# Stupid Republican idea of the day

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [March 26, 2009, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897 "2009-03-26T18:48:35Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2015, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/22942 "2015-07-14T00:56:10Z")

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Obduran of Antioch (often confused with St. Abduran the Obtuse) references an obscure First Century C.E. cult known as the Bryanites, who insisted on wearing but a single shoe in obedience to religious principle…

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**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2015, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/22943 "2015-07-14T01:16:44Z")

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Isn’t Jade Helm supposed to be an exercise in covert infiltration? How much do you want to bet 95% of these yahoos won’t even be able to recognize active military during this exercise?

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**Author:** ![davidm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidm/32/225_2.png) [@davidm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/davidm)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2015, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/22944 "2015-07-14T01:37:27Z")

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> [@jayjay](#):
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> Isn’t Jade Helm supposed to be an exercise in covert infiltration? How much do you want to bet 95% of these yahoos won’t even be able to recognize active military during this exercise?

So they need to capture and retain any strangers. It’s war after all!

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**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2015, 8:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/22945 "2015-07-14T08:14:04Z")

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> [@jayjay](#):
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> Isn’t Jade Helm supposed to be an exercise in covert infiltration? How much do you want to bet 95% of these yahoos won’t even be able to recognize active military during this exercise?

There’s a Biblical solution for that ! Just ask 'em to say shayb…shibbow…sheebbo…you know what, fuck it, just shoot all the people you ain’t know, all right ?

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**Author:** ![bengangmo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/50afbb/32.png) [@bengangmo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bengangmo)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2015, 8:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/22946 "2015-07-14T08:32:07Z")

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It seems to me to be a rather stupid idea for men with guns to start following soldiers around -  
It takes less than that for people to start feeling threatened or in fear for their lives…

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**Author:** ![Double\_Foolscap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/85e7bf/32.png) [@Double\_Foolscap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Double_Foolscap)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2015, 9:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/22947 "2015-07-14T09:07:59Z")

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> [@jayjay](#):
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> Isn’t Jade Helm supposed to be an exercise in covert infiltration? How much do you want to bet 95% of these yahoos won’t even be able to recognize active military during this exercise?

I can see this as the plot to a screwball comedy - dumb locals start following covert infiltration team, get mistaken as part of the same exercise, accidentally get deployed behind enemy lines.

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**Author:** ![septimus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/septimus/32/410_2.png) [@septimus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/septimus)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2015, 10:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/22948 "2015-07-14T10:40:01Z")

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> [@jayjay](#):
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> Isn’t Jade Helm supposed to be an exercise in covert infiltration?

Perhaps the Texas response is helpful to the training; indeed Abbott might be conforming with covert federal request. :eek:

> [@elucidator](#):
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> Obduran of Antioch (often confused with St. Abduran the Obtuse) references an obscure First Century C.E. cult known as the Bryanites, who insisted on wearing but a single shoe in obedience to religious principle…

Errr … cite? Is this why some find you annoying?

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**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2015, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/22949 "2015-07-14T12:36:13Z")

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> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#):
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> [Donald Trump advocates invading Mexico.](http://www.salon.com/2015/07/12/we_should_have_invaded_mexico_donald_trump_bashes_iraq_war_suggests_a_different_one_report/?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=socialflow)

You know, they do look a little bit alike…

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> [https://www.whitehouse.gov/sites/default/files/imagecache/gallery\_img\_full/image/image\_file/11jp\_header.jpg?itok=I94Su\_cz](https://www.whitehouse.gov/sites/default/files/imagecache/gallery_img_full/image/image_file/11jp_header.jpg?itok=I94Su_cz)

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> [https://pbs.twimg.com/profile\_images/1980294624/DJT\_Headshot\_V2.jpg](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/1980294624/DJT_Headshot_V2.jpg)

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2015, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/22950 "2015-07-14T12:43:15Z")

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> [@septimus](#):
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> …Errr … cite? Is this why some find you annoying?

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/Ka9mfZbTFbk/hqdefault.jpg "The Shoe Is The Sign - The Beginning") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ka9mfZbTFbk)

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**Author:** ![42fish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/4/b487fb/32.png) [@42fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/42fish)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2015, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/22951 "2015-07-14T12:46:22Z")

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> [@septimus](#):
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> Errr … cite? Is this why some find you annoying?

