# Stupid Republican idea of the day

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [March 26, 2009, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897 "2009-03-26T18:48:35Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2015, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/25202 "2015-11-04T13:20:59Z")

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> [@ElvisL1ves](#):
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> Oh, good, we’re ready for the next Injun uprising.

Or _F Troop_ reboot.

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**Author:** ![DinoR](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dinor/32/2821_2.png) [@DinoR](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DinoR)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2015, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/25203 "2015-11-04T13:46:21Z")

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> [@running\_coach](#):
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> And The Officer’s Club is not a weapon.

Some Senior NCOs might disagree with you 😃

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**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2015, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/25204 "2015-11-04T14:27:19Z")

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> [@CalMeacham](#):
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> “Jeb can Fix It!” just reminds me too much of Fix It Felix from **Wreck it Ralph**

It reminds me of Bob the Builder.

“Jeb can fix it?”

“Yes, he can!”

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**Author:** ![Knorf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58956e/32.png) [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2015, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/25205 "2015-11-04T15:39:56Z")

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> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#):
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> Jeb! came out with his new “Jeb can fix it!” slogan…

Jebediah Kerman can fix anything.

Or are we talking about someone else? 😕

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**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2015, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/25206 "2015-11-04T15:49:03Z")

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> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#):
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> Jeb! came out with his new “Jeb can fix it!” slogan,…

Are we sure this is part of his campaign and he’s not leaving politics to become a veterinarian?

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**Author:** ![TonySinclair](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/49beb7/32.png) [@TonySinclair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TonySinclair)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2015, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/25207 "2015-11-04T15:58:01Z")

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> [@CalMeacham](#):
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> “Jeb can Fix It!” just reminds me too much of Fix It Felix from **Wreck it Ralph**

I think it was Jimmy Kimmel who recently said that what Jeb! needs to fix is the election.

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2015, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/25208 "2015-11-04T16:13:25Z")

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> [@Evil\_Captor](#):
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> And in a companion piece to this bit of news, we have this: [Georgia GOP Set to Pass Religious Exemption for Wife Beaters and Child Abusers.](http://www.occupydemocrats.com/georgia-gop-set-to-pass-religious-exemption-for-wife-beaters-child-abusers/)

That is a _ridiculous_ stretch. RFRA laws, for all their faults, do not provide a “religious exemption for wife beaters and child abusers.” Stuff like that makes legitimate complaints less credible.

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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2015, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/25209 "2015-11-04T20:12:25Z")

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[Senator wants to do away with the Senate.](http://www.rawstory.com/2015/11/tea-party-senator-questions-senates-existence-what-would-be-lost-if-we-had-only-a-house-of-representatives/)

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2015, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/25210 "2015-11-04T20:50:43Z")

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> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#):
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> [Senator wants to do away with the Senate.](http://www.rawstory.com/2015/11/tea-party-senator-questions-senates-existence-what-would-be-lost-if-we-had-only-a-house-of-representatives/)

I suggest we send him a copy of **The Federalist Papers** , and dog-ear the pages for #62 and #63.

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2015, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/25211 "2015-11-04T21:43:29Z")

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> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#):
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> [Senator wants to do away with the Senate.](http://www.rawstory.com/2015/11/tea-party-senator-questions-senates-existence-what-would-be-lost-if-we-had-only-a-house-of-representatives/)

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> …He continued his “thought experiment” by suggesting that Woodrow Wilson, regarded by some as the “godfather of liberalism”…

Ah, no. Not really. Maybe “some”. Yeah, “some”.

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**Author:** ![BigAppleBucky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigapplebucky/32/178_2.png) [@BigAppleBucky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigAppleBucky)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2015, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/25212 "2015-11-04T22:22:27Z")

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> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#):
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> That is a _ridiculous_ stretch. RFRA laws, for all their faults, do not provide a “religious exemption for wife beaters and child abusers.” Stuff like that makes legitimate complaints less credible.

I wouldn’t say ridiculous. If the law is passed, those issues will be litigated at some point because those claims will, very likely, be made.

Given some of the RIDICULOUS decisions given down relatively recently (Citizens United), who the heck knows.

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2015, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/25213 "2015-11-04T22:27:57Z")

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> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#):
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> That is a _ridiculous_ stretch. RFRA laws, for all their faults, do not provide a “religious exemption for wife beaters and child abusers.” Stuff like that makes legitimate complaints less credible.

