# Stupid Republican idea of the day

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [March 26, 2009, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897 "2009-03-26T18:48:35Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Defensive\_Indifference](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/defensive_indifference/32/6502_2.png) [@Defensive\_Indifference](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Defensive_Indifference)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2016, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/31742 "2016-10-28T17:46:56Z")

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Hey, let’s give credit where due. Mark Kirk has since apologized. On Twitter. You know he’s serious because he Tweeted it. And a more heartfelt and sincere apology you could not craft in 140 characters or fewer.

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**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2016, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/31743 "2016-10-28T18:16:47Z")

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Damn, what is a red blooded Republican to do when he can’t insult, belittle and slander a minority woman and get away with it? What is this country coming to? 😛

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**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2016, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/31744 "2016-10-28T18:52:40Z")

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Jeezus that was a Moment Of A-holery.

But really, am I supposed to believe Kirk was entirely unaware that Duckworth’s late father was an Anglo American veteran? Even then it only points to all of us that he saw someone with ancestry from another ethnicity, and that was fair game to him. (Or, that she has to choose and either be proud she’s Asian-American or be proud she’s a DAR but she can’t be both. Still ignorant.). And the apology had to be pulled out of him with pliers.

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2016, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/31745 "2016-10-28T19:55:08Z")

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Who cares about fucking apologies? The guy is a turd, and now we know it. Having apologized, that makes him a sorry turd.

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**Author:** ![user\_hostile](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/user_hostile/32/474_2.png) [@user\_hostile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/user_hostile)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2016, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/31746 "2016-10-30T23:27:22Z")

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Say, isn’t the latest GOP euphemism for an insincere apologizing called “polishing the turd”?

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**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2016, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/31747 "2016-10-30T23:35:54Z")

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I love watching Republicans go for Duckworth. They think it’s going to be an easy hit because she’s a woman AND not white, forgetting that she’s also not only a COMBAT veteran (on purpose…she got into the chopper corps because it was the only combat role women could be in at the time), but one who left almost half her body in Iraq. It’s not only HORRIBLE optics but she can and does hit back, hard.

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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2016, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/31748 "2016-11-01T01:32:33Z")

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[Senator Richard Burr made a joke about seeing a picture of a bullseye on a photo of Hillary at a gun store, and then said that he will do everything to make sure that, if Hillary is elected, none of her SCOTUS nominees get approved.](http://www.dailykos.com/stories/2016/10/31/1589298/-Republican-Richard-Burr-caught-on-camera-joking-Hillary-Clinton-should-have-a-bullseye-on-her?detail=facebook)

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2016, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/31749 "2016-11-01T02:14:53Z")

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> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#):
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> [Senator Richard Burr made a joke about seeing a picture of a bullseye on a photo of Hillary at a gun store, and then said that he will do everything to make sure that, if Hillary is elected, none of her SCOTUS nominees get approved.](http://www.dailykos.com/stories/2016/10/31/1589298/-Republican-Richard-Burr-caught-on-camera-joking-Hillary-Clinton-should-have-a-bullseye-on-her?detail=facebook)

Actually, his statement is more ambiguous than you suggest:

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> The North Carolina Republican, locked in a tight race for reelection, quipped that as he walked into a gun shop “nothing made me feel better” than seeing a magazine about rifles “with a picture of Hillary Clinton on the front of it.”
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> “I was a little bit shocked at that – it didn’t have a bullseye on it,” he said Saturday to GOP volunteers, prompting laughter from the crowd

Seeing Clinton on the cover of a rifle magazine in and of itself might not be that strange - she might have given an interview to one of the magazine’s reporters, conceivably - but when Burr expresses shock that a picture of Clinton in that context _didn’t_ have a target on it, it could be mocking the troglodytes who routinely and excessively use such imagery, without embracing their message.

Frankly, anyone who produces images of Hillary Clinton with bullseyes on them, or produces gun targets with images of Clinton, is deserving of a look-see from the Secret Service, I figure. In fairness, the same for images of Trump.

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**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2016, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/31750 "2016-11-01T13:38:54Z")

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Oh, but the retarded right on this board will assure you that it is only the Democrats who incite violence.

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**Author:** ![adaher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/dec6dc/32.png) [@adaher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/adaher)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2016, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/31751 "2016-11-01T13:43:33Z")

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“They’re gonna put y’all in chains!”

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2016, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/31752 "2016-11-01T15:37:32Z")

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> [@adaher](#):
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> “They’re gonna put y’all in chains!”

“Unattributed quotes are usually made up by the quoter because she/he has no argument against what was actually said.”  
-Czarcasm

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2016, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/31753 "2016-11-01T15:41:07Z")

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Pretty sure that was Lincoln.

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**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2016, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/31754 "2016-11-01T15:42:34Z")

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> [@adaher](#):
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> “They’re gonna put y’all in chains!”

“The blood of patriots!”

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2016, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/31755 "2016-11-01T15:44:35Z")

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> [@elucidator](#):
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> Pretty sure that was Lincoln.

From _Abraham Lincoln-Vampire Hunter_, right?

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**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2016, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/31756 "2016-11-01T17:57:14Z")

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> [@elucidator](#):
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> Pretty sure that was Lincoln.

Lincoln also popularized the salutation: Darling fascist bullyboy.

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**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2016, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/31757 "2016-11-01T22:10:44Z")

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> [@YogSothoth](#):
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> Here’s the [full video](https://youtu.be/ZWM6EUeqP1g?t=1380)at the point of his comment, with aftermath. The silence just hangs there. I like how Kirk kind of nods his head like he thinks he’s got her with a good one. Apparently the debate moderators were visibly shocked by his quip. And Kirk is supposed to be one of the moderate Republicans.

No, he’s just a scumbag.

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**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2016, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/31758 "2016-11-01T22:14:49Z")

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> [@bobot](#):
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> Lincoln also popularized the salutation: Darling fascist bullyboy.

while killing vampires.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2016, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/31759 "2016-11-01T22:15:42Z")

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> [@SteveG1](#):
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> No, he’s just a scumbag.

That \*is \*a moderate Republican.

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**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2016, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/31760 "2016-11-01T23:11:57Z")

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It should be noted that apparently Kirk had a serious stroke not too long ago. While this does not excuse him, it may provide some context. Or not.

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2016, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/31761 "2016-11-01T23:55:58Z")

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Strokes generally affect things like balance, motor skill, sensory input and being alive. Most of the time, they do not affect judgement.

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