# Stupid Republican idea of the day

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [March 26, 2009, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897 "2009-03-26T18:48:35Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2016, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/30482 "2016-08-06T02:14:40Z")

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> [@Folacin](#):
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> Link? I am only asking because he did something very similar back in May.

[And January.](http://www.mediaite.com/online/trump-hillary-should-tell-security-detail-to-disarm-if-she-hates-guns-so-much/)

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> ```
> Hillary said that guns don't keep you safe. If she really believes that she should demand that her heavily armed bodyguards quickly disarm!
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> — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 3, 2016
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> ```

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**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2016, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/30483 "2016-08-06T02:50:55Z")

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> [@Folacin](#):
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> Link? I am only asking because he did something very similar back in May.

Saw it on a live feed of his Green Bay rally tonight, where he tepidly endorsed Ryan.

He was reading from sheets of paper, but then went off leash and started ranting about TPP and Obamacare and the 2nd Amendment.

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**Author:** ![John\_Stamos\_Left\_Ear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_stamos_left_ear/32/3198_2.png) [@John\_Stamos\_Left\_Ear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Stamos_Left_Ear)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2016, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/30484 "2016-08-06T03:02:37Z")

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> [@Lord\_Feldon](#):
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> Weird. Maine does have separate votes for its congressional districts, and he’s more likely to win one of the districts than the state overall…but it’s still pretty unlikely.

Maddow mentioned that as a possibility - except he was not in the relevant district.

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2016, 7:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/30485 "2016-08-06T07:25:07Z")

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I don’t think Trump decides where to go based on effective political tactics, I think he goes where he expects people to show up and cheer. Which is why he thinks he’s winning, because people show up and cheer for him when he simply “speaks his mind”.

That’s how he knows that the polls are lying and/or wrong. Because listen to all those cheering people! They love him! And they will keep on loving him if he is honest and forthright, which for him means saying whatever pops into his head.

And if he follows the intelligent and mature advice of his intelligent and mature advisers, his speeches will become dull, normal, and mature. And the frantic flow of juice from the crowd will taper off, he will be like Dr. House with one less Vicodin than he’s used to.

And probably won’t work. Any downturn, however slight, he will figure its because he isn’t being authentic, not true to his glorious nature, he will revert to form, the crowd will go wild, once again, and…winning!

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**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2016, 9:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/30486 "2016-08-06T09:27:03Z")

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> [@elucidator](#):
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> And the frantic flow of juice from the crowd will taper off, he will be like Dr. House with one less Vicodin than he’s used to.

Fewer.

/Stannis

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**Author:** ![Punoqllads](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/d2c977/32.png) [@Punoqllads](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Punoqllads)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2016, 9:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/30487 "2016-08-06T09:27:33Z")

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> [@BigAppleBucky](#):
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> Considering that the (deluded?) people of Maine have elected and re-elected Paul LePage, how can we possibly say they’re too sane to vote for Trump?

Psst: post 30450

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**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2016, 11:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/30488 "2016-08-06T11:34:12Z")

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Republican Mayor of Stockton, California Anthony Silva has been arrested for providing alcohol to minors at a summer camp he runs, and playing strip poker with at least one minor and [recording the incident.](http://www.nbcbayarea.com/news/local/Stockton-Mayor-389204231.html)

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**Author:** ![Mr.Greenjeans](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr.greenjeans/32/551_2.png) [@Mr.Greenjeans](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Greenjeans)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2016, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/30489 "2016-08-06T12:42:34Z")

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> [@Fear\_Itself](#):
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> …and recording the incident.

You know what they say: Pics (or audio) or it didn’t happen.

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**Author:** ![E-DUB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/e-dub/32/403_2.png) [@E-DUB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E-DUB)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2016, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/30490 "2016-08-06T14:20:56Z")

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It’s always nice when the perps create their own evidence.

