# Stupid Republican idea of the day

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [March 26, 2009, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897 "2009-03-26T18:48:35Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2017, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/34722 "2017-07-31T20:30:25Z")

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Her 15 minutes are up. No one in Minnesota except perhaps her most ardent supporters are giving her the time of day.

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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2017, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/34723 "2017-08-01T21:38:12Z")

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Paul Ryan flew down to the border in a helicopter and all we got was a stupid video on how we need the Wall.

But his Democratic opponent in the next election replied, “Speaker Ryan can just ask me what it’s like to get behind an M60 while defending our country in a chopper. I did it for real - not photo op”

> **[Washington Journal | Series | C-SPAN.org](https://www.c-span.org/series/?washingtonJournal)**
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**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2017, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/34724 "2017-08-02T00:58:47Z")

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[42% of Michiganders](http://www.detroitnews.com/story/news/politics/2017/07/31/poll-kid-rock-trails-stabenow/104176822/) would vote for Kid Rock over Sen. Debbie Stabenow.

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**Author:** ![Morgyn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morgyn/32/3041_2.png) [@Morgyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgyn)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2017, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/34725 "2017-08-02T02:10:24Z")

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> [@ElvisL1ves](#):
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> [42% of Michiganders](http://www.detroitnews.com/story/news/politics/2017/07/31/poll-kid-rock-trails-stabenow/104176822/) would vote for Kid Rock over Sen. Debbie Stabenow.

Why am I not surprised?

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**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2017, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/34726 "2017-08-02T03:01:25Z")

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> [@Chimera](#):
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> Her 15 minutes are up. No one in Minnesota except perhaps her most ardent supporters are giving her the time of day.

Does One-L enjoy any sort of public position these days? Or is she just a private citizen who somehow gets her dumb opinions reported by the media?

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**Author:** ![Manduck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manduck/32/256_2.png) [@Manduck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Manduck)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2017, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/34727 "2017-08-02T03:16:49Z")

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> [@ElvisL1ves](#):
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> [42% of Michiganders](http://www.detroitnews.com/story/news/politics/2017/07/31/poll-kid-rock-trails-stabenow/104176822/) would vote for Kid Rock over Sen. Debbie Stabenow.

That’s what happens when you give ganders the vote.

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**Author:** ![Not\_Carlson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/bc79bd/32.png) [@Not\_Carlson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Not_Carlson)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2017, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/34728 "2017-08-02T03:31:54Z")

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> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#):
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> Michele Bachman: A hotline set up by the city of Minneapolis for reporting hate crimes is fascist and a violation of the separation of church and state. Bachmann claimed that this hotline is really an attempt to outlaw criticism of Islam and institute Sharia law.

I really should have gotten more sleep last night.  
This is how I initially read the first sentence.

[QUOTE=My tired brain]  
Michele Bachman, a _hottie_ set up by the city of Minneapolis for reporting hate crimes is fascist and a violation of the separation of church and state.  
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**Author:** ![BlankSlate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blankslate/32/80_2.png) [@BlankSlate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlankSlate)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2017, 9:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/34729 "2017-08-02T09:36:25Z")

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> [@ElvisL1ves](#):
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> [42% of Michiganders](http://www.detroitnews.com/story/news/politics/2017/07/31/poll-kid-rock-trails-stabenow/104176822/) would vote for Kid Rock over Sen. Debbie Stabenow.

Sounds about right. Dropped out of high school to sell drugs. His biggest hit ripped off actual artists, as has no discernible talent of his own. Modern conservative values personified.

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**Author:** ![Budget\_Player\_Cadet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/budget_player_cadet/32/205_2.png) [@Budget\_Player\_Cadet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Budget_Player_Cadet)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2017, 9:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/34730 "2017-08-02T09:42:39Z")

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> [@ElvisL1ves](#):
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> [42% of Michiganders](http://www.detroitnews.com/story/news/politics/2017/07/31/poll-kid-rock-trails-stabenow/104176822/) would vote for Kid Rock over Sen. Debbie Stabenow.

So 42% of Michiganders are fucking awful. Got it.

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2017, 11:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/34731 "2017-08-02T11:26:25Z")

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David “the poors can’t handle fancy lunch meat names” Brooks is at it again, with an op-ed about [how the world these days just isn’t manly enough](https://www.nytimes.com/2017/08/01/opinion/scaramucci-mccain-masculinity-white-house.html).

