# Stupid questions we'll never have an answer to...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-questions-well-never-have-an-answer-to/335170>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 11, 2005, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-questions-well-never-have-an-answer-to/335170 "2005-12-11T21:17:50Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![Zoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a4c791/32.png) [@Zoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zoe)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2005, 8:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-questions-well-never-have-an-answer-to/335170/41 "2005-12-14T08:19:45Z")

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Why is the first bite of something always the best? The only exception to this rule is the taste of the last little crumb of something left after the last piece has been removed from the platter.

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2005, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-questions-well-never-have-an-answer-to/335170/42 "2005-12-14T15:55:18Z")

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Why does food taste better if someone else serves it to you? Even if it’s a piece of meat that fell in the fire and got charred to a crisp, it still tastes good as long as somebody else fishes it out and plops it on your plate.

Why do the drive-through ATMs have braille on the keypad? Do that many blind people drive?

Why don’t white people leave when there’s a ghost in the house?

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**Author:** ![Cardinal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardinal/32/4000_2.png) [@Cardinal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardinal)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2005, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-questions-well-never-have-an-answer-to/335170/43 "2005-12-18T22:31:47Z")

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> [@Knowed Out](#):
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> Why do the drive-through ATMs have braille on the keypad? Do that many blind people drive?

Sometimes around here I feel a little like when I reference the 80s to my high school students. It appears we have more and more people on the boards who have never read the original SD books.

I give you: [http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a4\_010.html](http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a4_010.html)

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**Author:** ![EvilHamsterOnCrack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/3ab097/32.png) [@EvilHamsterOnCrack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EvilHamsterOnCrack)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2005, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-questions-well-never-have-an-answer-to/335170/44 "2005-12-18T23:48:32Z")

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In going with the other people’s food vs. your own thing: Whenever I try something new that tastes awesome at school or at somebody’s house, and then I buy the same exact thing for my house, it always turns out to be not NEARLY as good.

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**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2005, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-questions-well-never-have-an-answer-to/335170/45 "2005-12-19T16:35:38Z")

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> [@WhyNot](#):
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> Even more perplexing: why does a salad I make for myself at a salad bar taste better than a salad I make for myself in my kitchen? I swear, they must sprinkle crack on the lettuce leaves…

The salad bar is prepared by highly trained salad specialists at the top of their skills, their salad days. That’s why management puts them on celery.

> [@Beware of Doug](#):
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> And if enough people draw a blank, when will we run out of blanks?

Never. Blanks are recycled. The blank you draw has been drawn hundreds of times before. You couldn’t tell because…it’s blank.

That’s the sort of inside information you can learn on the Straight Dope Message Board. 😉

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