# Stupid moderator **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 11, 2006, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-moderator/372321 "2006-09-11T18:33:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Spooky\_Sprite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9fc348/32.png) [@Spooky\_Sprite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spooky_Sprite)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2006, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-moderator/372321/1 "2006-09-11T18:33:55Z")
Why’d you close my thread? ---
**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2006, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-moderator/372321/2 "2006-09-11T18:35:23Z")
Link, please? See also: “What the hell are you talking about?” ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2006, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-moderator/372321/3 "2006-09-11T18:36:03Z")
Great way to go far on this board! He closed your thread because it didn’t make any _sense_. And I think he gave you plenty of time to explain what the hell you were talking about??? This reminds me of beef and cheese burritos. Or was it bean and cheese? ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2006, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-moderator/372321/4 "2006-09-11T18:37:14Z")
Seems he means [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=387749). Seems pretty obvious to me why it was closed. ---
**Author:** ![Amp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Amp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amp)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2006, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-moderator/372321/5 "2006-09-11T18:37:04Z")
[QUOTE=Ogre] Link, please? See also: “What the hell are you talking about?” [/QUOTE] > **[Turtle and Egg](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=387749)** > > A turtle laid an egg. The egg is the world. The egg is about to hatch. ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2006, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-moderator/372321/6 "2006-09-11T18:37:27Z")
**Ogre** , here it is: [Thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=387749) ---
**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2006, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-moderator/372321/7 "2006-09-11T18:37:58Z")
[This thread in GD.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=387749) 'Cause it was about sex. Obviously. > [@Anaamika](#): > > This reminds me of beef and cheese burritos. Or was it bean and cheese? Wasn’t it beef, bean _and_ cheese? ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2006, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-moderator/372321/8 "2006-09-11T18:38:17Z")
[QUOTE=Spooky Sprite] Stupid Moderator. Why’d you close my thread? [/QUOTE] Moderator not stupid, thread stupid. Make moderator head hurt, go _BOOM_. Statement philosophical belly button lint, not Great Debate. Start in MPSIMS after smoking bowl, watching Heavy Metal. ---
**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2006, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-moderator/372321/9 "2006-09-11T18:38:25Z")
I believe [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=387749) is the “thread” in question. I was going to post the obligatory “I’ll have what she’s smoking” in it, but it didn’t seem worth the pixels. ---
**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2006, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-moderator/372321/10 "2006-09-11T18:38:39Z")
[QUOTE=Spooky Sprite] Why’d you close my thread? [/QUOTE] Ah. Well, then. I’m not a moderator, but I can hazard a guess as to why it was closed. It was dumb. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2006, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-moderator/372321/11 "2006-09-11T18:39:30Z")
So is it turtles all the way down, or what? ---
**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2006, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-moderator/372321/12 "2006-09-11T18:39:36Z")
Great Og, a hectuple post! That was a postgasm! Anyone got a smoke? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2006, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-moderator/372321/13 "2006-09-11T18:39:42Z")
Oh, it was probably [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=387749). By Duran Duran. ---
**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2006, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-moderator/372321/14 "2006-09-11T18:39:47Z")
Heh. can we _please_ get a link to the thread in question, already? Geez. What the heck is wrong with you people? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2006, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-moderator/372321/15 "2006-09-11T18:41:13Z")
[QUOTE=Frank] Wasn’t it beef, bean _and_ cheese? [/QUOTE] Ah. Now that, _that_ is tough to get in a burrito. 'Less of course, you make them yourself. ---
**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2006, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-moderator/372321/16 "2006-09-11T18:41:56Z")
[QUOTE=Spooky Sprite] Why’d you close my thread? [/QUOTE] Jeez, dude, if it’s not self-evident why the thread was closed, I predict a short future for you here at our happy little playland. ---
**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2006, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-moderator/372321/17 "2006-09-11T18:42:11Z")
This thread is already way more fun than the other one started by the OP. ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2006, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-moderator/372321/18 "2006-09-11T18:42:15Z")
Well, I’m not sure, but I think it was [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=387749). ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2006, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-moderator/372321/19 "2006-09-11T18:42:42Z")
Turtle egg go Smash. No cheese for omlette. _Fin_ ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2006, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-moderator/372321/20 "2006-09-11T18:42:51Z")
Now, dammit–does this count in the standings or not? [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-moderator/372321.md?page=2)