# Stupid Republican idea of the day

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [March 26, 2009, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897 "2009-03-26T18:48:35Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2016, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/27022 "2016-01-27T20:27:16Z")

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I assume this guy is a Republican, since he attends racist political rallies. [A Philadelphia City Councilman wants to require all live entertainment venues to provide complete addresses and names of all performers to the police, and take the entertainment licensing away from the Department of Licenses and Entertainment, and give it to the police.](http://gawker.com/councilman-wants-to-make-bands-and-rappers-performing-i-1755496983)

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**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2016, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/27023 "2016-01-27T20:37:59Z")

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> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#):
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> I assume this guy is a Republican, since he attends racist political rallies. [A Philadelphia City Councilman wants to require all live entertainment venues to provide complete addresses and names of all performers to the police, and take the entertainment licensing away from the Department of Licenses and Entertainment, and give it to the police.](http://gawker.com/councilman-wants-to-make-bands-and-rappers-performing-i-1755496983)

Oh, great, in addition to all the other burdens our brave LEOs must bear, now they have to vet the strippers and the strip clubs . . . which might involve actually **going** there . . . chin up, Officers, it’s all for the public good!

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**Author:** ![Balance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Balance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balance)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2016, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/27024 "2016-01-27T21:22:56Z")

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> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#):
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> I assume this guy is a Republican…

The article says he’s a Democrat. Not all bigoted assholes are Republicans.

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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2016, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/27025 "2016-01-27T21:25:28Z")

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Sorry, I missed that because it was in the sidebar.

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**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2016, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/27026 "2016-01-27T21:26:41Z")

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[Nevada Pub lawmaker compares LaVoy Finicum (Malheur-occupier shot by cops) to Jesus.](http://www.salon.com/2016/01/27/republicans_react_to_news_of_oregon_standoff_with_wild_conspiracy_theories_and_bizarre_comparisons_to_jesus/)

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2016, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/27027 "2016-01-27T21:34:21Z")

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> [@Balance](#):
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> The article says he’s a Democrat. Not all bigoted assholes are Republicans.

> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#):
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> Sorry, I missed that because it was in the sidebar.

Yeah, A Republican would have wanted live entertainment deregulated.

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**Author:** ![user\_hostile](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/user_hostile/32/474_2.png) [@user\_hostile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/user_hostile)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2016, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/27028 "2016-01-27T21:46:25Z")

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> [@BrainGlutton](#):
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> [Nevada Pub lawmaker compares LaVoy Finicum (Malheur-occupier shot by cops) to Jesus.](http://www.salon.com/2016/01/27/republicans_react_to_news_of_oregon_standoff_with_wild_conspiracy_theories_and_bizarre_comparisons_to_jesus/)

Lavoy died for Bundy’s sins?

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**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2016, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/27029 "2016-01-27T22:04:10Z")

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> [@BrainGlutton](#):
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> [Nevada Pub lawmaker compares LaVoy Finicum (Malheur-occupier shot by cops) to Jesus.](http://www.salon.com/2016/01/27/republicans_react_to_news_of_oregon_standoff_with_wild_conspiracy_theories_and_bizarre_comparisons_to_jesus/)

…and on the third day, the tarp was empty…

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2016, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/27030 "2016-01-27T22:50:36Z")

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He was quoting Two Corinthians.

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**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2016, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/27031 "2016-01-27T23:14:34Z")

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I see what you did there: trying to trump other posters!

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2016, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/27032 "2016-01-27T23:30:07Z")

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OK, busted, I admit it. One Corinthians, Two Corinthians, its all Greek to me.

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**Author:** ![Frodo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/frodo/32/302_2.png) [@Frodo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frodo)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2016, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/27033 "2016-01-27T23:49:52Z")

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two Corinthians walk into a bar…

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**Author:** ![TonySinclair](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/49beb7/32.png) [@TonySinclair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TonySinclair)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2016, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/27034 "2016-01-28T00:20:33Z")

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> [@BrainGlutton](#):
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> [Nevada Pub lawmaker compares LaVoy Finicum (Malheur-occupier shot by cops) to Jesus.](http://www.salon.com/2016/01/27/republicans_react_to_news_of_oregon_standoff_with_wild_conspiracy_theories_and_bizarre_comparisons_to_jesus/)

Well, so do I: compared to Jesus, Finicum is a lot worse.

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**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2016, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/27035 "2016-01-28T01:02:19Z")

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> [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](#):
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> Debate? Hell, Trump may have found his VP candidate: TRUMP/PAGE 2016:\_\_\_\_ (you fill in the blank, I can’t bear too).

Make America weird again?

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**Author:** ![j666](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9de0a6/32.png) [@j666](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/j666)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2016, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/27036 "2016-01-28T01:35:34Z")

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> [@BrainGlutton](#):
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> :mad: Oh, sure, if we wanted to make a mockery of the whole thing! If it’s worth doing, it’s worth doing **right!** Public square! Tumbrils! Knitting! Drumroll! “It is a far, far, better thing I do . . .”

Fine, you bring the cabbages, I’ll bring the knitting, if Paige can scrounge up a tumbril.

> [@lance\_strongarm](#):
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> We were discussing a situation before the placenta had been detached and expelled. The bleeding from the uterine wall doesn’t start until after the placenta comes off of it.

Wait.

Carson was holding the baby, Mrs. Carson was running around looking for scissors, and the placenta hadn’t detached?

No. No, no, that just … that image …  
No.

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**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2016, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/27037 "2016-01-28T02:12:12Z")

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Huckabee campaigns via a parody of Adele’s “Hello.” Adele should sue.

Warning: This might actually be worse than Cruz’s Duck Dynasty camouflage ad.

> **[Words cannot describe the Adele parody video released by presidential...](https://finance.yahoo.com/news/words-cannot-describe-adele-parody-155452900.html)**
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> Former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee's (R) campaign on Wednesday released an Adele-themed campaign...

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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2016, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/27038 "2016-01-28T02:28:31Z")

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Wait, Huckabee is still in the campaign?

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**Author:** ![Balance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Balance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balance)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2016, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/27039 "2016-01-28T02:53:54Z")

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> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#):
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> Wait, Huckabee is still in the campaign?

It appears to be a common delusion.

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**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2016, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/27040 "2016-01-28T03:11:33Z")

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> [@Balance](#):
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> It appears to be a common delusion.

And Huckabee is Patient Zero.

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**Author:** ![bup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6bbea6/32.png) [@bup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bup)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2016, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/27041 "2016-01-28T03:24:23Z")

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> [@vivalostwages](#):
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> Huckabee campaigns via a parody of Adele’s “Hello.”

Adele.

To get everyone excited, get the excitement flowing in the dead of winter, heck, just to raise people’s moods, his campaign picked Adele. The artist who, when you type into google _Why are Adele songs_… auto-fills with _so sad?_

And then they picked the song that [ranked #3 in her catalog](http://www.complex.com/music/2015/11/adele-album-25-songs-ranked-by-sadness/adele-hello) ranked by _sadness_.

That’s sad. And not sad like, you know, Adele is sad. More like when people say Nickelback is sad.

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