# Stupid Republican idea of the day

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [March 26, 2009, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897 "2009-03-26T18:48:35Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2016, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/28582 "2016-04-15T22:35:20Z")

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> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#):
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> [National Review is upset that Obama hasn’t gone to war with Russia.](http://www.nationalreview.com/article/434099/vladimir-putin-baltic-syria-aggression)

National Review gets upset when Obama

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2016, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/28583 "2016-04-15T22:37:37Z")

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Since we don’t have a Ted Cruz Viciously Evil Idea thread.

> [@Ted Cruz's Evolving Ideology](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ted-cruzs-evolving-ideology/752151/12):
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> [Cruz is opposing a bill before the Senate which would help to fight international sex slavery, because it doesn’t do enough to prevent girls who are sold as sex slaves from getting abortions.](http://wonkette.com/600711/ted-cruz-wishes-child-sex-slaves-would-think-of-the-unborn-babies)

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**Author:** ![MaxTheVool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MaxTheVool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MaxTheVool)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2016, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/28584 "2016-04-15T23:29:56Z")

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> [@YogSothoth](#):
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> Not really. There are plenty of state laws that, if given a chance in the light of day outside of their dingy state halls, would probably be overturned. Just recently, the Tennessee AG warned that their proposal to have the bible as the state book was probably unconstitutional. California’s governor and AG famously refused to defend the anti-gay marriage law approved by the voters. I think Ted Cruz can very well be said to support such a thing and not use his “I’m just following the law” as a cover.

Possibly. I’m generally leery of assigning positions to anyone based on a side argued in a legal setting. Granted, an attorney general or solicitor general is hardly the same as a random lawyer, but there’s a big difference between “Ted Cruz decided that X would be a good idea and supports X” and “Ted Cruz made legal arguments in favor of X”. And for that matter, there’s a big difference between a law which is really really stupid (like banning dildos) and a law which is actively discriminatory.  
That said, Ted Cruz might actually support such a ridiculous position.

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2016, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/28585 "2016-04-16T02:03:59Z")

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> [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](#):
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> No you don’t.

Well, you’re right about that.

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2016, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/28586 "2016-04-16T02:27:52Z")

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> [@running\_coach](#):
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> Since we don’t have a Ted Cruz Viciously Evil Idea thread.

We did, but it was just “The Ted Cruz Idea Thread”

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**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2016, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/28587 "2016-04-16T04:29:53Z")

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> [@bobot](#):
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> Did’ja ckeck in with Sarah Palin? You Betcha!

As much as I hate to defend her, I do feel it necessary to point out that Sarah Palin has a [Bachelor’s Degree](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarah_Palin#College) in Communications, with an emphasis on journalism.

I was shocked to discover that, too.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2016, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/28588 "2016-04-16T04:48:59Z")

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> [@Superdude](#):
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> As much as I hate to defend her, I do feel it necessary to point out that Sarah Palin has a [Bachelor’s Degree](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarah_Palin#College) in Communications, with an emphasis on journalism.
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> I was shocked to discover that, too.

Even more so considering her expertise at communications.

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**Author:** ![Trinopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/2bfe46/32.png) [@Trinopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trinopus)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2016, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/28589 "2016-04-16T05:54:17Z")

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Bill Nye isn’t a scientist the way Vin Scully isn’t an athlete.

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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2016, 9:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/28590 "2016-04-16T09:55:14Z")

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> [@running\_coach](#):
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> Even more so considering her expertise at communications.

Think how bad she must have been _before_ she got her degree!

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**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2016, 11:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/28591 "2016-04-16T11:56:17Z")

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> [@Superdude](#):
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> As much as I hate to defend her, I do feel it necessary to point out that Sarah Palin has a [Bachelor’s Degree](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarah_Palin#College) in Communications, with an emphasis on journalism.
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> I was shocked to discover that, too.