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**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2016, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/30491 "2016-08-06T17:54:51Z")

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> [@Kobal2](#):
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> > [@elucidator](#):
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> > And the frantic flow of juice from the crowd will taper off, he will be like Dr. House with one less Vicodin than he’s used to.
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> Fewer.
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> /Stannis

My favorite Daniel Tosh bit:

> [@Daniel Tosh](#):
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> My girlfriend says we’d have less arguments if I’d stop correcting her all the time. I said ‘fewer’.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2016, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/30492 "2016-08-07T01:17:27Z")

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[Rubio: No abortions for Zika-infected women](http://www.politico.com/states/florida/story/2016/08/rubio-no-abortions-for-zika-infected-women-104555)

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> Without prompting, Rubio acknowledged the challenges of the birth defects that result from Zika.
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> “Obviously, microcephaly is a terrible prenatal condition that kids are born with. And when they are, it’s a lifetime of difficulties,” he said. "So I get it. I’m not pretending to you that that’s an easy question you asked me. But I’m prolife. And I’m strongly prolife. **I believe all human life should be protected by our law, irrespective of the circumstances or condition of that life."**

Easy for him to say.

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**Author:** ![BigAppleBucky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigapplebucky/32/178_2.png) [@BigAppleBucky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigAppleBucky)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2016, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/30493 "2016-08-07T14:23:01Z")

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> [@running\_coach](#):
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> [Rubio: No abortions for Zika-infected women](http://www.politico.com/states/florida/story/2016/08/rubio-no-abortions-for-zika-infected-women-104555)
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> Easy for him to say.

Even the Pope would allow women in zika infected areas to use birth control.

In any non-Trump year, this person, with such a low degree of empathy, would have been the GOP nominee or at least a much stronger contender.

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**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2016, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/30494 "2016-08-07T16:42:00Z")

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> [@BigAppleBucky](#):
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> Even the Pope would allow women in zika infected areas to use birth control.

Yeah, but the current Pope is afflicted by a curse even worse than zika virus - empathy. Our prayers are with him in this difficult time, etc etc.

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**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2016, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/30495 "2016-08-07T19:15:08Z")

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Mitch McConnell says one of his proudest moments is telling Obama “you will NOT be filling the Supreme Court vacancy”

[http://www.ifyouonlynews.com/politics/mcconnell-one-of-my-proudest-moments-was-telling-obama-i-wouldnt-do-my-job-now-video/](http://www.ifyouonlynews.com/politics/mcconnell-one-of-my-proudest-moments-was-telling-obama-i-wouldnt-do-my-job-now-video/)

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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2016, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/30496 "2016-08-07T21:21:30Z")

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[Rand Paul apparently believes people are poor because they don’t work hard enough.](http://dcpols.com/rand-paul-poor-people-dont-have-money-because-they-dont-work-hard-like-the-rest-of-us/)

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**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2016, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/30497 "2016-08-07T21:31:37Z")

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> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#):
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> [Rand Paul apparently believes people are poor because they don’t work hard enough.](http://dcpols.com/rand-paul-poor-people-dont-have-money-because-they-dont-work-hard-like-the-rest-of-us/)

I would modestly point out that the article you referenced is a year old, albeit the comment is stupid enough to qualify.

Press on.

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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2016, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/30498 "2016-08-07T22:00:46Z")

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Dammit, it was in my feed this morning. ☹

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2016, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/30499 "2016-08-07T22:09:41Z")

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> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#):
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> Dammit, it was in my feed this morning. ☹

Guess what you posted in this thread at this time last year?

Actually, nothing. 😃

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**Author:** ![Finagle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b19c9b/32.png) [@Finagle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Finagle)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2016, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/30500 "2016-08-08T05:27:26Z")

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> [@Superdude](#):
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> Mitch McConnell says one of his proudest moments is telling Obama “you will NOT be filling the Supreme Court vacancy”
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> [http://www.ifyouonlynews.com/politics/mcconnell-one-of-my-proudest-moments-was-telling-obama-i-wouldnt-do-my-job-now-video/](http://www.ifyouonlynews.com/politics/mcconnell-one-of-my-proudest-moments-was-telling-obama-i-wouldnt-do-my-job-now-video/)

Wouldn’t it be hilarious if Hillary gets elected, nominates Obama, and he literally fills the Supreme Court vacancy? OK, not hilarious. But ironic.

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**Author:** ![Askthepizzaguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/askthepizzaguy/32/9405_2.png) [@Askthepizzaguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askthepizzaguy)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2016, 10:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/30501 "2016-08-08T10:16:29Z")

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> [@digs](#):
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> The Donald, just now: “I call on Hillary’s Secret Service guards to immediately give up their weapons, and see if she can talk her way out of someone with a gun.”

I call on Donald Trump to allow anyone with a firearm to be allowed near him, in support of the gun freedom and liberty he supports.

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