Would ‘this’ be luci’s misspelling of ‘Brianite’?

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/Ka9mfZbTFbk/hqdefault.jpg "The Shoe Is The Sign - The Beginning") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ka9mfZbTFbk)

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**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2015, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/22952 "2015-07-14T12:47:00Z")

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[Missouri county to fly US flag “below half-staff” to mourn gay marriage ruling.](http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/darrell-skiles-dent-county-gay-marriage-protest)

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> An all-Republican county commission in Missouri voted unanimously Monday to observe a full calendar year of “mourning” after the Supreme Court’s gay marriage decision, a protest that will include lowering flags to mark the somber occasion.
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> Flags at the Dent County Courthouse and Judicial Building will now fly at “below half-staff” on the 26th day of every month from July 2015 until July 2016, the Salem News reported, to mark the day SCOTUS handed down the ruling that legalized same-sex marriage nationwide.
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> Presiding Commissioner Darrell Skiles filed a letter into the record ahead of the vote staking his opposition to “the U.S. high court’s [sic] stamp of approval of what God speaks of as an abomination.”

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**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2015, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/22953 "2015-07-14T12:50:11Z")

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> [@septimus](#):
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> Errr … cite? Is this why some find you annoying?

They aren’t all home runs.

I smiled, tho.

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**Author:** ![CannyDan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cannydan/32/548_2.png) [@CannyDan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CannyDan)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2015, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/22954 "2015-07-14T14:29:34Z")

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> [@bengangmo](#):
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> It seems to me to be a rather stupid idea for men with guns to start following soldiers around -  
> It takes less than that for people to start feeling threatened or in fear for their lives…

We could deputize all the soldiers! As cops, if they feel even the slightest hint of fear for their own or someone else’s safety, they can immediately shoot to kill! At least according to **Smapti**. Take that, Texas ‘counter-insurgency’! 😃

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**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2015, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/22955 "2015-07-14T14:58:00Z")

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> [@elucidator](#):
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> Obduran of Antioch (often confused with St. Abduran the Obtuse) references an obscure First Century C.E. cult known as the Bryanites, who insisted on wearing but a single shoe in obedience to religious principle…

Obscure because they were shortly anathematized and suppressed by the Gourdene Inquisition.

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**Author:** ![BlankSlate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blankslate/32/80_2.png) [@BlankSlate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlankSlate)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2015, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/22956 "2015-07-14T15:06:51Z")

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Not sure if this was already mentioned:

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> “Can you envision Jeb Bush or Hillary Clinton negotiating with ‘El Chapo’, the Mexican drug lord who escaped from prison? …” @realDonaldTrump Tweeted Sunday night.
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> He continued: “…Trump, however, would kick his ass!”

Why would the US president be “negotiating” with a Mexican cartel leader? I think we’re getting a peek into how Trump finances his shitty real estate projects.

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**Author:** ![BigAppleBucky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigapplebucky/32/178_2.png) [@BigAppleBucky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigAppleBucky)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2015, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/22957 "2015-07-14T16:53:42Z")

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> [@BlankSlate](#):
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> Not sure if this was already mentioned:
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> Why would the US president be “negotiating” with a Mexican cartel leader? I think we’re getting a peek into how Trump finances his shitty real estate projects.

Are JEB’s kids still drug dealers? There might be something to this.

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**Author:** ![BigAppleBucky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigapplebucky/32/178_2.png) [@BigAppleBucky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigAppleBucky)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2015, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/22958 "2015-07-14T17:02:54Z")

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Scott Walker’s campaign logo copied the stylized US flag logo used by eyewear retailer America’s Best. [Hilarity on Twitter](http://host.madison.com/ct/news/local/writers/jason-joyce/logogate-did-scott-walker-swipe-his-logo-from-discount-eyewear/article_9b9e214a-299f-11e5-8570-37394d9c3727.html) ensued.

#LogoGate

Just in from @Americas\_Best CEO Reade Fahs: “We don’t endorse prez. candidates but we’re never surprised when they endorse us” #logogate

America’s Best @Americas\_Best  
.@Mickyyfresh We’re just BIDEN our time.

America’s Best @Americas\_Best  
.@ScottWalker sure TRUMPed us by “borrowing” our logo. #logogate

America’s Best @Americas\_Best  
.@CNNPolitics We think @ScottWalker’s logo is HILLARYous. #logogate [https://twitter.com/CNNPolitics/status/620634823439192064](https://twitter.com/CNNPolitics/status/620634823439192064) …

etc.

