# Stupid moderator **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 11, 2006, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-moderator/372321 "2006-09-11T18:33:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 10
**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2006, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-moderator/372321/181 "2006-09-13T00:49:10Z")
Anybody else read the thread title as “ **Stoopid moderator** ” with a funny accent? I can’t help but hear that way in my head. sigh. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Lemur866](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lemur866/32/434_2.png) [@Lemur866](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lemur866)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2006, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-moderator/372321/182 "2006-09-13T00:55:42Z")
[QUOTE=IvoryTowerDenizen] Anybody else read the thread title as “ **Stoopid moderator** ” with a funny accent? [/QUOTE] Of course! Why else do you sink we ave thiz outraaaageous accents!?!?! ---
**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2006, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-moderator/372321/183 "2006-09-13T01:01:34Z")
[QUOTE=Lord Ashtar] Dammit, I wanted to make the “I burning your troll” joke! [/QUOTE] I’m sorry. We did call your number, but you must’ve stepped outside or something. ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2006, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-moderator/372321/184 "2006-09-13T01:03:36Z")
[QUOTE=IvoryTowerDenizen] Anybody else read the thread title as “ **Stoopid moderator** ” with a funny accent? I can’t help but hear that way in my head. sigh. 😛 [/QUOTE] In Dexter’s voice yet. Stewwwwwwwpid moder-A-tor. ---
**Author:** ![Lemur866](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lemur866/32/434_2.png) [@Lemur866](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lemur866)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2006, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-moderator/372321/185 "2006-09-13T01:08:01Z")
Oh, and in a premeptive strike: If I don’ save tha wee turtles…WHO WILL? ---
**Author:** ![elelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@elelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elelle)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2006, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-moderator/372321/186 "2006-09-13T01:32:56Z")
I have Had it with these Motherfucking Turtles on this Motherfucking World !!! ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2006, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-moderator/372321/187 "2006-09-13T05:39:19Z")
[QUOTE=Ponder Stibbons] When you go to get a midnight drink and pour yourself a glass of Sprite and then, when you close the refrigerator door and the fridge light is now gone and there’s no other lights on and your glass now eerily glows in the dark … Now _that’s_ some Spooky Sprite. [/QUOTE] In my fridge, it’s Creepy Coke ---
**Author:** ![shamrock227](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@shamrock227](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shamrock227)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2006, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-moderator/372321/188 "2006-09-13T06:03:30Z")
[QUOTE=Lemur866] Oh, and in a premeptive strike: If I don’ save tha wee turtles…WHO WILL? [/QUOTE] I’m starting a petition that Animal Planet can only broadcast after 10PM. For God’s sake won’t somebody think of the turtles! ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Borgia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_borgia/32/156_2.png) [@Larry\_Borgia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Borgia)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2006, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-moderator/372321/189 "2006-09-13T06:06:08Z")
[QUOTE=Lemur866] Oh, and in a premeptive strike: If I don’ save tha wee turtles…WHO WILL? [/QUOTE] Someone save me from tha wee turtles! ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2006, 8:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-moderator/372321/190 "2006-09-13T08:18:16Z")
> [@](#): > > So who came first, the turtle or the egg? This is the heart of the matter of the OP. All Spooky Sprite wants to know is where she could find some Turtle Porn\*. Which lasts way longer than two minutes, not that I would…uh…know ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2006, 8:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-moderator/372321/191 "2006-09-13T08:19:55Z")
[QUOTE=Larry Borgia] Someone save me from tha wee turtles! [/QUOTE] Wee Turtles live under the toilet rim and are able to swim up a stream of urine, whereupon they become lodged in the urethra and must be surgically removed. ---
**Author:** ![Lemur866](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lemur866/32/434_2.png) [@Lemur866](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lemur866)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2006, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-moderator/372321/192 "2006-09-13T16:08:03Z")
Also, a turtle’s quack does not echo. Mainly because it is inaudible. ---
**Author:** ![Spooky\_Sprite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9fc348/32.png) [@Spooky\_Sprite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spooky_Sprite)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2006, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-moderator/372321/193 "2006-09-13T17:35:31Z")
Some of the truth here: [http://www.thetruthseeker.co.uk/article.asp?ID=63](http://www.thetruthseeker.co.uk/article.asp?ID=63) ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2006, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-moderator/372321/194 "2006-09-13T17:42:26Z")
[QUOTE=Spooky Sprite] Some of the truth here: [http://www.thetruthseeker.co.uk/article.asp?ID=63](http://www.thetruthseeker.co.uk/article.asp?ID=63) [/QUOTE] Of course, 99.9% of that article is wrong. ---
**Author:** ![Lemur866](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lemur866/32/434_2.png) [@Lemur866](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lemur866)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2006, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-moderator/372321/195 "2006-09-13T17:49:53Z")
Gotta disagree with you there Colibri. Most of the stuff on that site isn’t even wrong. Is it wrong to say something like, “Tuesday is actually orange, not green like the scientific consensus”? ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Borgia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_borgia/32/156_2.png) [@Larry\_Borgia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Borgia)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2006, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-moderator/372321/196 "2006-09-13T17:51:11Z")
[QUOTE=Spooky Sprite] Some of the truth here: [http://www.thetruthseeker.co.uk/article.asp?ID=63](http://www.thetruthseeker.co.uk/article.asp?ID=63) [/QUOTE] Wow. Holocaust denial, 9/11 conspiracy theory, anti-semitism and blood libel, crackpot AIDS theories, crackpot anthropology; it’s like all the stupid in the world fell into that website. No aliens, though. ---
**Author:** ![JeffB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jeffb/32/188_2.png) [@JeffB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JeffB)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2006, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-moderator/372321/197 "2006-09-13T17:51:14Z")
“World’s Before Our Own”? World’s what? ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2006, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-moderator/372321/198 "2006-09-13T17:52:23Z")
[QUOTE=Spooky Sprite] Some of the truth here: [http://www.thetruthseeker.co.uk/article.asp?ID=63](http://www.thetruthseeker.co.uk/article.asp?ID=63) [/QUOTE] > [@](#): > > Somewhere, in what would appear to be a biological and cultural free-for-all, there must lie the answer to that most important question: Who are we? [Horshack]Oooh! Ooooh! Ooooh! I know![/Horshack] We’re descended from turtles, right? I wonder if this is going to end up tying in to the Electric Sun at some point… ---
**Author:** ![Antinor01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecae2f/32.png) [@Antinor01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antinor01)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2006, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-moderator/372321/199 "2006-09-13T17:54:04Z")
I only read a little of it, but is the gist that the writer believes that man has been around longer than we think? If so, that’s the most boring ultimate truth I’ve ever heard. ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2006, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-moderator/372321/200 "2006-09-13T17:54:29Z")
[QUOTE=Spooky Sprite] Some of the truth here: [http://www.thetruthseeker.co.uk/article.asp?ID=63](http://www.thetruthseeker.co.uk/article.asp?ID=63) [/QUOTE] I’m sorry, I’m trying to see your point of view, but I can’t get my head that far up my ass. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-moderator/372321.md?page=9) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-moderator/372321.md?page=11)