# Stupid Republican idea of the day

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [March 26, 2009, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897 "2009-03-26T18:48:35Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2016, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/29522 "2016-06-08T15:37:58Z")

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> [@Mollie\_Magill](#):
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> I’ve noticed that the Short Fingered Vulgarian does a lot of complaining about not being treated fairly. When reporters ask him questions, not just repeating his press releases, it’s unfair. When the press quotes him in his entirety, it’s unfair. Whenever a court rules against him, it’s unfair.

But when he challenges a judge’s impartiality because of his ethnicity, it’s a question that needs to be asked.

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**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2016, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/29523 "2016-06-08T15:40:01Z")

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> [@Robot\_Arm](#):
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> But when he challenges a judge’s impartiality because of his ethnicity, it’s a question that needs to be asked.

Why do you keep bringing that up?

You must be the _real_ racist!

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**Author:** ![Try2B\_Comprehensive](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/try2b_comprehensive/32/65_2.png) [@Try2B\_Comprehensive](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Try2B_Comprehensive)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2016, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/29524 "2016-06-08T19:56:41Z")

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> [@GIGObuster](#):
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> Oh, and the New York Daily News comes with another brutal cover. this time directed to Ryan And Trump:
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> [Brutal Daily News Cover Coming in the AM: 'I'm With Racist'](http://www.nbcnews.com/card/brutal-daily-news-cover-coming-am-im-racist-n587701)
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> “I’M WITH RACIST!”

To be fair, Ryan is being consistent. The GOP doesn’t mind a racist government, just so long as it is a \*small \* racist government.

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**Author:** ![adaher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/dec6dc/32.png) [@adaher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/adaher)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2016, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/29525 "2016-06-08T21:14:32Z")

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Since we were talking about Trump U donations, Florida AG Pam Bondi has been a very naughty girl:

[http://www.tampabay.com/blogs/the-buzz-florida-politics/ap-bondi-sought-trump-donation-before-dropping-fraud-case/2280537](http://www.tampabay.com/blogs/the-buzz-florida-politics/ap-bondi-sought-trump-donation-before-dropping-fraud-case/2280537)

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**Author:** ![Trinopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/2bfe46/32.png) [@Trinopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trinopus)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2016, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/29526 "2016-06-08T23:21:53Z")

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> [@Robot\_Arm](#):
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> . . . give them a tour of a Twinkie factory . . .

> [@TonySinclair](#):
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> “We saw huge stockpiles of yellowcake.”

Okay, 'fess up, you guys planned that, didn’t you?

(Now I’m hungry…)

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2016, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/29527 "2016-06-08T23:52:34Z")

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Minnesota Republican calls out her opponent for being [“half-black”.](http://thinkprogress.org/politics/2016/06/08/3786143/erin-maye-quade-ali-jimenez-hopper-half-black-lgbt/)

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**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2016, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/29528 "2016-06-09T00:41:38Z")

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> [@Trinopus](#):
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> Okay, 'fess up, you guys planned that, didn’t you?

Not a bit.  
It was on my mind when I was writing my post, but there just wasn’t any way to work in that detail without the whole joke getting too convoluted and unwieldy. But hey, if it works as a straight line for someone else, fabulous.

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**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2016, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/29529 "2016-06-09T01:21:21Z")

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> [@Trinopus](#):
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> Okay, 'fess up, you guys planned that, didn’t you?

Regardless, it wins the thread, if only for a day.

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**Author:** ![BigAppleBucky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigapplebucky/32/178_2.png) [@BigAppleBucky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigAppleBucky)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2016, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/29530 "2016-06-09T03:24:57Z")

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> [@adaher](#):
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> Since we were talking about Trump U donations, Florida AG Pam Bondi has been a very naughty girl:
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> [http://www.tampabay.com/blogs/the-buzz-florida-politics/ap-bondi-sought-trump-donation-before-dropping-fraud-case/2280537](http://www.tampabay.com/blogs/the-buzz-florida-politics/ap-bondi-sought-trump-donation-before-dropping-fraud-case/2280537)

Greg Abbot, governor of Texas, took similar money when he was the Texas AG. Apparently Trump knew what palms to grease.

