# Stupid moderator **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 11, 2006, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-moderator/372321 "2006-09-11T18:33:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2006, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-moderator/372321/101 "2006-09-11T21:07:22Z")
[QUOTE=Bryan Ekers] Optimists? [/QUOTE] [Bobs?](http://www.bobs.com/) ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2006, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-moderator/372321/102 "2006-09-11T21:07:54Z")
[QUOTE=Bippy the Beardless] Where can I get a turtle, bean and cheese buritto with Jerk Mod sauce? [/QUOTE] I believe they were available somewhere in the 1960s, but only for about twenty minutes. ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2006, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-moderator/372321/103 "2006-09-11T21:08:30Z")
[QUOTE=Spooky Sprite] See? I told you so. [/QUOTE] Wow! How do you know all this stuff? Are you, like, a former secret agent or something? ---
**Author:** ![Spooky\_Sprite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9fc348/32.png) [@Spooky\_Sprite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spooky_Sprite)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2006, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-moderator/372321/104 "2006-09-11T21:10:17Z")
[QUOTE=Ponder Stibbons] Wow! How do you know all this stuff? Are you, like, a former secret agent or something? [/QUOTE] My grandfather told me. ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2006, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-moderator/372321/105 "2006-09-11T21:13:46Z")
[QUOTE=Spooky Sprite] My grandfather told me. [/QUOTE] Told you what? ---
**Author:** ![Spooky\_Sprite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9fc348/32.png) [@Spooky\_Sprite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spooky_Sprite)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2006, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-moderator/372321/106 "2006-09-11T21:15:02Z")
[QUOTE=Ponder Stibbons] Told you what? [/QUOTE] Everything I know. ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2006, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-moderator/372321/107 "2006-09-11T21:18:50Z")
[QUOTE=Ethilrist] [Bobs?](http://www.bobs.com/) [/QUOTE] Boobs! ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2006, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-moderator/372321/108 "2006-09-11T21:20:25Z")
[QUOTE=Spooky Sprite] Everything I know. [/QUOTE] I hate to break it to you, Sparky, but [everything you know is wrong](http://www.firesigntheatre.com/albums/album.php?album=eykiw). ---
**Author:** ![rayh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e79b87/32.png) [@rayh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rayh)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2006, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-moderator/372321/109 "2006-09-11T21:25:08Z")
[QUOTE=Spooky Sprite] I already do. My baby two weeks old. [/QUOTE] Epidural not worn off yet then? ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2006, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-moderator/372321/110 "2006-09-11T21:26:30Z")
So to sum up: [ol] [li]The OP starts a GD thread where she reveals some of a deep hidden truth[/li][li]She learned about it from her Grandfather[/li][li]A GD mod comes along and closes it because it is not conducive to a debate[/li][li]The OP comes and whines about it in a Pit thread[/li][li]She still refuses to tell us anything about it, yet she wanted to debate it[/li][/ol] WTF? ---
**Author:** ![brianjedi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@brianjedi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brianjedi)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2006, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-moderator/372321/111 "2006-09-11T21:30:48Z")
[QUOTE=Lord Ashtar] So to sum up: [ol] [li]The OP starts a GD thread where she reveals some of a deep hidden truth[/li][li]She learned about it from her Grandfather[/li][li]A GD mod comes along and closes it because it is not conducive to a debate[/li][li]The OP comes and whines about it in a Pit thread[/li][li]She still refuses to tell us anything about it, yet she wanted to debate it[/li][/ol] WTF? [/QUOTE] You forgot: 1. Beef, bean and cheese burritos with turtle and Cadbury eggs. ---
**Author:** ![Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troy_mcclure_sf/32/4150_2.png) [@Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troy_McClure_SF)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2006, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-moderator/372321/112 "2006-09-11T21:32:35Z")
Welcome back, **FORMERAGENT**! ---
**Author:** ![Duke\_of\_Rat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Duke\_of\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke_of_Rat)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2006, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-moderator/372321/113 "2006-09-11T21:32:45Z")
[QUOTE=Spooky Sprite] Everything I know. [/QUOTE] Ah, a man of few words. ---
**Author:** ![Anastasaeon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Anastasaeon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anastasaeon)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2006, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-moderator/372321/114 "2006-09-11T21:34:28Z")
[QUOTE=Spooky Sprite] It would perfect sense if you knew what I know. [/QUOTE] Egg.. the world… crack the shell… Absolute Destiny Apocalypse?! :eek: I gotta _hide_. ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2006, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-moderator/372321/115 "2006-09-11T21:36:22Z")
[QUOTE=Spooky Sprite] Everything I know. [/QUOTE] Oh, so he’s got late-stage Alzheimer’s? Poor guy, that’s really too bad. ---
**Author:** ![koeeoaddi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/koeeoaddi/32/408_2.png) [@koeeoaddi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koeeoaddi)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2006, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-moderator/372321/116 "2006-09-11T21:37:03Z")
[QUOTE=Bryan Ekers] In 2010, something will happen. Something wonderful. [/QUOTE] My God. It’s full of eggs. ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2006, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-moderator/372321/117 "2006-09-11T21:55:44Z")
I know the secret and I will reveal it in five minutes. ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2006, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-moderator/372321/118 "2006-09-11T22:00:11Z")
OK. Are you ready? The world is indeed an egg, but not a great big one. it only looks big because it’s so close. ---
**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2006, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-moderator/372321/119 "2006-09-11T22:14:27Z")
Seems to me we went straight from “about to hatch,” right through “frying pan,” and straight on to “hard scrambled, with cheese.” ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2006, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-moderator/372321/120 "2006-09-11T22:14:42Z")
Mmmmmm… turtle eggs! Good. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-moderator/372321.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-moderator/372321.md?page=7)