# Stupid moderator **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 11, 2006, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-moderator/372321 "2006-09-11T18:33:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Spooky\_Sprite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9fc348/32.png) [@Spooky\_Sprite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spooky_Sprite)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2006, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-moderator/372321/61 "2006-09-11T19:32:59Z")
[QUOTE=Lord Ashtar] Ah, so you ARE just a dick tease. Good to know. [/QUOTE] No, but the System wouldn’t be happy if I told you. ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2006, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-moderator/372321/62 "2006-09-11T19:33:00Z")
[QUOTE=Contrapuntal] [This](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=315750&highlight=giraffe+moderator) might be what she was thinking of. [/QUOTE] No, there was one more about a week or so afterword. ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2006, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-moderator/372321/63 "2006-09-11T19:34:25Z")
[QUOTE=Spooky Sprite] [/QUOTE] Y’know, there’s nothing quite so amusing as someone who believes he’s dicking with several people, when in fact they’re doing nothing more than laughing at him. Is this Dr.Mark’s sock drawer calling? ---
**Author:** ![Savannah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b3f665/32.png) [@Savannah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Savannah)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2006, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-moderator/372321/64 "2006-09-11T19:34:25Z")
_Hummingbirds lay the smallest eggs of any birds–their egg is no bigger than a jelly bean! The largest egg comes from the ostrich–an ostrich egg is bigger than a grapefruit and weighs as much as two dozen chicken eggs! A newly laid turtle egg is about the size of a ping-pong ball._ That’s all I got. ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2006, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-moderator/372321/65 "2006-09-11T19:35:20Z")
[QUOTE=Giraffe] Yes, but I never speak of it, and my stomach clenches in shame whenever it is mentioned. [/QUOTE] … and when you’ve got a four-chambered stomach, that’s a non-trivial issue… ---
**Author:** ![Contrapuntal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e274bd/32.png) [@Contrapuntal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Contrapuntal)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2006, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-moderator/372321/66 "2006-09-11T19:37:55Z")
[QUOTE=Anaamika] No, there was one more about a week or so afterword. [/QUOTE] [How about this one?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=326857&highlight=giraffe+moderator) ---
**Author:** ![AHunter3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ahunter3/32/368_2.png) [@AHunter3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AHunter3)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2006, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-moderator/372321/67 "2006-09-11T19:38:15Z")
**Spooky Sprite** , you new English is speak, maybe yes? Welcome board! What speak is your native? Talk turtle more slow, maybe see turtle talk better board and patient. ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2006, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-moderator/372321/68 "2006-09-11T19:39:25Z")
[QUOTE=Spooky Sprite] No, but the System wouldn’t be happy if I told you. [/QUOTE] I’m sure the System is thrilled that you’re hinting at it, though. ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2006, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-moderator/372321/69 "2006-09-11T19:43:19Z")
Contrapuntal, it was between those two. I just went looking for it, and belive me, it’s not easy for me - click on his name, click on read all posts, and then try to find it. I can’t find it. It was titled something like “Giraffe is the best Pit moderator ever” and it seems to have mysteriously disappeared. _looks :dubious: at Giraffe_ ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2006, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-moderator/372321/70 "2006-09-11T19:45:06Z")
**Anaamika** , are you sure you haven’t been eating the same mushrooms that **Spooky Sprite** has been eating? :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2006, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-moderator/372321/71 "2006-09-11T19:46:18Z")
Found it! [Giraffe, Best. Pit. Cleaner. Ever.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=318547&highlight=Giraffe) > [@Giraffe](#): > > This is the worst pitting ever. I wonder if I can delete it before the other mods see it and make fun of me… In response: > [@SkipMagic](#): > > Look who’s twee now, buddy! > [@TVeblen](#): > > _snerk_ > > ::rolls off chair, wailing with laughter:: > > Hey, mods, take a look at this one! > > The new guy got Pitted…and now they’re singing to him! ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2006, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-moderator/372321/72 "2006-09-11T19:47:25Z")
[QUOTE=Ponder Stibbons] **Anaamika** , are you sure you haven’t been eating the same mushrooms that **Spooky Sprite** has been eating? :dubious: [/QUOTE] Look again, smart-ass! 😛 _makes victory sign_ ---
**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2006, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-moderator/372321/73 "2006-09-11T19:48:39Z")
[QUOTE=Contrapuntal] [How about this one?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=326857&highlight=giraffe+moderator) [/QUOTE] It was linked to in post 22 of that thread, though. Thanks! I’m giggling here. ---
**Author:** ![Dunderman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecb155/32.png) [@Dunderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dunderman)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2006, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-moderator/372321/74 "2006-09-11T19:49:45Z")
[QUOTE=Spooky Sprite] Why’d you close my thread? [/QUOTE] You’ll last _really_ long here. ---
**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2006, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-moderator/372321/75 "2006-09-11T19:51:10Z")
[QUOTE=WhyNot] It was linked to in post 22 of that thread, though. Thanks! I’m giggling here. [/QUOTE] Oh my god, there’s SHOW TUNES! 😃 _snicker_ ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2006, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-moderator/372321/76 "2006-09-11T19:53:00Z")
The System just contacted me, Spooky, and it wants me to tell you it is SERIOUSLY pissed off at you. You’ve already said way too much, and it said you better just quit posting on this board entirely if you know what’s good for you. ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2006, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-moderator/372321/77 "2006-09-11T19:56:31Z")
[QUOTE=Anaamika] Look again, smart-ass! 😛 _makes victory sign_ [/QUOTE] Crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap! And all of _one minute_ after I post, too. I bet you did that just to make me look bad!! Just kidding. I do a pretty good job of that all on my own! ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2006, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-moderator/372321/78 "2006-09-11T19:58:48Z")
[QUOTE=Spooky Sprite] It’s the secret of everything. [/QUOTE] [Bugs Bunny Turtle] Aya… Y-up. [/Bugs Bunny Turtle] ---
**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2006, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-moderator/372321/79 "2006-09-11T19:58:56Z")
[QUOTE=Spooky Sprite] It’s the secret of everything. [/QUOTE] Well, if it’s supposed to be a secret, why are you sharing it? You do realize IT\* is going to come get you now. \*(For the Stephen King fans. You know, IT, the Turtle…) ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2006, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-moderator/372321/80 "2006-09-11T20:00:18Z")
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