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**Author:** ![adaher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/dec6dc/32.png) [@adaher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/adaher)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2016, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/29531 "2016-06-09T03:42:37Z")

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And now we know what AGs should never hold another office. Although lately that seems like most of them. It’s become a great jumping off point for a career, which has caused too many of them to politicize enforcement of the law.

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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2016, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/29532 "2016-06-10T17:19:32Z")

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[Did Senator David Perdue pray for Obama’s death?](http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/david-perdue-let-obamas-days-be-few)

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**Author:** ![TonySinclair](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/49beb7/32.png) [@TonySinclair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TonySinclair)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2016, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/29533 "2016-06-10T18:17:44Z")

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> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#):
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> [Did Senator David Perdue pray for Obama’s death?](http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/david-perdue-let-obamas-days-be-few)

It’s people like him who give idiots a bad name.

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**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2016, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/29534 "2016-06-10T21:14:16Z")

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I was just coming in here to mention Perdue. Here’s a clip from one article.

\*Sen. David Perdue, a freshman senator from Georgia, opened his remarks at the Faith & Freedom Coalition’s Road to Majority conference by encouraging attendees to pray for President Obama. But, he added in a joking tone, they need to pray for him in a very specific way: “We should pray for him like Psalms 109:8 says: May his days be short,” the senator said, smiling wryly.

The crowd chuckled and he moved on with his address.

The rest of that passage, which Perdue did not recite, reads, “May another take his place of leadership. May his children be fatherless and his wife a widow. May his children be wandering beggars; may they be driven from their ruined homes.”\*

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**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2016, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/29535 "2016-06-10T21:37:26Z")

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> Perdue spokeswoman Caroline Vanvick said in a statement to Bloomberg that the Georgia senator “in no way wishes harm towards our president.”

I assume she then winked at the reporter. See Mr. Trump? THAT’s how it’s done!

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**Author:** ![E-DUB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/e-dub/32/403_2.png) [@E-DUB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E-DUB)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2016, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/29536 "2016-06-10T22:17:41Z")

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Bruce Campbell, yes that Bruce Campbell, calls out Trump supporters for using fake bloody picture of beaten “supporter”.

[http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/bruce-campbell-says-picture-alleged-9006](http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/bruce-campbell-says-picture-alleged-9006)

Aside from the fact that she’s not a Trump supporter, wasn’t beaten, and that isn’t even real blood…

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**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2016, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/29537 "2016-06-10T23:51:32Z")

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Linkee no workee: [Bruce Campbell Says Picture of Alleged Bloody Trump Supporter Actually Makeup Test For ‘Ash vs Evil Dead’ – The Hollywood Reporter](http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/bruce-campbell-says-picture-alleged-900689)

ETA: Samara Weaving is hot. And Strine, like her uncle. Who made a mega-bad transvestite.

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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2016, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/29538 "2016-06-10T23:56:26Z")

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> [@dropzone](#):
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> Linkee no workee: [Bruce Campbell Says Picture of Alleged Bloody Trump Supporter](http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/bruce-campbell-says-picture-alleged-900689)
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> ETA: Samara Weaving is hot. And Strine, like her uncle. Who made a mega-bad transvestite.

You meant bad-ass transvestite.

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**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2016, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/29539 "2016-06-11T00:07:24Z")

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Bad-ass, but he couldn’t come close to passing. Terrence Stamp, OTOH…

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**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2016, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/29540 "2016-06-11T00:19:36Z")

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> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#):
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> [Did Senator David Perdue pray for Obama’s death?](http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/david-perdue-let-obamas-days-be-few)

Sounds to me like he thought he was being witty, but being a Republican, he was naturally unable. (Here’s the punchline, you’ll know it when it feels like you got hit in the side of the head with a sledgehammer! Yuk-yuk.)  
By the way: Purdue. Is he of the Purdue chicken-fuckers?

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**Author:** ![E-DUB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/e-dub/32/403_2.png) [@E-DUB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E-DUB)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2016, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/29541 "2016-06-11T00:26:45Z")

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Ok. Try this one

[https://www.yahoo.com/tv/actor-bruce-campbell-says-conservative-tweet-faked-142337613.html](https://www.yahoo.com/tv/actor-bruce-campbell-says-conservative-tweet-faked-142337613.html)

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