10-23T16:35:20Z")
You know who else didn’t have a campaign staff? ---
**Author:** ![Gangster\_Octopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a8b319/32.png) [@Gangster\_Octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gangster_Octopus)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2012, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-liberal-idea-of-the-day/579086/932 "2012-10-23T16:38:34Z")
> [@really not all that bright](#): > > you know who else didn’t have a campaign staff? Hitler!!! ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2012, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-liberal-idea-of-the-day/579086/933 "2012-10-23T16:39:59Z")
Dude, spoiler! ---
**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2012, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-liberal-idea-of-the-day/579086/934 "2012-10-23T16:54:40Z")
> [@Buck\_Godot](#): > > I’m not sure that this is the right place for it. The stupid in question is officially a Democrat but is hardly liberal. In any case I submit for your approval the case of before you the campaign of [Mark Clayton Democratic candidate for Senate](http://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/decision2012/2012s-worst-candidate-with-mark-clayton-tennessee-democrats-hit-bottom/2012/10/22/77da926e-1b8a-11e2-a146-ccabc9c85c53_story.html?hpid=z9) from the great state of Tennessee. Whose main qualification seems to be having his name begin with a “C” so that he was at the top of the Democratic primary ballot. Wow - That’s some quality crazy right there. ---
**Author:** ![Ravenman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ravenman/32/2929_2.png) [@Ravenman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ravenman)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2012, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-liberal-idea-of-the-day/579086/935 "2012-10-23T16:55:09Z")
> [@](#): > > Jesus did not have a campaign staff. Didn’t he have a staff of twelve? ---
**Author:** ![Lobohan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobohan/32/79_2.png) [@Lobohan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobohan)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2012, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-liberal-idea-of-the-day/579086/936 "2012-10-23T17:48:50Z")
> [@Ravenman](#): > > Didn’t he have a staff of twelve? Inches? ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2012, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-liberal-idea-of-the-day/579086/937 "2012-10-23T17:55:27Z")
He had a Staff, +12 vs. Demons and Moneychangers. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2012, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-liberal-idea-of-the-day/579086/938 "2012-10-23T17:57:33Z")
> [@Lobohan](#): > > Inches? Do you know why He was loved by the ladies?[spreading arms wide]Because he was hung like this.[/spreading arms wide] ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2012, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-liberal-idea-of-the-day/579086/939 "2012-10-23T18:06:59Z")
Dude, that one I’m stealing. ---
**Author:** ![Skammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skammer/32/143_2.png) [@Skammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skammer)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2012, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-liberal-idea-of-the-day/579086/940 "2012-10-23T18:29:03Z")
> [@Buck\_Godot](#): > > I’m not sure that this is the right place for it. The stupid in question is officially a Democrat but is hardly liberal. In any case I submit for your approval the case of before you the campaign of [Mark Clayton Democratic candidate for Senate](http://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/decision2012/2012s-worst-candidate-with-mark-clayton-tennessee-democrats-hit-bottom/2012/10/22/77da926e-1b8a-11e2-a146-ccabc9c85c53_story.html?hpid=z9) from the great state of Tennessee. Whose main qualification seems to be having his name begin with a “C” so that he was at the top of the Democratic primary ballot. Yeah, Clayton was the reason I was forced to vote for Green Party candidate for the first time in my life. :mad: I was deprived of the ability to vote for a Democrat in my senate _or_ House race. Grrr. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-liberal-idea-of-the-day/579086.md?page=46) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-liberal-idea-of-the-day/579086.md?page=48)