# Stupid question \[relationships\] **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [February 3, 2015, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-question-relationships/711695 "2015-02-03T12:47:03Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![ChocolateDonuts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3bc359/32.png) [@ChocolateDonuts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChocolateDonuts)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2015, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-question-relationships/711695/21 "2015-02-03T13:22:52Z")
How do I delete my account? ---
**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2015, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-question-relationships/711695/22 "2015-02-03T13:23:20Z")
> [@QuickSilver](#): > > What is it about Florida…? According to Patton Oswalt, the only reason to go to Florida is to identify your daughter’s body. ---
**Author:** ![RobDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f07891/32.png) [@RobDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RobDog)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2015, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-question-relationships/711695/23 "2015-02-03T13:25:29Z")
Also, as of 2011, Bristol, England has a population of over 428,000. Some of them may be women. ---
**Author:** ![Boogly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Boogly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boogly)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2015, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-question-relationships/711695/24 "2015-02-03T13:32:33Z")
> [@ChocolateDonuts](#): > > How do I delete my account? You might have to ask the lady who is talking to your boyfriend. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2015, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-question-relationships/711695/25 "2015-02-03T13:32:45Z")
> [@ChocolateDonuts](#): > > How do I delete my account? Can I take it over? I’m a hot chick and I’m looking to expand my range. ---
**Author:** ![GrumpyBunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bc8723/32.png) [@GrumpyBunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrumpyBunny)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2015, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-question-relationships/711695/26 "2015-02-03T14:47:05Z")
> [@ChocolateDonuts](#): > > If this type of messages is all I’m getting, I’m wasting my time here. > I would like advice about Florida and that’s all, if that’s not possible here, then I’m out. You will fit in well in Florida. If you read the rest of the site, you’ll see that the responses you are getting are pretty standard. If this upsets you, perhaps a more hugglemuffin place is better for you. ---
**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2015, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-question-relationships/711695/27 "2015-02-03T15:03:10Z")
> [@QuickSilver](#): > > Bye, Felicia. _With her cigarette lips, and soldier tits,_ Felicia never has to worry about losing her man ---
**Author:** ![johnpost](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f17d59/32.png) [@johnpost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/johnpost)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2015, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-question-relationships/711695/28 "2015-02-03T15:06:14Z")
it’s not the number of females that matter. it’s the number that will be or do what he finds appealing. is he a toroid, hole or Long John type of guy. ---
**Author:** ![Velocity](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/velocity/32/18006_2.png) [@Velocity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Velocity)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2015, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-question-relationships/711695/29 "2015-02-03T15:24:44Z")
I really don’t think it makes a significant mathematical difference. Whether it’s a city with 10,000 women or a city with 200,000 women, there is always potential for your significant other to be attracted to a woman other than you. All it takes is one other woman. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2015, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-question-relationships/711695/30 "2015-02-03T15:38:38Z")
I _was_ going to report the thread title for being too vague… ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2015, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-question-relationships/711695/31 "2015-02-03T15:50:40Z")
I may be unjustly stereotyping Florida, but are you trying to lower the number/percentage of women or the number/percentage of young women? Not that I’d be able to steer you to a retirement burb. Just curious. ---
**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2015, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-question-relationships/711695/32 "2015-02-03T15:56:52Z")
::sigh:: I used to like chocolate doughnuts… ---
**Author:** ![lorene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/65b543/32.png) [@lorene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lorene)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2015, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-question-relationships/711695/33 "2015-02-03T16:43:22Z")
> [@ChocolateDonuts](#): > > How do I delete my account? You can’t. That’s not something they do here. ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2015, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-question-relationships/711695/34 "2015-02-03T16:55:35Z")
> [@lorene](#): > > You can’t. That’s not something they do here. Welcome to the Hotel California. ---
**Author:** ![seal\_cleaner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e274bd/32.png) [@seal\_cleaner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/seal_cleaner)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2015, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-question-relationships/711695/35 "2015-02-04T00:15:19Z")
Post this question on reddit. The replies will be much different. it’ll be \*junior high-school \*snark. ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2015, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-question-relationships/711695/36 "2015-02-04T00:28:09Z")
> [@ChocolateDonuts](#): > > How do I delete my account? Now why do that? I think you asked a perfectly valid question and I hope that you check back in regularly. You could tell us if the water table is low enough to have a basement in Florida by your new place. You could write about if you have problems with fire ants in your town. You could tell us the name of the best pizza place that delivers by you in case we visit Florida! Think of how your man would appreciate how you treasure him… and that you take care of him so well that you can tell the world. C’mon Aileen, don’t leave us now…! ---
**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2015, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-question-relationships/711695/37 "2015-02-04T20:05:22Z")
If he has access to the internet, then limiting the women physically close to him will only make him seek out online partners, and that will be harder for you to control. Does he speak Spanish? You could move to a Cuban community in Florida where, although he would be surrounded by Latina women, he couldn’t chat any of them up. ---
**Author:** ![BoBettie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@BoBettie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BoBettie)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2015, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-question-relationships/711695/38 "2015-02-05T23:26:23Z")
Haha, this is a good one. Anyway, I suggest setting up camp deep in the Everglades- you’ll only have gators and snakes to look out for. Watch out though, the female gators get FEISTY!! ---
**Author:** ![thelurkinghorror](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7c8e57/32.png) [@thelurkinghorror](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thelurkinghorror)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2015, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-question-relationships/711695/39 "2015-02-05T23:47:26Z")
In Florida you have a third factor: ratio of teeth to women. Unless that’s what he likes. Take him on a “dry run” to your local Walmart to see if his head turns a bunch. Alaska is a sausagefest. At least I thought so, but [apparently it’s “only” #4](http://www.bloomberg.com/visual-data/best-and-worst//highest-male-slash-female-ratios-states). North Dakota here you come! Move to an oil town. So is China. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-question-relationships/711695.md?page=1)