Thanks a lot, you owe me a new Irony Meter. (Prepare your rimshots!) I hear that Wile E. Coyote graduated from the same school with a degree in roadrunner catching! (Rimshots, all!)

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2016, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/28592 "2016-04-16T14:29:21Z")

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> [@Superdude](#):
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> As much as I hate to defend her, I do feel it necessary to point out that Sarah Palin has a [Bachelor’s Degree](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarah_Palin#College) in Communications, with an emphasis on journalism.
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> I was shocked to discover that, too.

Keep in mind that in any given graduating class, someone must be at the bottom.

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2016, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/28593 "2016-04-16T16:34:05Z")

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> [@Chefguy](#):
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> Keep in mind that in any given graduating class, someone must be at the bottom.

So what do you call the person who graduated at the bottom of their journalism class?

“Vice-President”, almost.

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**Author:** ![user\_hostile](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/user_hostile/32/474_2.png) [@user\_hostile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/user_hostile)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2016, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/28594 "2016-04-17T04:38:06Z")

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> [@Chefguy](#):
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> Keep in mind that in any given graduating class, someone must be at the bottom.

“Full-term Governor”, almost.

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**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2016, 10:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/28595 "2016-04-17T10:01:02Z")

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Sortta sad that after all that education, including a degree in communications from an English university, she still can’t speak English, or any other language.

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2016, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/28596 "2016-04-18T14:19:17Z")

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> [@Muffin](#):
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> Sortta sad that after all that education, including a degree in communications from an English university, she still can’t speak English, or any other language.

She’s that rare person who can graduate with a liberal arts degree without having read a single book, or having absorbed any of that which was taught. A Teflon-covered blank slate, if you will, upon which nothing may be writ.

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2016, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/28597 "2016-04-18T14:57:30Z")

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[Ted Cruz sure put them dumb Democrats in their place](https://twitter.com/tedcruz/status/721460062355468289):

> [@Ted on Twitter](#):
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> Dems kill jobs, ignore facts. CO2 is what every human breathes out; every plant, in turn,consumes CO2. #ScienceFacts

Also, people need water so it’s good that the ocean levels will rise! There will be more jobs for scuba instructors!

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2016, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/28598 "2016-04-18T15:06:57Z")

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And Obama can take longer walks!

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**Author:** ![jsc1953](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jsc1953](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jsc1953)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2016, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/28599 "2016-04-18T15:22:23Z")

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> [@Muffin](#):
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> Sortta sad that after all that education, including a degree in communications from an English university, she still can’t speak English, or any other language.

A recent Facebook meme on this subject shows pictures of 3 women and these captions:

Gabby Giffords: shot in the head, still speaks passionately on gun control.

Malila Yousefzai: shot in the head, still speaks passionately on education for women.

Sarah Palin: not shot in the head, still speaks like an imbecile on any subject.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2016, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/28600 "2016-04-18T16:11:50Z")

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[John Kasich Wishes LGBT People Would Just “Get Over” Discrimination](https://www.yahoo.com/news/john-kasich-wishes-lgbt-people-135500889.html)

> [@](#):
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> During an appearance on CNN’s State of the Union on Sunday, the Ohio governor dismissed the outcry over anti-LGBTQ laws springing up in states across the country — North Carolina, Mississippi, Tennessee —\*\* saying those who face discrimination should take it in stride. \*\*
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> “If you feel as though somebody is doing something wrong against you, can you just, for a second, get over it, you know, because this thing will settle down,” Kasich said.

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2016, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/28601 "2016-04-18T16:57:05Z")

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> [@Gyrate](#):
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> [Ted Cruz sure put them dumb Democrats in their place](https://twitter.com/tedcruz/status/721460062355468289):Also, people need water so it’s good that the ocean levels will rise! There will be more jobs for scuba instructors!

Ted conveniently ignores the fact that we are clear-cutting our planet to produce cash crops, which do not absorb as much CO2 as what has been cut, then burned for a double dose of fun.

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