# Stupid Republican idea of the day

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [March 26, 2009, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897 "2009-03-26T18:48:35Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2016, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/30362 "2016-07-30T18:33:29Z")

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Amongst you soft guys with the wobbly bits…what is the absolute lowest? I’ve been told “sow” was the very bottom. Don’t have any real need to know, just the curiosity bump.

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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2016, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/30363 "2016-07-30T18:36:07Z")

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> [@Fear\_Itself](#):
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> Mayor calls Barack Obama ‘monkey man,’ & Michelle Obama ‘gorilla face,’ but [says he’s not racist](http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/us_55a71677e4b04740a3defd84):

I stumbled across that story earlier in the week and was going to report it, till I saw that the story was from a year ago and events have superceded.

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2016, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/30364 "2016-07-30T18:43:04Z")

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> **[Donald Trump to Father of Fallen Soldier: 'I've Made a Lot of Sacrifices'](https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/donald-trump-father-fallen-soldier-ive-made-lot/story?id=41015051)**
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> In his first response to a searing charge that he’d “sacrificed nothing” for the U.S., Trump said he'd created "thousands and thousands of jobs."

**Donald Trump to Father of Fallen Soldier: ‘I’ve Made a Lot of Sacrifices’**

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> In his first response to a searing charge from bereaved Army father Khizr Khan that he’d “sacrificed nothing” for his country, Donald Trump claimed that he had in fact sacrificed by employing “thousands and thousands of people.” He also suggested that Khan’s wife didn’t speak because she was forbidden to as a Muslim and questioned whether Khan’s words were his own.
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> “Who wrote that? Did Hillary’s script writers write it?” Trump said in an interview with ABC News’ George Stephanopoulos. “I think I’ve made a lot of sacrifices. I work very, very hard.”…

Excuse me, I have some cookies to toss…

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**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2016, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/30365 "2016-07-30T19:18:18Z")

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> [@Fear\_Itself](#):
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> Mayor calls Barack Obama ‘monkey man,’ & Michelle Obama ‘gorilla face,’ but [says he’s not racist](http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/us_55a71677e4b04740a3defd84):

The surest sign that what you’re about to hear is racist is the inclusion of the words “I’m not a racist, but”.

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**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2016, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/30366 "2016-07-30T19:31:35Z")

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> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#):
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> I stumbled across that story earlier in the week and was going to report it, till I saw that the story was from a year ago and events have superceded.

Damn, I didn’t notice that. It popped up in my news feed.

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**Author:** ![TonySinclair](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/49beb7/32.png) [@TonySinclair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TonySinclair)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2016, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/30367 "2016-07-30T21:46:19Z")

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> [@Fear\_Itself](#):
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> Fox News host claims the [Bush administration got Bin Laden](https://mediamatters.org/video/2016/07/28/fox-news-host-bush-administration-got-bin-laden-not-obama/211998):

That’s pretty typical right wingnut revisionism, just like the Clinton era of peace and prosperity was all a delayed reaction to Reagan’s policies, and the 9-11 attack was all Clinton’s fault, while Bush kept us safe.

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**Author:** ![TonySinclair](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/49beb7/32.png) [@TonySinclair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TonySinclair)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2016, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/30368 "2016-07-30T21:47:24Z")

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> [@ElvisL1ves](#):
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> The surest sign that what you’re about to hear is racist is the inclusion of the words “I’m not a racist, but”.

Actually, “gorilla face” and “monkey man” are pretty strong indicators themselves.

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**Author:** ![standingwave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9de0a6/32.png) [@standingwave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/standingwave)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2016, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/30369 "2016-07-30T21:59:21Z")

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dupe

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**Author:** ![standingwave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9de0a6/32.png) [@standingwave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/standingwave)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2016, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/30370 "2016-07-30T22:01:00Z")

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> [@TonySinclair](#):
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> That’s pretty typical right wingnut revisionism, just like the Clinton era of peace and prosperity was all a delayed reaction to Reagan’s policies, and the 9-11 attack was all Clinton’s fault, while Bush kept us safe.

I remember when Rush Limbaugh [blamed](http://www.rushlimbaugh.com/daily/2008/11/06/obama_recession_in_full_swing) the economic crisis in 2008 on president-_elect_ Obama. :mad:

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**Author:** ![Leaper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/4bbf92/32.png) [@Leaper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaper)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2016, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/30371 "2016-07-30T23:08:25Z")

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> [@E-DUB](#):
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> Our favorite fascist blow-up doll is at it again.
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> [http://www.sfgate.com/entertainment/the-wrap/article/Ann-Coulter-Hammered-by-Conservatives-for-8653192.php?cmpid=twitter-desktop](http://www.sfgate.com/entertainment/the-wrap/article/Ann-Coulter-Hammered-by-Conservatives-for-8653192.php?cmpid=twitter-desktop)

… The headline is about conservatives reacting to Coulter, then they quote Keith Olbermann?