[QUOTE=Davey Soppressata]  
There is the slovenly “I don’t care what you think” manliness of Steve Bannon. There’s the look-at-me-I-can-curse manliness that Anthony Scaramucci learned from “Glengarry Glen Ross.” There is the affirmation-hungry “I long to be the man my father was” parody of manliness performed by Donald Trump. There are all those authentically manly Marine generals Trump hires to supplement his own. There’s Trump’s man-crush on Vladimir Putin and the firing of insufficiently manly Reince Priebus.

With this crowd, it’s man-craving all the way down.

It’s worth remembering, when we are surrounded by all this thrusting masculinity, what substantive manliness once looked like.For example, 2,400 years ago the Greeks had a more fully developed vision of manliness than anything we see in or around the White House today.  
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If I live to be 100, I never ever want to hear another reference to “thrusting masculinity” followed by a paean to the ancient Greeks.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2017, 11:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/34732 "2017-08-02T11:30:16Z")

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In some ways, Trump _does_ personify the ancient Greek vision of manliness, if you know what I mean.

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2017, 12:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/34733 "2017-08-02T12:03:59Z")

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> [@Ludovic](#):
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> In some ways, Trump _does_ personify the ancient Greek vision of manliness, if you know what I mean.

In that he’s willing to leave poor children to die of exposure and he thinks theft is fine as long as you don’t get caught?

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**Author:** ![BlankSlate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blankslate/32/80_2.png) [@BlankSlate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlankSlate)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2017, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/34734 "2017-08-02T12:31:13Z")

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In that his head is made out of marble?

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**Author:** ![SaneBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e68b1a/32.png) [@SaneBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SaneBill)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2017, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/34735 "2017-08-02T13:19:19Z")

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^^ Apparently Ludovic means [this](http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/2627/why-does-so-much-ancient-greek-art-feature-males-with-small-genitalia)

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**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2017, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/34736 "2017-08-02T16:01:15Z")

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> [@Smapti](#):
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> David “the poors can’t handle fancy lunch meat names” Brooks is at it again, with an op-ed about [how the world these days just isn’t manly enough](https://www.nytimes.com/2017/08/01/opinion/scaramucci-mccain-masculinity-white-house.html).

Eh, I give this only a “2” on the Brooks Cluelessly Offensive Index.

His point was that for the ancient Greeks, “manliness” meant being a _mensch_ – conscientious, righteous, honorable, gracious, kind – and that the short-fingered vulgarian and his Niebelung horde were preceisely the opposite of that.

I thought yesterday that Confucius and his gang would have had a few good points to make along those lines, but we can’t expect Brooks to be familiar with anything outside the Western Canon.

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**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2017, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/34737 "2017-08-02T16:14:43Z")

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> [@ElvisL1ves](#):
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> [42% of Michiganders](http://www.detroitnews.com/story/news/politics/2017/07/31/poll-kid-rock-trails-stabenow/104176822/) would vote for Kid Rock over Sen. Debbie Stabenow.

How did Pat Paulson do?

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2017, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/34738 "2017-08-02T22:35:16Z")

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> [@SaneBill](#):
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> ^^ Apparently Ludovic means [this](http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/2627/why-does-so-much-ancient-greek-art-feature-males-with-small-genitalia)

Ding! Ding! Ding! We have a wiener!

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2017, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/34739 "2017-08-02T23:17:23Z")

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> [@Smapti](#):
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> …If I live to be 100, I never ever want to hear another reference to “thrusting masculinity” followed by a paean to the ancient Greeks.

So, you _don’t_ like gladiator movies?

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**Author:** ![foolsguinea](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foolsguinea/32/14751_2.png) [@foolsguinea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/foolsguinea)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2017, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/34740 "2017-08-03T00:29:09Z")

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> [@Smapti](#):
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> If I live to be 100, I never ever want to hear another reference to “thrusting masculinity” followed by a paean to the ancient Greeks.

No Greek vacations for you, then.

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**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2017, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/34741 "2017-08-03T01:12:08Z")

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Hey, I had a lovely trip to Athens, Crete, and Delphi a few years back, and was NEVER penetrated anally!

Sailors don’t count, right?

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