# Stupid Republican idea of the day

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [March 26, 2009, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897 "2009-03-26T18:48:35Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![foolsguinea](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foolsguinea/32/14751_2.png) [@foolsguinea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/foolsguinea)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2015, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/25062 "2015-10-25T04:17:17Z")

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Read that carefully: The respondents are asked to pick “the worst news of all.” A plurality appear to have agreed that Obamacare working well was the worst news of all, far worse news than 30 million Americans remaining uninsured.

Maybe they didn’t read it carefully, but I suspect he knows his audience.

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2015, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/25063 "2015-10-25T05:32:28Z")

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Has that source used similar “polling” before?

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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2015, 7:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/25064 "2015-10-25T07:03:02Z")

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[Private detective working for David Vitter campaign arrested for illegally taping Vitter’s political opponents.](http://www.politico.com/story/2015/10/vitter-private-investigator-arrest-215130?cmpid=sf)

In other words, Louisiana business as usual.

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2015, 7:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/25065 "2015-10-25T07:24:31Z")

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If that Vitter guy got caught with the legendary dead hooker and live boy, it _still_ wouldn’t matter to those people! A pentagram, a sacrificed goat, black candles, well, shit boys will be boys…

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**Author:** ![Bridget\_Burke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7cd45c/32.png) [@Bridget\_Burke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bridget_Burke)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2015, 9:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/25066 "2015-10-25T09:11:16Z")

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[From the \*Des Moines Register[/I](http://www.desmoinesregister.com/story/news/elections/presidential/caucus/2015/10/23/cruz-clarinda-atlantic-stops/74404022/?from=global&sessionKey=&autologin=)]:

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> CLARINDA, Ia. – The U.S. is “one justice away” from a liberal Supreme Court causing enough damage for the nation to become unrecognizable, Texas Republican Ted Cruz said Friday.
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> “One more liberal justice and our right to keep and bear arms is taken away from us by an activist court. One more liberal justice and they begin sandblasting and bulldozing veterans memorials throughout this country. One more liberal justice and we lose our sovereignty to the United Nations and the World Court,” Cruz said when responding to how he would treat appointing justices to the court…
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> After the Supreme Court made rulings upholding the federal health care law and legalizing same-sex marriage nationwide, Cruz called for Supreme Court justices to face retention elections.

Cruz has been known to pose as a Constitutional Scholar. There’s a big picture in his office of himself presenting a case to the Supremes; he clerked for Rehnquist. But then he gets all pissy & wants to Amend the Constitution; sorry, Ted it’s not that easy.

Still, I doubt sane appointment or two will make the changes **he** predicts…

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**Author:** ![TonySinclair](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/49beb7/32.png) [@TonySinclair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TonySinclair)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2015, 9:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/25067 "2015-10-25T09:32:14Z")

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> [@Bridget\_Burke](#):
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> [From the \*Des Moines Register[/I](http://www.desmoinesregister.com/story/news/elections/presidential/caucus/2015/10/23/cruz-clarinda-atlantic-stops/74404022/?from=global&sessionKey=&autologin=)]:

I must have stepped out for a moment during the Democratic Presidential debate, when they all said they couldn’t wait to start bulldozing veterans’ memorials throughout the country.

Seriously, where does he get this shit? I mean, it’s bad enough when the Pubbies take stuff completely out of context, like during the Benghazi fiasco Thursday, but Cruz must put destructive verbs and patriotic nouns on a dartboard, and just grab the first two he hits.

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**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2015, 12:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/25068 "2015-10-25T12:06:27Z")

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> [@Bryan\_Ekers](#):
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> Has that source used similar “polling” before?

That’s the first one I’ve received. Hopefully there will be more, just for the entertainment value.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2015, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/25069 "2015-10-25T12:16:03Z")

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> [@TonySinclair](#):
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> but Cruz must put destructive verbs and patriotic nouns on a dartboard, and just grab the first two he hits.

That is absolutely ridiculous.

I’ve never seen him use just two.

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**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2015, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/25070 "2015-10-25T13:23:32Z")

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I didn’t see this if it was already mentioned: Mo Brooks of Alabama threatens to start the impeachment of Hillary Clinton, on her first day in office.  
As if I really needed to be reminded of how utterly batshit-fucking stoopid-crazy the Republicans are.

[http://www.reuters.com/article/2015/10/24/us-usa-election-clinton-impeachment-idUSKCN0SI02420151024](http://www.reuters.com/article/2015/10/24/us-usa-election-clinton-impeachment-idUSKCN0SI02420151024)

Quoted from link:  
He told a radio interviewer that “she will be a unique president if she is elected by the public next November because the day she’s sworn in is the day that she’s subject to impeachment because she has committed high crimes and misdemeanors.”

