# Stupid non-technical whiny drama-queen hyper bitch of a cow-orker **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [August 8, 2006, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-non-technical-whiny-drama-queen-hyper-bitch-of-a-cow-orker/367882 "2006-08-08T17:21:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2006, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-non-technical-whiny-drama-queen-hyper-bitch-of-a-cow-orker/367882/21 "2006-08-08T19:45:10Z")
**FAT BALD GUY!** You’re back! Didn’t you take a break from the boards? YAY! Welcome back! I missed you. Now I can post more GQs and have you answer them. Ahem. :looks sheepish: Sorry. I’ll go now. ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2006, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-non-technical-whiny-drama-queen-hyper-bitch-of-a-cow-orker/367882/22 "2006-08-08T19:51:59Z")
You might find this little bit of wisdom from [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=6219181&postcount=29) post helpful: > [@Rhubarb](#): > > Look at it this way; Trying to explain technical matters to a non-techie is like trying to explain to a dog how it’s food gets into the can. They look really interested, but you know they’re never going to get it. Sometimes, they even cock their heads to one side. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Antigen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/848f3c/32.png) [@Antigen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antigen)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2006, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-non-technical-whiny-drama-queen-hyper-bitch-of-a-cow-orker/367882/23 "2006-08-08T19:56:36Z")
[QUOTE=Turek] So, why \*won’t \* you marry your girlfriend? [/QUOTE] Not like it matters now. He’s just decided he’s selling his penis, so she probably won’t have him anyway. ---
**Author:** ![Autumn\_Almanac](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d26b3c/32.png) [@Autumn\_Almanac](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autumn_Almanac)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2006, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-non-technical-whiny-drama-queen-hyper-bitch-of-a-cow-orker/367882/24 "2006-08-08T20:00:34Z")
[QUOTE=FatBaldGuy] Obviously you have forgotten about the problem with early Pentium chips returning incorrect answers for some mathematical calculations. Sometimes the computer can be wrong. Although, admittedly, this is not the case in the situations you’re referring to. [/QUOTE] Well yeah, I guess it could be wrong in those circumstances. It could melt or explode also, or be crushed by a boulder, and it wouldn’t return a correct answer. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![FatBaldGuy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecd19e/32.png) [@FatBaldGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FatBaldGuy)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2006, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-non-technical-whiny-drama-queen-hyper-bitch-of-a-cow-orker/367882/25 "2006-08-08T20:00:59Z")
[QUOTE=Anaamika] **FAT BALD GUY!** You’re back! Didn’t you take a break from the boards? YAY! Welcome back! I missed you. Now I can post more GQs and have you answer them. Ahem. :looks sheepish: Sorry. I’ll go now. [/QUOTE] Wow! (I’d put in an "embarrassed smiley, but it looks so stupid) Actually, I never really left, although I did post a few months back that I was going to, but I couldn’t stay away. I have cut way back due to pressures at work and at home, and I tend to lurk more than post. We now return you to your regularly scheduled pit. ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2006, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-non-technical-whiny-drama-queen-hyper-bitch-of-a-cow-orker/367882/26 "2006-08-08T20:01:24Z")
[QUOTE=tdn] If anyone is looking to buy a penis, I have one to sell. 'Cause I sure ain’t using it anytime soon. [/QUOTE] Just wait 'til you marry your girlfriend. You’ll be using it even less. You _are_ gonna marry the girl, right? When’s the wedding? ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2006, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-non-technical-whiny-drama-queen-hyper-bitch-of-a-cow-orker/367882/27 "2006-08-08T20:43:39Z")
What you should do is tell her that you’re already married. She’ll ask, “Since when?” You: Since about six months ago. We eloped and got hitched at a little wedding chapel in (_some place about 150 miles away_). She: Why haven’t you told us about it? You: We had to marry under assumed names. If you must know, if she marries before the age of 30, she’ll lose her privilege of royal succession. She: _WHAT?_ You: I’ve really said too much already. If the secret police from the Grand Fenwick consulate come sniffing around, you must deny _everything_. Then turn back to your work. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Turek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/turek/32/18782_2.png) [@Turek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Turek)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2006, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-non-technical-whiny-drama-queen-hyper-bitch-of-a-cow-orker/367882/28 "2006-08-08T20:48:37Z")
[QUOTE=Antigen] Not like it matters now. He’s just decided he’s selling his penis, so she probably won’t have him anyway. [/QUOTE] That’s true. Hey, do you have any recent pictures of her? ---
**Author:** ![kiz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/7feea3/32.png) [@kiz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kiz)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2006, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-non-technical-whiny-drama-queen-hyper-bitch-of-a-cow-orker/367882/29 "2006-08-08T22:19:22Z")
[QUOTE=Dolores Reborn] Oh, please! Don’t you know we dopers _live_ for annoying asshat cow-orker stories? Please, please, pretty please?? With sugar on top? [/QUOTE] Seriously, there have been countless times I’ve come thisclose to pitting her. But as I said previously, she’s got a lot of personal issues arising from her divorce, and I don’t think it’s fair to smear her for that, especially on an public message board…no matter how whiny she is. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-non-technical-whiny-drama-queen-hyper-bitch-of-a-cow-orker/367882.md?page=1)