# Stupid Republican idea of the day

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [March 26, 2009, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897 "2009-03-26T18:48:35Z")\
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**Author:** ![TonySinclair](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/49beb7/32.png) [@TonySinclair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TonySinclair)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2016, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/30702 "2016-08-18T15:01:02Z")

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When criticizing Republicans, I usually think it’s poor form to go after somebody who simply mispronounced a word or something.

However, I think this warrants an exception:

‘Former Arizona Gov. Jan Brewer (R) said on Wednesday that her comment calling Hillary Clinton a “lying killer” was just a “mispronunciation” of the Democratic nominee’s name.’

> **[Jan Brewer Clarifies Clinton "Lying Killer" Remark: It Was A "Stumble Of The...](https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/andrewkaczynski/jan-brewer-clarifies-clinton-lying-killer-remark-it-was-a-st)**
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> "I'm telling you it was a mispronunciation," Brewer told BuzzFeed News on Wednesday.

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**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2016, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/30703 "2016-08-18T15:23:29Z")

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Oh good god. If I lived in a heavy Republican conspiracy area, I’d gather some acorns from the oaks around here and drop a handful at the entrance to the polls on election day. Just to mess with them.

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**Author:** ![E-DUB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/e-dub/32/403_2.png) [@E-DUB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E-DUB)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2016, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/30704 "2016-08-18T15:29:46Z")

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I’m reminded of Barney Frank’s comment after GOP House leader Dick Armey referred to him as “Barney Fag” and then tried the same “slip of the tongue” defense.

“I accept his explanation…but nobody ever called my mom ‘Mrs. Fag’.”

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**Author:** ![Inner\_Stickler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inner_stickler/32/318_2.png) [@Inner\_Stickler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inner_Stickler)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2016, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/30705 "2016-08-18T15:37:35Z")

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> [@Biggirl](#):
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> [Stupid or scary?](https://twitter.com/DylanByers/status/766021779361968128) Trump lawyer (who I believe is named Cohen but if I’m wrong, somebody please correct me) denying reality in a very threatening way. At least I find it threatening.
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> P.S., I don’t know how to find the video on CNN’s site, so the link is to Dylan Byer’s twitter. So don’t think Byer’s is Mr. Intimidator.

I bet he asked because he was going to attack the integrity of whichever poll she mentioned. If that was the case, she should have started with [Breitbart](http://www.breitbart.com/2016-presidential-race/2016/08/14/breitbartgravis-poll-hillary-clinton-leads-donald-trump-42-to-37/).

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2016, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/30706 "2016-08-18T15:44:29Z")

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> [@Inner\_Stickler](#):
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> I bet he asked because he was going to attack the integrity of whichever poll she mentioned. If that was the case, she should have started with [Breitbart](http://www.breitbart.com/2016-presidential-race/2016/08/14/breitbartgravis-poll-hillary-clinton-leads-donald-trump-42-to-37/).

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> Alex Marlow, the editor-in-chief of Breitbart News, said it was the natural next step for Breitbart to establish its own series of polls.
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> **“It’s an open secret that polls are often manipulated and spun to create momentum for a particular candidate or issue,”** Marlow said. “Breitbart News Network’s first national poll marks the start of a major initiative to give our readers an accurate assessment on where the American people stand on the key topics and people of the day — without the mainstream media filter.”

And Breitbart won’t do that _at all._

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**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2016, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/30707 "2016-08-18T15:49:49Z")

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Well, most of them learned the lesson about “unskewing” poll results last time, but some of them clearly did not.

When the facts don’t fit the narrative…

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**Author:** ![mhendo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mhendo/32/3159_2.png) [@mhendo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mhendo)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2016, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/30708 "2016-08-18T15:50:12Z")

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538 has an interesting [page of Pollster Ratings](http://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/pollster-ratings/), where they assess the accuracy and the political bias of hundreds of polling organizations, from the big ones that are cited on the news all the time, to small ones that you’ve probably never heard of.

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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2016, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/30709 "2016-08-18T17:41:20Z")

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> [@Chimera](#):
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> Well, most of them learned the lesson about “unskewing” poll results last time, but some of them clearly did not.
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> When the facts don’t fit the narrative…

I note that [https://www.longroom.com/](https://www.longroom.com/) is still down.

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**Author:** ![Knorf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58956e/32.png) [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2016, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/30710 "2016-08-18T17:51:35Z")

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The GOP gave up fact-based decision making years ago.

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**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2016, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/30711 "2016-08-18T17:55:27Z")

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> [@Biggirl](#):
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> [Stupid or scary?](https://twitter.com/DylanByers/status/766021779361968128) Trump lawyer (who I believe is named Cohen but if I’m wrong, somebody please correct me) denying reality in a very threatening way. At least I find it threatening.
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> P.S., I don’t know how to find the video on CNN’s site, so the link is to Dylan Byer’s twitter. So don’t think Byer’s is Mr. Intimidator.

I sure hope it’s Cohen, otherwise Trump has two psychopathic attorneys, who apparently got their degree from the cosa nostra school of muscle, threat and intimidation.

[Here](http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/donald-trumps-lawyers-threaten-daily-811431)he is threatening a reporter from the daily beast for reporting on rape reports in Ivana’s deposition.

[QUOTE=Cohen]

“So I’m warning you, tread very f—ing lightly, because what I’m going to do to you is going to be f—ing disgusting. You understand me?”

