# Stupid moderator **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 11, 2006, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-moderator/372321 "2006-09-11T18:33:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Rico](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rico/32/3582_2.png) [@Rico](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rico)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2006, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-moderator/372321/81 "2006-09-11T20:01:13Z")
[QUOTE=Spooky Sprite] It would perfect sense if you knew what I know. [/QUOTE] Wait a minute! I think he’s trying to tell us something? What’s that, boy? [Timmy’s stuck in the well?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=387414) ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2006, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-moderator/372321/82 "2006-09-11T20:02:09Z")
Ahhh, they’re 2000’s style “Stupid Threads” ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2006, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-moderator/372321/83 "2006-09-11T20:02:19Z")
[QUOTE=Ponder Stibbons] Just kidding. I do a pretty good job of that all on my own! [/QUOTE] [total hijack] I dunno, I always thought Ponder Stibbons was the sensible one. I was just reading the Last Continent as a matter of fact, where he’s talking to the God of Evolution and the beard bit. [/end hijack] ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2006, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-moderator/372321/84 "2006-09-11T20:03:02Z")
[QUOTE=Spooky Sprite] No, but the System wouldn’t be happy if I told you. [/QUOTE] \*Holds up cue-cards with pictures of a cracked pot, a wood screw next to a baseball, a bellfry with bats… \* ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2006, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-moderator/372321/85 "2006-09-11T20:05:22Z")
Sorry, **spooky sprite** , but it looks like you’ll have to call ‘Gamera’ after all… ---
**Author:** ![Spooky\_Sprite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9fc348/32.png) [@Spooky\_Sprite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spooky_Sprite)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2006, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-moderator/372321/86 "2006-09-11T20:23:55Z")
[QUOTE=Bobotheoptimist] As a Freemason, that’s all I can say. [/QUOTE] My grandfather warned me about you people. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2006, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-moderator/372321/87 "2006-09-11T20:29:58Z")
Optimists? ---
**Author:** ![Duke\_of\_Rat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Duke\_of\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke_of_Rat)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2006, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-moderator/372321/88 "2006-09-11T20:37:47Z")
[QUOTE=Spooky Sprite] My grandfather warned me about you people. [/QUOTE] Then you know if you piss them off that they invade your town on tiny mini bikes, right? ---
**Author:** ![Sean\_Factotum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Sean\_Factotum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sean_Factotum)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2006, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-moderator/372321/89 "2006-09-11T20:40:45Z")
Got to be something about today that’s bringing all the loonies onto the board. I can’t wait until tomorrow when things get back to normal. ---
**Author:** ![Bobotheoptimist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/919ad9/32.png) [@Bobotheoptimist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bobotheoptimist)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2006, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-moderator/372321/90 "2006-09-11T20:41:52Z")
It’s all right [here](http://eljebelshrine.org/). The turtle is the chocolate/pecan/caramel thing. And the egg? A cadbury cream egg! That’s what Spooky Sprite isn’t telling us. ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2006, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-moderator/372321/91 "2006-09-11T20:42:58Z")
[QUOTE=Duke of Rat] Then you know if you piss them off that they invade your town on tiny mini bikes, right? [/QUOTE] He’s not kidding, **Spooky**!! I’ve seen them! _I’ve seen them!!_ The horrors! ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2006, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-moderator/372321/92 "2006-09-11T20:46:00Z")
[QUOTE=Bobotheoptimist] It’s all right [here](http://eljebelshrine.org/). The turtle is the chocolate/pecan/caramel thing. And the egg? A cadbury cream egg! That’s what Spooky Sprite isn’t telling us. [/QUOTE] But are we inside, with that nasty buttercream center crap or sitting on the chocolate shell? And do we have to wear those stupid hats? ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2006, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-moderator/372321/93 "2006-09-11T20:48:01Z")
[QUOTE=Lord Ashtar] I’m sure the System is thrilled that you’re hinting at it, though. [/QUOTE] Actually, the system told me that **Spooky Sprite** won’t be able to sit down for a month after it’s through with him - apparently he’ll feel like he laid an egg _bigger than the world_. ---
**Author:** ![Spooky\_Sprite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9fc348/32.png) [@Spooky\_Sprite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spooky_Sprite)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2006, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-moderator/372321/94 "2006-09-11T20:53:06Z")
[QUOTE=Mangetout] Actually, the system told me that **Spooky Sprite** won’t be able to sit down for a month after it’s through with him - apparently he’ll feel like he laid an egg _bigger than the world_. [/QUOTE] I already do. My baby two weeks old. ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2006, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-moderator/372321/95 "2006-09-11T21:01:37Z")
[QUOTE=Spooky Sprite] I already do. My baby two weeks old. [/QUOTE] The system told me to tell you that it hurts a lot more going back in. ---
**Author:** ![August\_West](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/august_west/32/18069_2.png) [@August\_West](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/August_West)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2006, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-moderator/372321/96 "2006-09-11T21:02:16Z")
So the world is about to hatch, and I guess another giant turtle, or possibly giant turtles, will be the result? It all makes sense. Global warming has finally gotten the incubation temperature to the right level. It is all the System’s fault! ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2006, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-moderator/372321/97 "2006-09-11T21:04:01Z")
(but my apologies for mistakenly referring to you as _‘he’_) ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2006, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-moderator/372321/98 "2006-09-11T21:04:44Z")
Where can I get a turtle, bean and cheese buritto with Jerk Mod sauce? ---
**Author:** ![Spooky\_Sprite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9fc348/32.png) [@Spooky\_Sprite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spooky_Sprite)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2006, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-moderator/372321/99 "2006-09-11T21:06:59Z")
[QUOTE=August West] So the world is about to hatch, and I guess another giant turtle, or possibly giant turtles, will be the result? It all makes sense. Global warming has finally gotten the incubation temperature to the right level. It is all the System’s fault! [/QUOTE] See? I told you so. ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2006, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-moderator/372321/100 "2006-09-11T21:07:20Z")
[QUOTE=Bippy the Beardless] Where can I get a turtle, bean and cheese buritto with Jerk Mod sauce? [/QUOTE] Yes, but you are _so_ not going to like what you give birth to … [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-moderator/372321.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-moderator/372321.md?page=6)