On a related note, I’d sort of like to see one of these people double down on a quote like this sometime. I’d like to see Ann Coulter say to her fellow conservatives criticizing her, “Yeah, what are you going to do about it? Become a suicide bomber? Fly a plane into a skyscraper? That’s what he wants to do, I’m sure.” Just let that racist flag fly proudly, so it’s impossible to deny anymore. Too many people are hiding behind cloaks of plausible and not so plausible deniability, and too many people believe them, and I’m kind of sick of it.

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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2016, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/30372 "2016-07-30T23:15:34Z")

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[Sandy Rios claims that there is no way that Khizr Khan can be a patriotic American until he condemns Muslim terrorism.](http://deadstate.org/christian-radio-host-questions-muslim-dnc-speakers-patriotism-were-not-sure-about-you-sir/)

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2016, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/30373 "2016-07-30T23:29:34Z")

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Goddam shit piss fuck! Venomous mutation of pond scum and a Gila Monster! Soul of a scorpion, lacking the warmth! Pus bucket for all thousand sexual diseases of the camel! And…and…an asshole!

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**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2016, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/30374 "2016-07-31T00:02:20Z")

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You know folks, it’s legit eerie how “Islam” or “Islamic terrorism” is reminiscent of “Jews” back in the 1900s, the way they’re used in mainstream political discourse these days. Hit the newspaper archives, you’ll see. I ain’t saying, I’m just saying.  
I’m still waiting on the Protocols of the Elders of Mecca, but I guess [thereligionofpeace.com](http://thereligionofpeace.com) is a decent enough substitute. Gotta move with the times. And I’m pretty convinced that twenty years from now, the people around me will wring their hands, wondering where we went wrong or how we got to the death camps. Not the drone nukes on the sandbox - the camps. We’ll eat our own yet, just you wait.

You know what’s darkly hilarious to me though ? How Orlando suddenly made so very many rabid right wingers opportunistically gay-friendly. But then I had practice laughing about it - in my own country the attack on Charlie Hebdo suddenly gained them so \*very \*many fans who’d shat upon them the fourty years prior :).  
Mindless, ignorant hatred is so cool. Brings people together, you know ?

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2016, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/30375 "2016-07-31T00:25:17Z")

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> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#):
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> [Sandy Rios claims that there is no way that Khizr Khan can be a patriotic American until he condemns Muslim terrorism.](http://deadstate.org/christian-radio-host-questions-muslim-dnc-speakers-patriotism-were-not-sure-about-you-sir/)

All I needed to read was the first three words of the headline to know how vile it would be. “Christian radio host.”

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**Author:** ![slumtrimpet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5e925/32.png) [@slumtrimpet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/slumtrimpet)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2016, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/30376 "2016-07-31T00:53:36Z")

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Speaking of ‘vile’, is it just me or does it feel like the “Stupid idea of the day” has recently morphed into the Vile idea of the day?

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**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2016, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/30377 "2016-07-31T00:54:11Z")

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Have we heard this person condemn terrorists like the Bundys and their ilk?

“great plank”, “eye”, etc.

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**Author:** ![Knorf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58956e/32.png) [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2016, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/30378 "2016-07-31T01:15:16Z")

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> [@slumtrimpet](#):
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> Speaking of ‘vile’, is it just me or does it feel like the “Stupid idea of the day” has recently morphed into the Vile idea of the day?

Well, the crowning stupidest, and vilest, Republican idea of all time has been to let Donald Jackass Trump receive the nomination to run for President, with only a small handful of long-time GOP faithful continuing to speak against him.

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**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2016, 9:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/30379 "2016-07-31T09:42:40Z")

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> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#):
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> I stumbled across that story earlier in the week and was going to report it, till I saw that the story was from a year ago and events have superceded.

“[Declining health issues.](http://www.cawh.org/home/showdocument?id=2424)” Would that be mental health by any chance?

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**Author:** ![Morgyn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morgyn/32/3041_2.png) [@Morgyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgyn)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2016, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/30380 "2016-07-31T13:16:18Z")

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> [@Muffin](#):
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> “[Declining health issues.](http://www.cawh.org/home/showdocument?id=2424)” Would that be mental health by any chance?

Three bouts of cancer. Guy’s a turd, but that’s pretty damned horrible.

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**Author:** ![Mr.Miskatonic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr.miskatonic/32/310_2.png) [@Mr.Miskatonic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Miskatonic)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2016, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/30381 "2016-07-31T15:30:01Z")

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Didn’t see this but, to no one’s surprse the voter restriction laws were custom designed to keep blacks from voting:

> **[The ‘smoking gun’ proving North Carolina Republicans tried to disenfranchise...](https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/wonk/wp/2016/07/29/the-smoking-gun-proving-north-carolina-republicans-tried-to-disenfranchise-black-voters/)**
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> A federal court hands down a damning indictment of North Carolina's law.

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