“You write a story that has Mr. Trump’s name in it, with the word ‘rape,’ and I’m going to mess your life up…for as long as you’re on this frickin’ planet…you’re going to have judgments against you, so much money, you’ll never know how to get out from underneath it,” he added.  
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**Author:** ![TonySinclair](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/49beb7/32.png) [@TonySinclair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TonySinclair)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2016, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/30712 "2016-08-18T18:07:50Z")

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> [@Buck\_Godot](#):
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> I sure hope it’s Cohen, otherwise Trump has two psychopathic attorneys, who apparently got their degree from the cosa nostra school of muscle, threat and intimidation.
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> [Here](http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/donald-trumps-lawyers-threaten-daily-811431)he is threatening a reporter from the daily beast for reporting on rape reports in Ivana’s deposition.

Yes, it’s Cohen, and he thinks he did very well in that interview.

> **[Donald Trump aide on awkward exchange with CNN anchor: ‘I think I unraveled her’](https://www.yahoo.com/news/donald-trump-aide-on-awkward-exchange-with-cnn-anchor-i-think-i-unraveled-her-233522443.html?soc_src=social-sh&soc_trk=tw)**
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> In a conversation with Yahoo News shortly after the conversation aired, Michael Cohen, an executive vice president and attorney at the Trump Organization, said he believed he “controlled the interview” with Brianna Keilar. After a tumultuous two...

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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2016, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/30713 "2016-08-18T18:22:24Z")

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[Right winger who is out to sabotage Democratic campaigns caught out in her second attempt at infiltrating a Democratic campaign.](http://bipartisanreport.com/2016/08/18/just-in-senate-democrats-catch-undercover-gop-operative-attempting-to-sabotage-details/)

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**Author:** ![mcgato](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ac8455/32.png) [@mcgato](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mcgato)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2016, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/30714 "2016-08-18T18:37:40Z")

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> [@](#):
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> This is the GOP, the party so vocally concerned about liberals infiltrating the Trump campaign, at work.
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> See video below of Alex Jones’s conspiracy theories about liberal infiltration of his buddy, Donald Trump’s, campaign below.

I liked this quote in the article about the right winger trying to infiltrate a Democratic campaign. At this point, I don’t think Dems need to infiltrate the Trump campaign to do it damage. The best thing to do is grab some popcorn, sit back, and watch the shit show.

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**Author:** ![Voyager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voyager/32/133_2.png) [@Voyager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Voyager)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2016, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/30715 "2016-08-18T20:13:43Z")

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> [@TonySinclair](#):
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> Yes, it’s Cohen, and he thinks he did very well in that interview.  
> [Donald Trump aide on awkward exchange with CNN anchor: ‘I think I unraveled her’](https://www.yahoo.com/news/donald-trump-aide-on-awkward-exchange-with-cnn-anchor-i-think-i-unraveled-her-233522443.html?soc_src=social-sh&soc_trk=tw)

I was watching CNN this morning, and they are so upset about Keilar’s performance that they are rerunning that clip every ten minutes or so.  
If Harold Stassen were still alive he’d tell the Trump campaign to face reality.

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**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2016, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/30716 "2016-08-18T20:37:11Z")

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Ah, so the polls are all skewed … bring a nostalgic tear to my rheumy old eyes, that does …

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**Author:** ![E-DUB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/e-dub/32/403_2.png) [@E-DUB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E-DUB)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2016, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/30717 "2016-08-18T21:52:50Z")

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Voyager wrote: "If Harold Stassen were still alive he’d tell the Trump campaign to face reality. "

I’m stealing this.

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**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2016, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/30718 "2016-08-18T22:00:49Z")

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> [@TonySinclair](#):
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> Yes, it’s Cohen, and he thinks he did very well in that interview.  
> [Donald Trump aide on awkward exchange with CNN anchor: ‘I think I unraveled her’](https://www.yahoo.com/news/donald-trump-aide-on-awkward-exchange-with-cnn-anchor-i-think-i-unraveled-her-233522443.html?soc_src=social-sh&soc_trk=tw)

[QUOTE=Cohen]  
“I speak on a weekly basis to more than 100 African-American Evangelical preachers who are all committed to ensuring Donald Trump becomes the next president of the United States.”  
[/QUOTE]

He’s got binders full of [del]women[/del] African American evangelical preachers!

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**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2016, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/30719 "2016-08-19T00:39:16Z")

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> [@Voyager](#):
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> If Harold Stassen were still alive he’d tell the Trump campaign to face reality.

It was just a retirement hobby for old Harold. Some men play golf, some drive their RV’s to national parks, Stassen ran for President.

But \*he \*was harmless.

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**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2016, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/30720 "2016-08-19T03:08:35Z")

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> [@Grrr](#):
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> He’s got binders full of [del]women[/del] African American evangelical preachers!

Of course, it’s utterly conceivable that the African American evangelical preachers that he talks to weekly are always the SAME African American evangelical preachers as the week before.

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**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2016, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/30721 "2016-08-19T03:22:14Z")

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Show of hands: how many believe that there are more than 100 African-American Evangelical preachers who are all committed to ensuring Donald Trump becomes the next president of the United States?

Okay, now how many think that there are 100 African American evangelical preachers that’d even take a phone call from Mr. Hubris ‘No Manners’ Cohen?

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