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**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2015, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/22959 "2015-07-14T17:14:12Z")

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> [@elucidator](#):
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> Obduran of Antioch (often confused with St. Abduran the Obtuse) references an obscure First Century C.E. cult known as the Bryanites, who insisted on wearing but a single shoe in obedience to religious principle…

It was a sandal.

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**Author:** ![Tatterdemalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/43a26b/32.png) [@Tatterdemalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tatterdemalion)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2015, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/22960 "2015-07-14T17:22:49Z")

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> [@Mollie\_Magill](#):
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> It was a sandal.

Splitter

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2015, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/22961 "2015-07-14T18:27:49Z")

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> [@BigAppleBucky](#):
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> Scott Walker’s campaign logo copied the stylized US flag logo used by eyewear retailer America’s Best. [Hilarity on Twitter](http://host.madison.com/ct/news/local/writers/jason-joyce/logogate-did-scott-walker-swipe-his-logo-from-discount-eyewear/article_9b9e214a-299f-11e5-8570-37394d9c3727.html) ensued.
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> #LogoGate
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> Just in from @Americas\_Best CEO Reade Fahs: “We don’t endorse prez. candidates but we’re never surprised when they endorse us” #logogate
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> America’s Best @Americas\_Best  
> .@Mickyyfresh We’re just BIDEN our time.
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> America’s Best @Americas\_Best  
> .@ScottWalker sure TRUMPed us by “borrowing” our logo. #logogate
> 
> America’s Best @Americas\_Best  
> .@CNNPolitics We think @ScottWalker’s logo is HILLARYous. #logogate [x.com](https://twitter.com/CNNPolitics/status/620634823439192064) …
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> etc.

as Rachel Maddow pointed out on last night’s show, she had also already used a stylized flag with three red stripes as an “E” on her show before (no idea if the EyeWear place preceded her, though).  
These kinds of unintentional re-uses of similar logos are actually pretty common. When somebody finds a visually striking symbol, they don’t often go checking to see if anyone else has used it.

Several decades ago NC wanted a new logo to replace “the snake”,

[![](http://www.grayflannelsuit.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/NBC_snake-logo_1959-1975.png) ](http://www.grayflannelsuit.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/NBC_snake-logo_1959-1975.png)

and they paid a firm to come up with a new one. They got a stylized capital “N” made of two trapezoids, one red and one blue.

[![](http://www.grayflannelsuit.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/NBC_trapezoid-N-logo_1976-1979.png) ](http://www.grayflannelsuit.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/NBC_trapezoid-N-logo_1976-1979.png)

Unfortunately, that logo was already used by Nebraska Educational Telecommunications, albeit in a different color:

> **[Nebraska Public Media](https://logos.fandom.com/wiki/Nebraska_Public_Media)**
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> Nebraska Public Media (previously known as Nebraska Educational Telecommunications, or NET in shorthand) is the network of PBS and NPR-affiliated stations for the U.S. state of Nebraska. The TV flagship of what would become Nebraska Public Media is...

Ooops

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> In 1974, Nebraska ETV adopted a new logo–a stylized abstract “N” formed from two trapezoids. A year later, NBC unveiled a new logo that was identical to the Nebraska ETV logo, but for the blue coloring of the right trapezoid in the NBC logo. The commission sued NBC for trademark infringement in February 1976 a suit which generated national attention. In an out-of-court settlement, Nebraska ETV agreed to allow NBC to keep its logo. In return, NBC donated a color mobile unit and other equipment totaling over $800,000. It also paid the commission an additional $55,000 for the costs of eliminating the old logo from all advertising. Nebraska ETV’s new logo was unveiled in 1976

> **[Nebraska Public Media](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nebraska_Educational_Telecommunications)**
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> Nebraska Public Media, formerly Nebraska Educational Telecommunications (NET), is a state network of public radio and television stations in the U.S. state of Nebraska. It is operated by the Nebraska Educational Telecommunications Commission (NETC). The television stations are all members of the Public Broadcasting Service (PBS), while the radio stations are members of National Public Radio (NPR).
> The network is headquartered in the Terry M. Carpenter & Jack G. McBride Nebraska Public Media Cent...

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