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**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2015, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/25071 "2015-10-25T14:47:04Z")

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> [@bobot](#):
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> Quoted from link:  
> He told a radio interviewer that “she will be a unique president if she is elected by the public next November because the day she’s sworn in is the day that she’s subject to impeachment because she has committed high crimes and misdemeanors.”

Hmm. Apparently it’s a high crime and a misdemeanor to be a Democrat now. Well, can’t say we didn’t see it coming.

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2015, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/25072 "2015-10-25T15:50:37Z")

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> [@foolsguinea](#):
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> Read that carefully: The respondents are asked to pick “the worst news of all.” A plurality appear to have agreed that Obamacare working well was the worst news of all, far worse news than 30 million Americans remaining uninsured.
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> Maybe they didn’t read it carefully, but I suspect he knows his audience.

No, re-read it, more carefully, it says “pick the worst news **or** all”. I would suggest that the worst news is the lack of a proofreader.

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**Author:** ![TonySinclair](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/49beb7/32.png) [@TonySinclair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TonySinclair)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2015, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/25073 "2015-10-25T16:17:01Z")

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> [@bobot](#):
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> I didn’t see this if it was already mentioned: Mo Brooks of Alabama threatens to start the impeachment of Hillary Clinton, on her first day in office.  
> As if I really needed to be reminded of how utterly batshit-fucking stoopid-crazy the Republicans are.
> 
> [http://www.reuters.com/article/2015/10/24/us-usa-election-clinton-impeachment-idUSKCN0SI02420151024](http://www.reuters.com/article/2015/10/24/us-usa-election-clinton-impeachment-idUSKCN0SI02420151024)
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> Quoted from link:  
> He told a radio interviewer that “she will be a unique president if she is elected by the public next November because the day she’s sworn in is the day that she’s subject to impeachment because she has committed high crimes and misdemeanors.”

There’s precedent, sort of. It’s pretty well accepted that the Southern Democrats switched to the Republican party in reaction to the civil rights movement of the 60’s, and that they are arguably the most powerful faction of the Pubbies today.

And when Lincoln was elected in 1860, the Southern Democrats didn’t wait to see what he would do after he took office the following March. Seven states seceded before Lincoln took office, just because he was elected.

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2015, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/25074 "2015-10-25T16:51:26Z")

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> [@bobot](#):
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> I didn’t see this if it was already mentioned: Mo Brooks of Alabama threatens to start the impeachment of Hillary Clinton, on her first day in office.

Post #24979.

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**Author:** ![TonySinclair](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/49beb7/32.png) [@TonySinclair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TonySinclair)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2015, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/25075 "2015-10-25T17:40:51Z")

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> [@silenus](#):
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> Post #24979.

I get so tired of people who only read the first 20,000 posts before jumping into a thread.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2015, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/25076 "2015-10-25T17:51:07Z")

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> [@TonySinclair](#):
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> I get so tired of people who only read the first 20,000 posts before jumping into a thread.

We need \*\*Zeldar \*\*to go through the thread and make a list of all the ideas.  
With links.

And then a poll to determine the top 5.  
😃

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**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2015, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/25077 "2015-10-25T17:56:40Z")

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> [@TonySinclair](#):
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> I get so tired of people who only read the first 20,000 posts before jumping into a thread.

That’s unfair.

They should only have to read the last 20,000.

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**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2015, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/25078 "2015-10-25T20:01:14Z")

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> [@running\_coach](#):
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> We need \*\*Zeldar \*\*to go through the thread and make a list of all the ideas.  
> With links.
> 
> And then a poll to determine the top 5.  
> 😃

We should all offer a toast to **Equipose** for starting this thread.

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2015, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/25079 "2015-10-25T20:28:25Z")

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> [@Evil\_Captor](#):
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> We should all offer a toast to **Equipose** for starting this thread.

And then give up a good cry that this thread has run for so long with such attention and data.

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2015, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/25080 "2015-10-25T20:30:12Z")

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> [@running\_coach](#):
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> We need \*\*Zeldar \*\*to go through the thread and make a list of all the ideas.  
> With links.
> 
> And then a poll to determine the top 5.  
> 😃

Or we could just ask adaher for the five ideas he thinks are the most misunderstood.

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**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2015, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/25081 "2015-10-26T00:24:14Z")

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> [@silenus](#):
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> And then give up a good cry that this thread has run for so long with such attention and data.

I think that this thread might outlive us all.

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