> [@BigAppleBucky](#):
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> I wouldn’t say ridiculous. If the law is passed, those issues will be litigated at some point because those claims will, very likely, be made.

Your argument has merit, but why is _everybody_ ignoring the fact that [the law already _didn’t_ pass?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=18829619&postcount=25191)

Sorry we missed poking fun at it last spring. Let’s keep our eyes peeled for the next legislative session.

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**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2015, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/25214 "2015-11-04T23:02:04Z")

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> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#):
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> [Senator wants to do away with the Senate.](http://www.rawstory.com/2015/11/tea-party-senator-questions-senates-existence-what-would-be-lost-if-we-had-only-a-house-of-representatives/)

> [@CalMeacham](#):
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> I suggest we send him a copy of **The Federalist Papers** , and dog-ear the pages for #62 and #63.

Well, he talks about how Woodrow Wilson began “a plot to eliminate the legislature” and “The growth of the administrative state, the fourth branch of government, is increasingly hollowing out the Article I branch, the legislature” (not something Madison could have anticipated) – but, consider, Congress would be **stronger as against the executive** if it only had one house, if all the powers and functions of the Senate were devolved on the HoR.

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**Author:** ![user\_hostile](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/user_hostile/32/474_2.png) [@user\_hostile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/user_hostile)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2015, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/25215 "2015-11-04T23:59:37Z")

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I believe Sasse’s reasoning for a unicameral legislature is compelling:

Freedom Fries!

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**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2015, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/25216 "2015-11-05T00:55:40Z")

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Proof that Ben Carson has always been a loon; from a speech a year ago, he said [Fox News is the only thing that prevents the US from becoming Cuba](http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/ben-carson-jokes-americans-stupid) :

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> “Even if all the media tries to shut you down—which they have tried very much to do with me,” he said. “But they can’t because the good Lord has provided me with mechanisms like my syndicated column and like Fox News. We’d be Cuba if there were no Fox News.”

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**Author:** ![Ulf\_the\_Unwashed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Ulf\_the\_Unwashed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ulf_the_Unwashed)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2015, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/25217 "2015-11-05T01:14:06Z")

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> [@elucidator](#):
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> Ah, no. Not really. Maybe “some”. Yeah, “some”.

In logic, “some” means “at least one.”

I think it qualifies.

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**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2015, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/25218 "2015-11-05T01:30:30Z")

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> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#):
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> That is a _ridiculous_ stretch. RFRA laws, for all their faults, do not provide a “religious exemption for wife beaters and child abusers.” Stuff like that makes legitimate complaints less credible.

It doesn’t seem like much of a stretch, though, considering how many kids have died of curable illnesses because their parents’ religious beliefs kept them from taking the kids for medical care.

> **[Faith Healing: Religious Freedom vs. Child Protection](https://sciencebasedmedicine.org/faith-healing-religious-freedom-vs-child-protection/)**
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> We have written a lot about people who reject science-based medicine and turn to complementary/alternative medicine (CAM), but what about people who reject the very idea of medical treatment?Faith

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**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2015, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/25219 "2015-11-05T02:02:37Z")

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> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#):
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> That is a _ridiculous_ stretch. RFRA laws, for all their faults, do not provide a “religious exemption for wife beaters and child abusers.” Stuff like that makes legitimate complaints less credible.

It’s conservative DAs who were making the assertions, and they made them based on past cases where investigations were slowed down by assertions of religious freedom, and that was prior to the law. In any event, I think it did not pass into law.

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**Author:** ![Morgyn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morgyn/32/3041_2.png) [@Morgyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgyn)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2015, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/25220 "2015-11-05T02:18:12Z")

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The Goober is at it again, proposing an “experiment” to prove that homosexuals are “unnatural”. It’ll only take [100 years, 3 deserted islands, and 12 couples](http://www.towleroad.com/2015/11/gay-men-on-an-island/).

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2015, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/25221 "2015-11-05T02:22:30Z")

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> [@Morgyn](#):
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> The Goober is at it again, proposing an “experiment” to prove that homosexuals are “unnatural”. It’ll only take [100 years, 3 deserted islands, and 12 couples](http://www.towleroad.com/2015/11/gay-men-on-an-island/).

Someone needs to be on the men-only island to record the results.

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